House Sadness

I do love a good joke and this is the best ever: a joke on the children. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The butt-chuggers get things started with a fresh batch of “WFM’s” then there’s a lot of rambling up top and no call from Clemin, so the butt-chuggers skip “Joke of the Gay” and go straight into “30 seconds of a 1984 Wendy’s Where’s the Beef with Clara Peller commercial” then words, words, words, the butt-chuggers share some slang the youth is slinging these days and some new terms to share with your iguanas in “No-cabulary” then we hear “30 seconds of a UK Smiths Crisps Singing Taters 80s commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, who cares if mom says its too windy, give this episode a listen anyways. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and spread the word. Tanks.

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No, I will not make out with you. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The young bloods get things started with a fresh batch of piping hot “WFM’s” then guess who’s back, back again, Clemin’s back, tell some men. that’s right it’s another call from Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of another gosh darn Pizza Butt-head commercial” then the young bloods are trying out another new segment this week. this time they’re reading reviews and doing some riffing and really showing off their geographical knowledge in “Rotten Turd-matoes” then we hear “30 seconds of an N’SYNC Chili’s commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, don’t you worry, I’ll more than likely make out with you and afterwards you can give this episode a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and spread the word. Tanks.

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It’s not you, it’s the chimichangas. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The sloots get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s a lot of chatting up front and no call from Clemin so the sloots skip “Joke of the Gay” so instead we hear “30 seconds of a Chilly Willy commercial” then the sloots put on their berets, drink too much coffee and smoke some cigarettes and share some of their poetry in a new bit called “Where My Pie-Ku’s” then we hear “30 seconds of a Free Credit Report Dot Com commercial” then the sloots wrap things up and name the episode. So grab your headphones, wish Jacob a happy birthday and give this episode a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review and spread the word. Tanks.

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Old Uncle Impy is just a little bit cranky. No fun being locked up, especially in a bowling trophy. Welcome to another of House Sadness. The managers at the jerk store get things started with the another batch of “WFM’s” then it’s been a while, but oh thank heaven, it’s a call from Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “60 seconds of Sweet Love Music from da 90’s” then turn down your radios and turn up this episode because the managers at the jerk store are showing off their golden pipes in “How Does That Song Go?” then we hear “60 seconds of Secret Love Songs from da 80s” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, make sure you tip the waitstaff and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.

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Gabrewski, if you die I’m gonna shoot myself and come after you. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The wang chungs get things farted with the usual “WFM’s” then another week goes by without the wang chungs hearing from Clemin, but fret not, he’ll be back soon, so in the meantime you’re stuck with “Joke of the Gay” then we hear “60 seconds of a Trippy Bic commercial, that what it says on the outline” then grab some popcorn and check for a hole in the bottom because the wang chungs are talking movie theater smooching and rollercoaster riding in “From First to Last” then we hear “30 seconds of a Barbie Movie Theater Play set commercial” then the wang chungs party tonight and name the episode. So grab your headphones, give the ocean the middle finger and give this episode a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review and spread the word. Tanks.

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It’s not my mind, goddamn it. It’s Mary Lou Maloney. Welcome to another prom-tastic episode of House Sadness. The ding-dongs get things started like they always do with some “WFM’s” then our apologies, folks, but there’s no Clemin this week, but breast assured he’ll be back next week to fill us in on his tales, so instead you get to hear the ding-dongs say, “I need to write more,” in “Joke of the Gay” then we hear “60 seconds of a Grave Digger Monster Truck commercial” then you’re in for a treat because the ding-dongs welcome back some old lispy friends in “The Ghost Lisperers: Darwin Awards” then we hear “30 seconds of a Comfort Inn Casper Sweepstakes commercial” then the ding-dongs wrap things up and name the episode. So grab your headphones, don’t hide in the middle locker and give this episode a listen. Be sure to rate, review and spread the word. Tanks.

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This is the best friggin’ veggie burger I’ve had in a goddamn son of a bitch long time. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The Sheetar followers get things started with a fresh bushel of “WFM’s” then my business card says you’re in luck, I do two things, I rap and take calls from that Clemin f*ck, in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “60 seconds of a UK Heineken Water in Majorca commercial” then the Sheetar followers tell you if they would and how they would and who killed Colonel Mustard in “Fun to Yer Head” then we hear “30 seconds of a UK Weetabix Assault Course commercial” then the Sheetar followers give thanks to the goddess Sheetar and name the episode. So grab your headphones, give Jimmy Hitler the People’s Elbow and give this episode a listen. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate and review and tell some friends. Tanks. 

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Gentlemen, easy now. Don’t hurt the rabbit. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The sick boys get things sharted with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s so much rambling up front the sick boys don’t have time to check in with Clemin this week, so they just go straight to “30 seconds of UK Kellog’s Bran Flakes Very Tasty commercial” then the sick boys share some slang and tang from around the globe in “No-cabulary: British and Australian edition” then we hear “30 seconds of  UK’s Country Butter Men commercial” then there’s some chattin’ and a fappin’ and the sick boys name the episode. So grab your headphones, watch out for the freckle fart from Kmart and give this episode a listen. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate and review and tell yer friends. Tanks.

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Quit playing with your dingy. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness the podcast. The butt scratchers get things started with usual f*ck you, Melissa and “WFM’s” then buckle up, buttercup, because it’s time to check in with Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “120 seconds of the trailer for the cinematic classic ‘Society’ (chunk it out if you haven’t, folks, it’s a doozy)” then the butt scratchers are back to spinning some yarn about their tales from their recent time spent on different continents. You’ve got: stories about London, flying first class, Casey ate some really bad lasagna. I mean, tune in, folks. It’s a real Ripley’s Believe It or (Borat voice) Not of an episode. Then we hear “85 seconds of Icelandic Mountain Vodka A day with Hafthor” and then the butt scratchers wrap things up and name the episode. So grab your headphones, tell our landlord to stop raising the goddamn rent, and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and spread the word. Thanks.

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And we’re back with fart two of stories about the stuff the chuds did while one of them was out of town. The chuds dive right in and swap tales of New York, signing tits and homeless folks laughing at broken bicycles, then we hear “60 seconds of a KFC Lunchtime is coming commercial” then there’s some more tales about New York, signing great New York boobs and some boring shit Casey did, then the chuds name the episode. So grab your headphones, write Melissa a handwritten thank you note and give this episode a listen. Don’t forget to rate and subscribe and spread the word.

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