House Sadness

Welcome to another eipsode of everyone’s 69th favorite podcast: House Sadness. The freaks on a leash get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some new jokes in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Lunchables commercial,” then the freaks on a leash will tell you as long as you promise not to tell anyone in “Notecard Secrets,” then we hear “30 seconds of an anti-drug(cool) commercial,” then they wrap things up and name the episode. So grab your headphones, this keyboard is barely working and find out how many studio albums Korn has released.

 

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Wendy. Darling. Light of my life. I’m not gonna hurt you. I’m just going to bash your brains in. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The anal beads get things started as always with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some new bits and shit in “Joke of the Gay,” then against all odds we hear “30 seconds of another dang Pizza Head commercial,” then the anal beads learn some new slang and come up with some of their own in a new segment called “No-cabulary,” then we hear “30 seconds of, obviously, a hot dog commercial,” then anus jugglers wrap it up. So grab your headphones, go wonder around Room 237 and give an old lady a hug, would ya.

 

 

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Spice up your life. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The butt plugs get things started with some “WFM’s,” then someone call Letterman because it’s time for “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of Clint Eastwood telling us not to smoke crack, but what does he know,” then it’s time for a new segment where the butt plugs deliver some speeches and cream in “Speech Impediment,” then we hear “60 seconds of another dang Kids Bop CD,” then the butt plugs pack some fannies in “Fanny Pack,” and then wrap things up. So grab your headphones, bend your pee-pee’s like Beckham, and let the sadness drip down your chin.

 

 

 

 

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Have a seat. Tell me what you don’t like about yourself. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The hot chocolates get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for Jon Lovitz’s favorite segment in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of Socker Boppers,” then it’s for the movies Hollyweird’s too afraid to make in “Squeakquals,” then we hear “15 seconds of the board game that’s all too real in: Don’t Wake Daddy,” then the hot chocolates don’t waste too much time and name the episode. So grab your headphones, help an old lady cross the street, and recommend this podcast to an Elvis impersonator.

 

 

 

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The best Nip/Tuck character by far was the dickless guy who fucked his sister. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The snow bunnies get things started with some “WFM’s,” then its time for everyone’s favorite segment in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “60 seconds of a Zoobooks commercial,” then the snow bunnies share some tales about past and present pets in “From First to Last,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Bud Light Animal Talker commercial,” then they wrap things up and name the episodes. So grab your headphones, call Kubon and sing him fappy birthday, and then go 69 in the mayor’s office.

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There was a character on Nip/Tuck who killed people and then stuffed them with the stuffing used in stuffed animals. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The anal warts get things sharted with some WFM’s” then they sling some new jokes in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “120 seconds of the Ultimate Love Song Erection,” then it’s time for an old favorite in “How Does That Song Go,” then we hear “30 seconds of Where the fuck is the fucking Beef commercial,”then the anal warts rub some ointment on it and name the episode. So grab your headphones, try to slip some fingers into the abyss and give this rusty trombone a listen.

 

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Bradley Cooper once played a character on Nip/Tuck who broke his neck trying to suck his own dick. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness, folks. The funky butt-lovers get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time to answer the question: is this funny? in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “60 seconds of a Budweiser Wass Up commercial,” then the funky butt-lovers weren’t really sure what to call this next segment where they talk about weird paranormal and stand up stories in “Stranger Than Friction,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Pizza Hut commercial featuring Casper the gay-friendly ghost,” then the butt-lovers of the funky variety name the episode. So grab your headphones, double-check to see if Gary Busey was really in Angels in the Outfield (he was) and play this at an old folks home.

 

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We did it, guys. My 10 year high school reunion has been cancelled. Job well done, everyone. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The MTV VJ’s get things started with some “WFM’s,” then they try out some new shit in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “15 seconds of a WWF Action Figure commercial,” then it’s time to hear some sweet nothings you can whisper into your lover’s rear in “sCREAM you Genes,” then we hear “30 seconds of something called Nutty Putty,” then the VJ’s spin some yarn or something in “Receipts Taken,” then they wrap this baby up. So grab your headphones, don’t bother trying to make sense of the name of this episode and give this baby a listen.

 

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Here I am. On the chode again. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The boyz to men get things started with some “WFM’s” then is this thing on? Who’s drinking tonight and other things said during stand up sets, it’s “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “60 seconds of a Rice A Roni commercial,” then it’s time for some more table reads in “Cold Open,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Play Doh Fix Me Up commercial,” then the boyz ramble and decide to name the episode. So grab your headphones, go jerk off in a cave and give this episode a listen.

 

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Snake Eyes is a heck of movie. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The boys get things started as always with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for the segment that deserves more effort in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Kahn’s Franks hot dog? commercial. It’s probably a hot dog commercial,” then the boys welcome back the incomparable Johnny Whit for another installment of “Whits and Giggles,” then we hear “60 seconds of Kidz Bop 5,” then it’s time for some of mom’s spaghetti and other references about rapping in “Fire or Doo Doo,” then the boys slap a name tag on this episode. So grab your headphones, pound your chest and let this podcast finger you on a rollercoaster.

 

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