House Sadness

Love is in the air and house sadness is all up in dat derriere. Welcome to a special Valentine’s Day edition of House Sadness. The stupid cupid’s get things started with some chocolates and “WFM’s” then he’s got lovin’ on his mind and we’ve got Clemin on the line to update us in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “100 seconds of Somebody Kill Me, Please from The Wedding Singer” then the stupid cupid’s found another tape from their favorite lisping, ghost loving, butt shoving, uh duo or whatever in “Ghost Lisperers: Talkin’ Rom-Cums and Sexy Stuff” then we hear “30 of Tekashi 6ix9ine’s Valentine’s Day Commercial for Romantic Depot. That guy sucks” then the stupid cupids rattle off some new ways to pick up da ladies in “Dick Up Lines” then there’s some rambling and then the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, shove a Valentine’s Card up your round mound of re-pound and give this episode a listen.

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You taste like a burger. I don’t like you anymore. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The knuckle draggers get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin this week so it’s back to the old reliable “Joke of the Gay” then we hear “48 seconds of Computer Man commercial” then it’s time for some movie ideas that are guaranteed to sweep the Oscars and repair your relationship with your father in “Squeakquals” then we hear “40 seconds of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Fluffer Video Memory Hole commercial, it’s good stuff” then there’s some rambling and not much gambling but the knuckle draggers name the episode. So grab your headphones, stick a carrot where the sun don’t shine and let this episode help you explore your body.

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Oh no. Not in Big Momma’s house. Welcome to another refrigerator worthy episode of House Sadness. The dick swabs get things started with the usual never ending list of “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin or “Joke of the Gay” because the dick swabs have stories galore so first we hear “60 seconds of a Burger King Kids Club commercial” then the dick swabs dive in butt first with some travel related stories and antics in “From First to Last: Tales of Travel” then we hear “30 seconds of a Universal Studios Tour commercial” then the dick swabs flap their yaps some more and name the episode. So grab your headphones, hunker down for that polar vortex a-coming and let this episode warm up your buns.

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Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The bottom feeders get things started with the usual shenanigans and some “WFM’s” then after a week off we hear from Clemin and what he’s been up in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “165 seconds of all the gosh dang son of a bitch utterances in the Lethal Weapon franchise” then the bottom feeders make up some words and eat some turds (poop) in “No-cabulary” then we hear “105 seconds of more son of bitch utterances in the Lethal Weapon franchise, I’m getting too old for this son of a bitch compilation” then the bottom feeders fart around and fart out the name of the episode. So grab your headphones, go jerk off to an iceberg and give this episode a listen.

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He got hit by a truck. Welcome to another episode of house sadness. It’s fart 2 of the bogvumpers “Catching Up With What They Did Over Break and Other Sad Stuff.” The bogvumpers jump in with some “WFM’s” then they transition flawlessly and tell some new jokes that deserve standing ovations in “Joke of the Gay” then we hear “60 seconds of McGruff the Crime Dog Don’t talk to Strangers PSA from 1984, it’s creepy” then it’s time for said stories and other ramblings, then we hear “130 seconds of the Pest Rap by the incomparable John Leguizamo” then the bogvumpers wrap things up and name the episode. So grab your headphones, watch out for Miss Ernst and her big witch tits and give this episode a listen.

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Your mother has to wake up every morning and be Julie Cooper. That’s punishment enough. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The stinkers get things started per usual with some “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin this week so the stinkers take you to the chuckle hut in “Joke of the Gay” then it’s been a while since the stinkers last recorded so this is part one of two episodes where the stinkers spend the episode catching up and telling stories about how they spent their holiday breaks and there’s a “30 seconds of a Spanish Radio Station calling the end of The Bears vs The Eagles NFC Wild Card game” in there somewhere. So grab your headphones, protect your gosh darn noses and give this sad boy a listen.

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Everybody go home, there’s a psycho killer here. I cut off my hand, and now it’s gonna kill you all. Welcome to the first episode of 2019. The Clifford the big red dog’s get things started with some “WFM’s” then the Clifford the big red dog’s get a phone call from their favorite convict Clemin in “The Kooky Kase of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of a Simpsons BUTTerfinger commercial” then the Clifford the big red dog’s give you some sweet nothings you can whisper into your lover’s or brother’s or brother’s lover’s ear in “sCREAM yer JEANS” then we hear “120 seconds of a Love Songs from the 70’s commercial” then the Clifford the big red dog’s squeeze in some quick “Who Farted’s” and “Fanny Packs” and then the Clifford the big red dog’s ramble and name the episode. So grab your headphones, go press ham on a glass casket and give this episode a listen.

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31 bucks. Merry fucking Christmas. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The butt plugs get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then it’s time to check in with that rascal Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of a N64 Christmas commercial” then the butt plugs sing some special Christmas carols in “XXXMass Song Dongles” then we hear “60 seconds of a Power Rangers Christmas commercial” then the butt plugs unearth a special Christmas tape from everyone’s favorite lisping ghost hunters in “The Ghost Lisperers: XXXMass Edition” then the butt plugs f around and name the episode. So grab your headphones, don’t forget about garbage day and give this episode a listen.

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Old man Clemens hates shit. Jello and welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The tossers get things started with some “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin this week so its back to some future comedy gold in “Joke of the Gay” then we hear “30 seconds of a free credit report dot your mom commercial” then you better be ready to be serenaded because the tossers are belting out some tunes in “How Does That Song Go?” then we hear “120 seconds of a fun rock album commercial” then the tossers do some chatting and name the episode. So grab your headphones, call the shit poo and give this episode a listen.

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They want you to take the rolls. Cum one cum Jamal to another episode of House Sadness. The dingle-berries get things started with some “WFM’s” then Clemin must be up to no good because he didn’t give the dingle-berries a ring this week so they bring back everyone’s favorite segment in “Joke of the Gay” then we hear “30 steamy seconds of a phone sex commercial” then the dingle-berries spill the beans and share some dark chocolate secrets in “Notecard Secrets” then we hear “30 seconds of a drive-in concession stand commercial” then the dingle-berries dingle and dangle and name the episode. So grab your headphones, bend over and take it up the tailpipe and give this big boy a listen.

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