Hello Dysfunction

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Hello Dysfunction episodes

February 18, 2024 S1 Ep246: Young Sicko
Happy Valentine’s Day, don’t eat bees, tweakers are so horny and drugs aren’t safe to experiment with anymore.

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1 hr 23 min
February 13, 2024 S1 Ep245: Rigamarole
We had a little technical difficulty in the beginning but here we are. Testing new lighting, football fans are insane, perimenopause is upon us and being alone is pleasant. We love an ice cream sandwich family, Crystal might need to upgrade her cigs, 9-11 is still on speed dial and dress for the partner you want.

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1 hr 35 min
February 03, 2024 S1 Ep244: Donald Duck Setup
Crystal had Covid, let’s read books, the rain won’t stop and getting old is not a good time. Prepare your kids for adulthood, women are pervs too, don’t ask people their body count and always be aware of your surroundings.

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1 hr 41 min
January 20, 2024 S1 Ep243: Manipulative Bowel Movement
Peez has new pets, resellers are still annoying, physical reactions to genocide are normal and Rick Owens is a good brand to support. Could your dad be a serial killer, the universe gave us each other, be careful at the hospital and decorate your house however makes you happy.

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1 hr 20 min
January 12, 2024 S1 Ep242: Professor of Rats
Riding with Crystal is an adventure, Peez has been cussing a LOT, Pata Fria is having a really bad week and we’re all ingesting plastic. Do you ever plan for prison in your head, Crystal has a great new client, no that’s not a stuffed animal and a period ain’t stopping nothing but a sentence.

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1 hr 14 min
January 09, 2024 S1 Ep241: It's GOODNIGHT
We love a good garage sale but hate reseller price gouging. Crystal met an animal that doesn’t love her for once. Don’t raise your kids to be mean girls and don’t spend your money with terrible companies.
CEASEFIRE NOW, END THE OCCUPATION, FREE PALESTINE.

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1 hr 19 min
December 29, 2023S1 Ep240: My Dad's Dick
Xmas is still going, we love a man’s man, women need to carry guns and we would actually be really bad cops. Pata Fria might start taking tattoo appts, our government is the worst of the worst, Crystal isn’t great at remembering names and just don’t eat Carolyn’s cooking. FREE PALESTINE, CEASEFIRE NOW, END THE OCCUPATION.

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1 hr 42 min
December 23, 2023S1 Ep239: I'm Sorry Officer
The hangout was a success, making your partner a mixtape is true love, Crystal got to share some holiday spirit and Santa has been commodified. Bingo gets SERIOUS, practice proper pharmacy etiquette, Peez is loving cuss words and Pata Fria has been having some terrible dreams.

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1 hr 30 min
December 16, 2023 S1 Ep238: Watermelon and Hammer Pants
We’re back after a month.
The flu is not playing fair, Crystal is hit with tragedy once again and losing Carl was a loss for so many.
Who’s doing the hiring at Richmond Kaiser, Crystal is enjoying a new meat, Charlene had a favorite roadside hustler and don’t support soft white underbelly.

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1 hr 25 min
December 03, 2023 S1 Ep237: Product of a Sex Appointment
Crystal has on cute socks and Pata Fria is losing her voice. Migraines can ruin your life, toddlers are insane, coffee and books have been the vibe this week and boycotting works. Oil pulling has begun, men are not ok, Hollywood is full of pedos and abusers and this week we got some great write ins.

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1 hr 28 min

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A raw and hilarious dive into current events, familial chaos, awkward sexual experiences, navigating mental illness, gossip, and the political dumpster fire we’re all forced to live in.