House Sadness

Hold me like the River Jordan because it’s time for another episode of House Sadness. The belly-itchers get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time to check in on the “Kooky Case of Clemin,” then we hear “30 seconds of a talking hotdog drive-in movie commercial,” then it’s time to hear about some future summer cock-busters in “Squeakquals,” then it’s time for “30 seconds of a Bryan Smith special One Star Review,” then the belly-itchers wrap it up and name the epic-chode. So grab your headphones, carry me like you are my brother and transcribe this episode for the hard of hearing.

 

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Tony ‘Cookie Crunch’ Campos, the guest so nice we had to have him on fice (?) Four times total, it’s a made up number but it rhymes. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The boys welcome back Tony ‘Cookie Crunch” Campos and he gets things started with “That’s Crazy, Campos” in which he tells us about all things corn, then its time for some of those sweet sweet “WFM’s” then we hear “120 seconds of a Freedom Rock commercial” then I hope you’re ready to be serenaded because the boys are singing their tiny farts out in “How Does that Song Go?” then we hear “60 seconds of a Sumnmer Hits Album commercial” then the boys do some chatting and name the episode. So grab your headphones, go yell: “The Juice is loose” at a toddler and give this masterpiece a listen.

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I have nipples, Greg. Would you listen to my podcast? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The dick tuggers welcome back special guest Tony “Cookie Crunch” Campos. They get things started with some “WFM’s,” then just in time for the start of football season, Mr. Campos gives us his “Cookie Crunch Locks of the Week,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Trojan Man Her Pleasure Condom commercial, the preferred condom of House Sadness,” then the dick tuggers get into to some sex talk/stories in “From First to Last: Buying Condoms and other stuff that can go in your butt,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Sex Operator commercial from the 90’s,” then the dick tuggers give their dongs a few final tugs and name the episode. So grab your headphones, shoot Tony “Cookie Crunch” Campos an email and try to get Kelly Clarkson to listen to this episode.

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Welcome to another episode of the podcast with the sweetest set of tiddies in the game: House Sadness. The fun bags get things started like they always do with some “WFM’s,” then the nice set of hooters check in on the man with a plan in “The Kooky Case of Clemin,” then we hear “30 seconds of an anti-crack Clint Eastwood commercial, get off his lawn with that crap,” then the milk shooters piece together what people are doing with the things they be a buyin’ in “Receipts Taken,” then we hear “60 seconds of a vintage Milky Way Candy Bar commercial,” then the big jugs slap a name on this episode. So grab your headphones, take your bras off and let girls breathe and give this episode a milk moustache of a listen.

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Garden State would’ve been a much better movie if when Natalie Portman put the headphones on Zach Braff, an episode of House Sadness played. Way to use my notes, Zach. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The scrubs get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time to check in on everyone’s favorite convict in “The Kooky Case of Clemin,” then we hear “30 seconds of Michael Jordan and his favorite wieners: it’s a ball park franks commercial, they plump when you cook them, just like a bloated corpse,” then the scrubs fill in the blanks and give it a couple yanks (I don’t know) in “Bad Libs,” then we hear “60 seconds of yet another pizza head commercial, I have nothing to add,” then this episode gets named. So grab your headphones, go sleep with Dr. Cox’s wife and give this masterpiece a listen.

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If it’s not Doc Deeners, you’re not listening to House Sadness. Welcome to another episode. The Doc Deeners get started with, you’re not gonna believe it, but with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some wee-knee slappers in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Homer (OJ) Simpson Butterfinger BB commercial,” then it’s time to figure out what the new slang all the cool sids are saying in “No-cabulary,” then we hear “60 seconds of an Armour Star Franks commercial, I don’t know either, probably hotdog related,” then the Doc Deeners put some relish on this baby and name the episode. So grab your headphones, pass the mustard to the left hand side and give this cry for help a listen.

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Clean up on aisle your mom. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness, folks. The renobs get things started with some “WFM’s,” and then they transition flawlessly into everyone’s favorite segment “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear a quick “19 seconds of a McDonalds Hotdog commercial, I’d eat some of that dumbass clown’s hotdogs,” then the renobs go back to the scene of the grime in “From First to Last: Accidents: Poo-Poo and Car Edition,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Free Credit Report Dot Com commercial, all those guys have more money than any of us will ever have,” then the boner(s) spelled backwards wrap things up and name the episode. So grab your headphones, release a bunch of doves and give this baby a listen.

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Ooooooh, baby, do you know what that’s worth? Oooooh, heaven is another episode of House Sadness. The Belinda Carlisle’s get things farted with some “WFM’s,” then the Belinda’s play a message from a fan of most of the show “Clemin from Sweetville, LA,” then we hear “60 seconds of a Honey Butt Cheerio’s commercial from da 80’s,” then it’s time for some things you can say when you bust a nut in your dad’s butt in “sCREAM yer Jeans,” then we hear “180 Seconds of Lenny Kravitz – Fly Away by Niel Cicierega,” then things get wrapped up and this baby gets named. So grab your headphones, don’t forget to tip the waitstaff and give this gift a listen.

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Did somebody call for Rooferman? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The smart guys get things started like they always do: with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some new funnies in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “40 seconds of 1 Star Reviews created by Bryan Smith,” then it’s time to check in on some other podcast ventures in “Other Podcasts,” then we hear “60 seconds of The Easter Cheer,” then the smart guys wrap this puppy up and slap a name on it. So grab your headphones, go hotbox a porta potty and give this mother trucker a listen.

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Oh, a-hotdog. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The fart-knockers get things started per usual with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some new bits in “Joke the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Bush’s Baked Beans commercial (RIP to that bean loving dog),” then the fart-knockers bite the bullet and make some tough choices in “Fun to Your Head,” then we hear “30 seconds of a good ol’ Taco Bell commercial,” then the fart-knockers learn just how bright their futures are in “Fortune Fellars,” then they wrap it up and birth the name of the episode. So grab your headphones, call up your kindergarten teacher and tell her the name of your favorite Rob Schneider movie.

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