Hello Dysfunction

By Hello Dysfunction

Childhood best friends, PataFria: a professional Dominatrix, mommy/grandma and overall jack of all trades, and Crystal: a die hard animal lover, mommy/wife, peacemaker and caregiver of MANY share hila... more

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How many episodes does Hello Dysfunction have?

The podcast currently has 336 episodes available.

Hello Dysfunction episodes:

March 23, 2024 250: Don't Doorbell Ditch
Cemeteries are shady, we’re clearing out some merch, mail is still being stolen and Crystal’s ghost is getting personal. We may have discovered the cutest job ever, there’s a movie to look forward to, respect people that wanna leave the party and unexpected blessings are always nice.

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1h 25min
March 15, 2024 249: The Truth Ain't in You
Chemtrails are making us sick, be careful at CVS, the caregiver saga continues and Pata Fria’s exes are all in sync. Let’s try fake toenails, Crystal has new animals, population concerns are really about capitalism and BBL’s do not SMELL!

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1h 44min
March 02, 2024 248: Cement Shoes
Being a woman is fun, said no one ever. Crystal is experiencing life thru a new lens. Brain disorders really hinder being a human and Pata Fria overcame a fear. Crystal is still functioning as a death doula, women’s hygiene products are top tier, businesses are leaving, humanity is evaporating and you gotta be careful around dogs.

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1h 35min
February 25, 2024 247: Why Aren't We Purging?
Phone service was down, stay away from minors, numbing spray works wonders and we’re full of worms. Girl Scouts are cancelled, celebrities are gross and be careful with plumping lip gloss!

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1h 17min
February 18, 2024 246: Young Sicko
Happy Valentine’s Day, don’t eat bees, tweakers are so horny and drugs aren’t safe to experiment with anymore.

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1h 23min
February 13, 2024 245: Rigamarole
We had a little technical difficulty in the beginning but here we are. Testing new lighting, football fans are insane, perimenopause is upon us and being alone is pleasant. We love an ice cream sandwich family, Crystal might need to upgrade her cigs, 9-11 is still on speed dial and dress for the partner you want.

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1h 35min
February 03, 2024 244: Donald Duck Setup
Crystal had Covid, let’s read books, the rain won’t stop and getting old is not a good time. Prepare your kids for adulthood, women are pervs too, don’t ask people their body count and always be aware of your surroundings.

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1h 41min
January 20, 2024 243: Manipulative Bowel Movement
Peez has new pets, resellers are still annoying, physical reactions to genocide are normal and Rick Owens is a good brand to support. Could your dad be a serial killer, the universe gave us each other, be careful at the hospital and decorate your house however makes you happy.

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1h 20min
January 12, 2024 242: Professor of Rats
Riding with Crystal is an adventure, Peez has been cussing a LOT, Pata Fria is having a really bad week and we’re all ingesting plastic. Do you ever plan for prison in your head, Crystal has a great new client, no that’s not a stuffed animal and a period ain’t stopping nothing but a sentence.

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1h 14min
January 09, 2024 241: It's GOODNIGHT
We love a good garage sale but hate reseller price gouging. Crystal met an animal that doesn’t love her for once. Don’t raise your kids to be mean girls and don’t spend your money with terrible companies.
CEASEFIRE NOW, END THE OCCUPATION, FREE PALESTINE.

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1h 19min

FAQs about Hello Dysfunction:

How many episodes does Hello Dysfunction have?

The podcast currently has 336 episodes available.

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