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Well, well, well. It looks like Morgan Spurlock has officially clawed his way out of the solitary confinement cell of director's jail as he admittedly blows our minds with his Discovery Channel documentary, Rats. From the sewers of NYC, to the rice fields of Cambodia, we meet the millions of diseased monsters helping to wreak havoc on the world and society alike. Join us as we discuss the yum-factor of rats around the world, apply to Rat College, drink gallons of poison, and listen to Jen ruthlessly and needlessly defend these diseased rodents because "their hands" (???) Tune in!

If you had all the money, time, and resources in the world available to you to spend on the destination extended weekend of your dreams, where would you go? Maybe a luxury yacht off the coast of Spain? How about a relaxing stay at a beach resort in the Bahamas? A rowdy weekend in Vegas, perhaps? Now, and hear us out, have you ever considered 3+ days in Hog Rock, Illinois in the middle of a landfill littered with the sweat-stained bloated bodies of the Insane Clown Posse fandom? We've packed our bags, booked our flights, and have infiltrated the annual Dark Carnival of Souls to whoop whoop it up with our family as we watch both American Juggalo AND ICP: A Family Underground this week. Alongside our ninja kings, Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J, we don our tiniest braids, finest spray-painted faces, and baggiest jorts to roll around in hot soda, mutilate each other's foreheads, jiggle some kitties, and fully overdose on gasoline in a trashcan. So if you're down with the clown, tune in, family! Whoop Whoop!

From Hershey, Pennsylvania to Manhattan, from the United Kingdom to somewhere in Florida, there is a pocket of society that lives, laughs, loves little else but DOLLS. Barbies, Cabbage Patch kids, homemade converted robots, sex dolls, British Bratz dolls, you name it: if it's an inanimate humanoid, these freaks LOVE it. This week, we went where presumably literally no one has gone before and watched a lil' documentary called Living Dolls, which can only be compared to a slightly longer episode of My Strange Addiction (enjoyable!) We discuss the historical parallels between doll-people and bird owners, whether stop motion robot porn is cool or not, our understanding that beans are the predominant currency in the UK, plus so much more! And we can't believe we have to say this, but just because you put eyelashes on your cum rag doesn't mean you can bring it into a bed & breakfast! Tune in!

The year was 2006 and there was nothing fun, cool, or sexy about it. Beloved icon Steve Irwin passed away, Vice President Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face, New Orleans was still recovering from Hurricane Katrina, and some thirsty bitch named Mike Jones (NOT THE RAPPER) emerged from the gutter to out megachurch superstar pastor, Ted Haggard for engaging in—get this—gay sex and drug use. So what does the church do? They strip Ted of his pastor powers (???) and condem him, his wife, and kids to the closest place to Hell on Earth: Scottsdale, Arizona. In The Trials of Ted Haggard, we watch Ted navigate his new life as a crestfallen religious leader who apparently has not one single dollar, no job prospects, no home, ugly kids, and a completely heterosexual marriage all because he lived his truth "L"ing a "B" the best way he knew how! Join us as we attempt to deliver some much needed justice to an undeserving, yet fully problematic pariah.

Yooo-hooo darlins! You've been cordially invited by notorious socialites Big Edie and Little Edie Beale to accompany them for some rum and corn at their coveted East Hamptons decrepit mansion! Don your most glamorous brown "costume," pin your favorite washcloth to your head with mother's brooch, bushwhack your way through the swampy beach jungle of Grey Gardens, and behold as your hosts entertain you with cockamamie song and dance of yesteryear as their feral cats eat actual shit off every dusty surface in sight. And while you might not find it to be the most titillating invitation, rest assured that it's an experience so noteworthy that the goddamn Library of Congress deems it required viewing. THE LIBRARY OF CONGRESS, people. So wheel out your phonograph and tune in! And once again, we are very stupid and officially don't know history OR math.

With a population of 24, the three square miles of the uncharted territory called Leith, North Dakota is an unexpected safe-haven for hot mayors, beer-slingin' cattle ranchers, one whole bar, and trigger-happy young families. However, this little slice of heaven on Earth is so irresistible that even full-blown Nazis want a piece of the pie as known white supremacist Craig Cobb moves in and buys all the vacant land in Leith for a cool $500. With the help of his two sister-fucker redneck cronies, will he be successful in turning Leith into the aryan nation of his dreams? Tune in to find out as we live, laugh, love, Leith!

Picture it: You're just a multi-millionaire wine connoisseur minding your own business when suddenly AOL alerts you that you've got mail...it's the auction house and boy, do they have a deal for you. For the low, low price of $35,000, you can add to your cellar a wine so rare, so delicious, so irresistible that it can only be compared to "beef noodles with a hint of sappy barnyard plums." Naturally, you place your bid, pray to not spend more than $100K (but totally throw down if you have to), retrieve your prize and crack it open only to discover that your non-refundable bottle isn't filled with anything but Sour Grapes. This week, we stan yet another scammer who's taking these wine snobs for every penny they've got. Join us as we reveal ourselves to be the true plebeians you always knew we were! Cheers!

Happy 420 you STONER SKANK🏽!!! Make sure a BLUNT isn't the only thing you wrap your TENDER LIPS around today. Get HIGH today and make sure to LISTENto our new episode on stoner ⭐️super star ⭐️ DOUG BENSON'S dumbass documentary SUPERHIGHME Puff puff pass the word on that the weed doctor ‍⚕️ is in as special guest Rhett Anderson joins us again to commemorate this special occasion Remember: the only way to make 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ even BETTER is by adding 6️⃣9️⃣! Send this to all of your stoner sluts and tell them to tune in. If you get NONE back you get stoned to death! If you get 5 back your a HOT lil nug. If you get 20 back you're the ULTIMATE STONER SLUT

Hey all you single ladies! Dating is just an absolute nightmare, amirite? Thank God (literally) there are rodent-faced married fathers of two out there willing to house 33 year old single women and screen the men they would be dating otherwise! In A Courtship, we meet a freaky makeshift family of fundamentalists who believe that a woman simply cannot achieve her dreams of a perfect (Confederate) wedding without finding a suitor who is willing to jump through the fiery hoops of an inquisitive spiritual parent. Join us as we chat about our love for bread and butter sandwiches, Christian confusion regarding dubstep, promiscuous smooching, and sooo much more. And although Danielle is illegally drunk, you simply must hear our review on what Jen calls "the Jesus Camp of documentaries!" Tune in!

Yeee-haw motherfuckers! It's time to pack up the entire family and every prescription pill in your neighborhood as we head on out to visit The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia! And ooooo-wee, do Mamie, Jesco, Sue Bob, Kirk, Bo, Mousie, and Bertie Mae have a great time planned for us. We're gonna do lines off our relatives' various body parts, play with loaded guns at toddlers, fuck each other's baby daddies, get misspelled tattoos, and a whole mess of other family-fun shit! Sorry to say that the sound in this episode is as rough as an extended stint in rehab, but you know what they say: you can't cut the mustard until you lick the jar...or whatever!