Is anybody better at pinning a puck in the corner than the Florida Panthers? Is that the lamest thing to celebrate about your favorite team? Is there anything more American than immediately wondering which sports team the first American Pope supports? Plus, the Top 5 people in sports who connote the Pope and the Conclave, and athletes whose names sound like marijuana strains.

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