Help! We Suck at Being Newlyweds

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What's Help! We Suck at Being Newlyweds about?

What happens when you stop sucking at dating? When you find a partner, a girlfriend, a boyfriend, a wife! What if you get married and have children? What happens then!!!!
That's when you realize you still need Help! You still suck! HELP! We SUCK at being Newlyweds!
Time marches on, life evolves and even Dean Unglert found a wife!
Join hosts Dean Unglert, Jared Haibon, and Caelynn Miller-Keyes each week as they try to solve the mysteries of marriage, the perils of parenting, the lessons of love. This threesome is determined to stop Sucking.
So join them to help discover all the answers in your own relationships. From proposals to weddings, engagements to marriages, babies and even some breakups. They'll discover it all with support from your favorite Bachelor Nation friends!

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Generation Gap

12.04.2023

Dean, Caelynn and Jared are in the middle of the great debate of Millenials vs Gen Z vs Gen Alpha! Will Gen Z save the world?? Dean isn’t convinced… We get an update on Dean and Caelynn’s big move, and ...

Help! We Suck at Being Newlyweds episodes:

12.04.2023 Generation Gap Dean, Caelynn and Jared are in the middle of the great debate of Millenials vs Gen Z vs Gen Alpha! Will Gen Z save the world?? Dean isn’t convinced… We get an update on Dean and Caelynn’s big move, and ...
11.27.2023 Talking Turkey (or Salmon) Dean and Caelynn are about to make a MAJOR life change and it could involve little ones sooner than we thought! Jared and Ashley are preparing for a big move… but Jared is hesitant. Find out how they’re making it ...
11.20.2023 Fantasy Fails Dean is suffering from a major leg injury, and one of our favorite superstars from Bachelor Nation might be to blame! Jared lost at Fantasy Football… so now it’s time to pick his punishment! You won’t believe what Dean is ...
11.13.2023 Sympathy Pains Jared has a full recap from his weekend at Chris Harrison's wedding! Hear what really happened when Kaitlyn Bristowe and Jason Tartick reunited after their split. We get an update on Dean and Caelynn's next big step after getting married, ...
11.06.2023 Mind the (Age) Gap How big is TOO big of an age gap in dating?? Dean reveals what happened when he dated an older woman when he was in his early twenties! Sharing your location with your significant other can be a sensitive subject ...
10.30.2023 Couples Retreat Dean and Caelynn are on their first couples trip as husband and wife! Hear how things are going on their Hawaiian getaway with Ben Higgins and his wife Jess! Jared, Dean and Caelynn have all found love in Paradise, but ...
10.23.2023 The Good, The Bad and The Ick What’s your biggest ick?? Dean, Caelynn and Jared reveal their biggest red flags, dealbreakers and icks from when they were dating. We do a 1 month marriage check-in with Dean and Caelynn, and things get a little TOO real. Plus, ...
10.16.2023 Father of Two Jared and Ashley are officially trying for their second baby! Jared gets a little too real about the positives and negatives of the process… Dean has some suggestions on how to “influence” the gender of Jared’s second child. And, Dean ...
10.09.2023 The Afterparty Jared is back to give his HONEST take on Dean and Caelynn’s wedding! Hear the good… and the bad from Jared, and why he was worried sick on the way to the ceremony! Dean and Caelynn had their “brains scanned”… ...
09.27.2023 Officially Newlyweds It finally happened! Dean and Caelynn are back from their wedding weekend with a FULL recap of the magical mountaintop ceremony! Find out who partied too hard, who hooked up, and who left the wedding with a PERMANENT reminder of ...
09.25.2023 The Last Pod Before the Ring Caelynn and Dean are on their way to their dream wedding in the mountains and have a moment to share their final feelings and thoughts before they officially become The Bells! But things might not go exactly as planned, because ...
09.18.2023 What is "Western Chic"?? Dean and Caelynn's big day is almost here! But now they need to answer the big question on everyone's mind... what exactly do they mean by a "western chic" wedding?? Dean, Caelynn and Jared go deep into the "summer they ...
09.11.2023 Nobody Brides for Free Be honest… did you know the groom is expected to get the bride a gift on the wedding day?? Jared didn’t and now is trying to save Dean from the same fate! Dean and Caelynn’s big day is almost here! ...
09.07.2023 Being the Fantasy Person with Shan Boodram Relationship expert Shan Boodram has some hard truths about marriage to share with the Newlyweds! She’s the host of The Marriage Pact which reveals that sometimes an ultimatum is needed to push a relationship to the next level. Shan gives ...
09.04.2023 A Toast to No Toasts Jared has some officiant advice for Dean and Caelynn after Ashley performed the sacred duties for a friend's wedding! Dean and Caelynn reveal that they have ZERO speeches in their wedding reception, and Jared thinks it's a big mistake. Plus, ...
08.28.2023 I Mustache You to Marry Me Dean finally got his tux! But it comes with an accessory that Caelynn is NOT happy about… Find out how they’ll work things out before the big day! Jared has some crucial wedding advice to share from his experience walking ...
08.21.2023 The Tux Stops Here Dean’s Bachelor party is coming up, but he wants to cancel the entire thing! Find out what gave Dean cold feet about the whole affair. Caelynn gives us a day by day breakdown of her dream Bachelorette party! If you’re ...
08.17.2023 Inviting the Intrusive Thoughts The Newlyweds are ready to reveal some deep dark secrets with a game of “Would You Rather”, and you won’t believe what happened between Dean and Caelynn’s grandparents! Dean and Jared hint at what you might find in their guy’s ...
08.14.2023 Caelynn the Bachelorette Caelynn’s Bachelorette party is here and she’s sharing all the secrets behind her big weekend! Is it EVER acceptable to break up with someone over the phone?? Turns out a couple of our Newlyweds might be guilty of this… And ...
08.10.2023 Ask a Newlywed: Be Careful Who You Follow Dean, Caelynn and Jared are taking YOUR dating questions and serving up the honest truth. What do you do when your partner is following too many models on Instagram? And should you be worried if you have a dream about ...
08.07.2023 Reclaiming the V Card Contrary to what you may think, it’s NOT that common for newlyweds to have sex on their wedding night, but Dean and Caelynn might take things to an entirely new level. Dean has a surprising reaction to the reality that ...
08.03.2023 Handling Hotness with Elys Hutchinson Elys Hutchinson from “Too Hot to Handle” hangs out with the Newlyweds for the REAL story of what goes down on the show. Dean and Caelynn ask the hard hitting question… is everyone really THAT horny?? If you’ve never seen ...
07.31.2023 Love You vs I Love You We’re in the final month before Dean and Caelynn’s wedding… but Dean is missing a CRUCIAL detail. Will the whole day be ruined?? We get a front row seat to a major disagreement Dean and Caelynn have about the big ...
07.27.2023 Influencing the Influencers with Ashleigh Warren Ashleigh Warren from Swiping America is hanging out with the Newlyweds to share her experience of finding love through dating apps and reality TV! Ashleigh has an unbelievable tip on which dating platform is the most underrated! S Plus, find ...
07.24.2023 Baby One More Time Caelynn and Dean have some big news about growing their family! While giving Dean some parenting advice, Jared faces a difficult decision as a father. Plus, Jared shares a secret tip that ALL single guys need to hear! See omnystudio.com/listener ...
07.20.2023 The Honeymoon Dilemma with Joe Amabile and Serena Pitt The Newlyweds are hanging out with soon to be newlyweds Joe Amabile and Serena Pitt! They’re in the depths of wedding planning and they need some help… Joe spills everything about how he snuck into an A-list party at a ...
07.17.2023 Shower: Impossible – Dean Reckoning Caelynn has a harsh truth to share about Dean’s… personal choices. Find out why this could totally change their relationship before they walk down the aisle! Jared shares the unbelievable story of how he hung out with one of the ...
07.10.2023 Give Me Your Heart, Make it Real with Rob Thomas Jared has re-entered the honeymoon phase with his new bromance! His idol Rob Thomas from Matchbox Twenty joins the Newlyweds to share some incredible advice from his 25 year marriage! Jared reveals the words of wisdom Rob gave him after ...
07.03.2023 Happy Fourth of July! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
06.29.2023 Tossing the Q&A Bouquet The Newlyweds are back for another round of Q&A; and NOTHING is off limits! Things get tense when Dean admits why he never felt like he was “in love” until recently! Caelynn reveals how she manifested her relationship with Dean, ...
06.27.2023 For Whom the Bell Tolls Dean and Caelynn fill us in on a MAJOR life decision they made at 3 AM in Bali… and Jared doesn’t know how to react. Jared opens up about a frustrating parent moment while trying to build a bike for ...
06.22.2023 90 Day Mountain Climbing Fiancé The final countdown is on for Dean and Caelynn’s wedding, and Dean is hard at work to prove there ain’t no mountain high enough to keep him from Caelynn. The Newlyweds are answering all your questions! Find out who their ...
06.19.2023 No Use Crying Over Spilt Paint It’s Caelynn’s birthday! And no better way to celebrate than traveling with Dean for 20 HOURS. Will this trip be the final straw for Dean and Caelynn?? We’ll find out! Jared reveals that he and Ashley are planning to grow ...
06.15.2023 A Tik Tok Marriage with Taylor & Sophia Watts Social media sensations Taylor and Sophia Watts join the Newlyweds to talk all about getting married at a young age, sharing everything about their relationship on social media, and what happened when they started a family only 2 months after ...
06.12.2023 Venue Vendetta Dean and Caelynn had a photoshoot at their wedding venue! You won’t believe the feelings that came up as they get closer to the big day. If you’re planning a wedding, you HAVE to hear the method Dean and Caelynn ...
06.05.2023 The Perfect Date There's some tension between Dean and Caelynn on their wedding date! You won't believe Caelynn's reaction when she finds out when Dean plans on celebrating their anniversary! We get a sneak peek at where Dean and Caelynn are heading on ...
06.01.2023 Living in the Moment with Rydel Funk Singer and actress Rydel Funk is expecting baby #3 and ready to share all the pregnancy and parenting tips to our Newlyweds! Find out the best kept secret when it comes to raising 2 kids under 2. And, we discuss ...
05.29.2023 A Wing Walk to Remember Relationships are all about compromise, so what will it take to get Caelynn on the back of Dean’s motorcycle?? Dean reveals his next big stunt, but Caelynn is NOT into the idea. Should you support your partner no matter what?? ...
05.25.2023 Brady Beefing with Ria and Fran from Chicks in the Office The Newlyweds meet the Chicks in the Office when Ria Ciuffo and Fran Mariano walk down the aisle! Things get TENSE when Ria shares her real thoughts on Tom Brady. And… do you think The Bachelor is coming to an ...
05.22.2023 Mother’s Day No More Jared has a controversial take: should Mother’s Day be CANCELLED?? He explains why he thinks we don’t need the holiday anymore. Caelynn reveals who does the heavy lifting in the intimacy department in her relationship with Dean, but it sounds ...
05.15.2023 Courthouse I Do’s After all this build up, Dean and Caelynn almost got married LAST WEEK! Jared shares his take on a “courthouse wedding” and why Dean and Caelynn need to do it! Caelynn opens up about her fears and anxieties about her ...
05.12.2023 Nip(ple) it in the Bud The newlyweds are answering your emails and they go to some strange places! We get into body hair removal and learn a little too much about Jared and Dean. And things get TENSE when sharing how their significant others "hold ...
05.08.2023 Cloudy with a Chance of Bridal Showers The Newlyweds are stressing this week! Caelynn is getting ready for her bridal shower but some major people will be missing... and one of them happens to be Dean! Jared is dealing with single dad life after Ashley makes a ...
05.01.2023 Hot, Not, or Botox Do you think it’s hot when someone has a raspy voice?? You might be surprised at what Dean, Caelynn and Jared find hot in the opposite sex! We get into (too much) detail about what gets them going. Plus, could ...
04.24.2023 Brother to Mother Caelynn and Dean are in the depths of wedding planning, and Caelynn has a shocking admission to make which brought her to tears. You won’t believe what’s on her mind! And, we set the record straight about Dean and Caelynn’s ...
04.17.2023 High Fives over Low T Dean and Caelynn share the results of their fertility tests, which could mean that a Bachelor baby is in the future! But... wait until you hear why Dean might NOT be the father! Plus, we get into all the details ...
04.13.2023 The Newlyweds Bare All Dean and Caelynn face off in the ultimate challenge: Who knows the other best?? Nothing is off the table as Dean and Caelynn answer intimate questions about each other, and it seems like Jared might know Dean better than his ...
04.10.2023 Turning Summer House into a Summer Home with Lindsay Hubbard Lindsay Hubbard from Summer House joins the Newlyweds to share the journey of saying yes to the dress! She’s getting close to the big day and things are getting heated! Find out if her wedding will be televised, and why ...
04.03.2023 You May Prank the Bride with Ling and Lamb Dean, Jared and Caelynn discuss why they have no hope for Bachelor couples these days. Ouch!Caelynn reveals how she really felt when Dean stood her up the first time they had planned to hang out. Double Ouch!! And, every strong ...
03.30.2023 Bachelor(ette) Parties with Hannah Godwin Dean and Caelynn found kindred spirits in Hannah Godwin and Dylan Barbour who are ALSO in the midst of wedding planning! Find out where they’re looking to tie the knot… IF Hannah can find a dress in time! And, will ...

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