SpongeBob Squarepants officially comes out from under the sea to say "Aye! Aye! Captain I'm gay!" as Nickelodeon reveals his sexuality. With this spongey shot in the cultural revolution, is the Civil War inevitable? We give an update on the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone aka The CHAZ. Can the second summer of love stand strong? Either way, local warlord, Air BnB super host, and Soundcloud rapper Raz Simone is making a strong PR move by becoming the Man. The Donald says he's done more than anyone for the black community while accusing Abraham Lincoln of having a questionable past the people he freed from slavery. Is this the best thing he’s ever said? If you weren’t aware by now, it’s been a really weird four months so it’s time to get zooted.