Hello Dysfunction

By Hello Dysfunction

A raw and hilarious dive into current events, familial chaos, awkward sexual experiences, navigating mental illness, gossip, and the political dumpster fire we’re all forced to live in.

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How many episodes does Hello Dysfunction have?

The podcast currently has 354 episodes available.

Hello Dysfunction episodes:

February 25, 2024 S1 Ep247: Why Aren't We Purging?
Phone service was down, stay away from minors, numbing spray works wonders and we’re full of worms. Girl Scouts are cancelled, celebrities are gross and be careful with plumping lip gloss!

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1h 17min
February 18, 2024 S1 Ep246: Young Sicko
Happy Valentine’s Day, don’t eat bees, tweakers are so horny and drugs aren’t safe to experiment with anymore.

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1h 23min
February 13, 2024 S1 Ep245: Rigamarole
We had a little technical difficulty in the beginning but here we are. Testing new lighting, football fans are insane, perimenopause is upon us and being alone is pleasant. We love an ice cream sandwich family, Crystal might need to upgrade her cigs, 9-11 is still on speed dial and dress for the partner you want.

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1h 35min
February 03, 2024 S1 Ep244: Donald Duck Setup
Crystal had Covid, let’s read books, the rain won’t stop and getting old is not a good time. Prepare your kids for adulthood, women are pervs too, don’t ask people their body count and always be aware of your surroundings.

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1h 41min
January 20, 2024 S1 Ep243: Manipulative Bowel Movement
Peez has new pets, resellers are still annoying, physical reactions to genocide are normal and Rick Owens is a good brand to support. Could your dad be a serial killer, the universe gave us each other, be careful at the hospital and decorate your house however makes you happy.

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1h 20min
January 12, 2024 S1 Ep242: Professor of Rats
Riding with Crystal is an adventure, Peez has been cussing a LOT, Pata Fria is having a really bad week and we’re all ingesting plastic. Do you ever plan for prison in your head, Crystal has a great new client, no that’s not a stuffed animal and a period ain’t stopping nothing but a sentence.

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1h 14min
January 09, 2024 S1 Ep241: It's GOODNIGHT
We love a good garage sale but hate reseller price gouging. Crystal met an animal that doesn’t love her for once. Don’t raise your kids to be mean girls and don’t spend your money with terrible companies.
CEASEFIRE NOW, END THE OCCUPATION, FREE PALESTINE.

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1h 19min
December 29, 2023S1 Ep240: My Dad's Dick
Xmas is still going, we love a man’s man, women need to carry guns and we would actually be really bad cops. Pata Fria might start taking tattoo appts, our government is the worst of the worst, Crystal isn’t great at remembering names and just don’t eat Carolyn’s cooking. FREE PALESTINE, CEASEFIRE NOW, END THE OCCUPATION.

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For bonus episodes join our Patreon!!
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1h 42min
December 23, 2023S1 Ep239: I'm Sorry Officer
The hangout was a success, making your partner a mixtape is true love, Crystal got to share some holiday spirit and Santa has been commodified. Bingo gets SERIOUS, practice proper pharmacy etiquette, Peez is loving cuss words and Pata Fria has been having some terrible dreams.

Check out this week’s sponsor!

BetterHelp
Professional therapy from the comfort of your own home.
Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO

For bonus episodes join our Patreon!!
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Subscribe on YouTube!
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Follow us on IG:
Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
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Instagram.com/crystaldamato21

Email us your questions/stories at:
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1h 30min
December 16, 2023 S1 Ep238: Watermelon and Hammer Pants
We’re back after a month.
The flu is not playing fair, Crystal is hit with tragedy once again and losing Carl was a loss for so many.
Who’s doing the hiring at Richmond Kaiser, Crystal is enjoying a new meat, Charlene had a favorite roadside hustler and don’t support soft white underbelly.

For bonus episodes join our Patreon!!
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1h 25min

FAQs about Hello Dysfunction:

How many episodes does Hello Dysfunction have?

The podcast currently has 354 episodes available.

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