We’ve had a week of bullshit, another one bites the dust, more words we like and some new natural biohacks. Watch who you pocket dial, costume jewelry is not for men, pray for Maui and we’re headed to the desert. 

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Pat is recovering from alcohol poisoning. 

The live shows were more than we ever hoped for. Crystal thinks she has a “dance space”. Nations got us thinking we’re famous. Is Lizzo disgusting? Crystal is Peez’ favorite person in the world. And Taco Bell better stop skimping us. 

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We’re bleeding, overwhelmed and preparing for the live shows. Pata Fria is testing a new intimate bleaching cream, it’s Jimbo’s birthday, William hurt himself and Mark has been a huge help. A UTI vaccine is coming, a little progress is being made in the Tupac murder investigation, don’t fake a kidnapping and don’t act a fool in another country. 

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It’s been a rough eventful week.

Crystal is losing a toenail, displays excellent self control and has another new word for us. Pata Fria got a new car, shot photos in a kinky dream house and had an interaction with a possible trafficker. 

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We’re fancy and video production has begun. 

Pata Fria is experiencing creative mania, Crystal is showing off her vocabulary and if someone asks you about an enemy just say they died. 

Don’t let your power get cut off, be kind to shipping employees and you know gore is bad when it leaves you with chest pains. 

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Finally some nice weather. 

Happy Birthday Bunny! RIP Billy and shoutout to all the great dads. Real panic auto adjusts your senses, stay out of submarines, Pata Fria had another planned parenthood date and don’t be the friend with the smelly vagina. 

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Pata Fria is off her meds.

Crystal has PTSD from a popular love song.

Compliments from women are the only ones that matter and Orcas have had enough.

Being naturally funny makes anyone attractive and you never know what’s coming when Carolyn is on live.

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Crystal has a serious announcement. 

We have an official HD tattoo. 

Americans sometimes have to share prescriptions, Carolyn is a natural liar and she might have some secrets. 

Pata Fria has some excellent post-breakup advice, Big Mama got her groove back and having standards is actually really important. 

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Pata Fria drank a cigarette and feels sick. 

Nations loves us therefore we’re famous. 

RIP Tina Turner. 

Be careful doing whip it’s, Nicki Minaj is embarrassing, men are not our favorite and the universe has been picking on Crystal. 

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Pata Fria is the birthday girl. 

And also Stevi. 

Mother’s Day was lovely, Crystal’s parents are inappropriate and our background noise is always a surprise. How honest are you? We hate Walgreens and love a good crime doc. 

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