House Sadness

Eat ’em! Eat ’em! Crunch! Crunch! Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The cool guys get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin so what’s really the point of being alive but whatever, we still hear “30 seconds of Seth Green’s ass eating some Froot Loops” then light a cigarette and lick the cum off your red wheelbarrow because it’s time for some poetry in “Where My Pie-ku’s” then we hear “60 seconds of a Frost Flakes commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, give a bird the bird and prepare to listen to these cool guys almost get heat stroke. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, review and help spread the word. Tanks.

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Meat tosser. Welcome to another episode of House. The uncle crackers get things started with some more “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin this week, sad face, and there’s a lot of chatting up top so we hear “30 seconds of and American Dairy Farmers’ Campaign and their Cheese, Glorious Cheese commercial” then I hope you’re ready for some blackmail material because the uncle crackers are sharing some secrets in “Notecard Secrets” then we hear “30 seconds of a Cheetos Commercial starring Phil Hartman (rip, my wiener off and throw it into the ocean)” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, go jerk off a scarecrow and give this baby a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and help spread the word. Tanks.

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Waitress, more butter. Welcome, welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The blouses get things started the way they always do with some “WFM’s” then stick a plunger his ass like they do on Oz because it’s another call from Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of Dominoes the Noid commercial” then the blouses welcome back their favorite spooky guests in “Ghost Lisperers: Haunted House Hunters/Darwin Awards Edition” then we “30 seconds of Little Cesar’s Pizza Bucks commercial” then the blouses wrap things up and name the episode. So grab your headphones, go watch Dracula 2000 so you can see Vitamin C’s cans and give this episode a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and help spread the word. Tanks.

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Stupid bee. You’re just a fly with a stinger on your ass. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The jesus lovers get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin so the jesus lovers try out a new bit where they talk about all the wacky screenshots they have in their phones in “Screenshot Through the Fart” then we hear “30 seconds of a Goldfish jingle” then the jesus lovers share some new words and phrases from the good book in “No-cabulary” then we hear “120 seconds of Shirley Temple being annoying and singing about some animal crackers” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, say hello to a neighbor you haven’t met yet and give this bad girl a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and help spread the word. Tanks.

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I’m a wild pig. Hola and welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The fat guys get things started with some “WFM’s” then it’s time to lube up your taints because this week there’s an update from Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “60 seconds of the song of the summer: the Frito Bandito commercial” then the fat guys read more reviews from people with too much jizz (time) on their hands in “Rotten Turd-matoes” then we hear “30 seconds of a Chester the Cheetah commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, go ahead and get that face tattoo you’ve been pondering and give this episode a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and help spread the word. Tanks.

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It’s alright, it’s okay, there’s something to live for. Jesus told me so. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The corn stars get things started with some WFM’s” then there’s no call from everyone’s favorite felon Clemin this week and no time for “Joke of the Gay” so we hear “60 seconds of a Starkist Tuna commercial feature that creep Charlie and his girlfriend” then the corn stars share some ideas for the next great straight to video classics in “Squeakquals” then we hear “60 seconds of a Bumblee Tuna commercial” then the corn stars dust off an old bit and find out who needs to call the fart doctor in “Who Farted” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, wipe front to back and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and help spread the word. Tanks.

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I don’t eat wieners. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The Battle Toads get things started with some “WFM’s” then the phones a-ringing and the Battle Toads are a-singing fappy fappy joy joy because it’s another call from Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of a Nickelodeon Gak commercial” then I hope you stocked up on some OxiClean because your jeans are about to be filled with the good stuff in “sCREAM yer Jeans” then we hear “60 seconds of Borden’s Cottage Cheese Commercial with Peter Graves” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, give the guy manning your local glory hole a break and give this episode a listen. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, review and tell a friend. Tanks. 

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Then who was eating the turkey ass? Welcome to another spectacular episode of House Sadness. The Norbit’s get things started like they always do with some “WFM’s” then it’s a quick and I do mean quick “Joke of the Gay” then we hear “60 of a Casper the friendly ghost chode cereal commercial” then everyone’s favorite pair of lisping ghost hunters stop by and share some reviews of haunted places in “Ghost Lisperers” then we hear “30 seconds of The Real Ghostbusters Proton Pack Ghost Popper Commercial” then the Norbit’s wrap things up and name the episode. So grab your headphones, go return your copy of Zookeeper to Chart Hits and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, review and help spread the word. Tanks. 

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I’m the one who called him insane. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The mud butts get things started by adding some more names to the long list of “WFM’s” then there’s no Clemin this week and there’s a lot of rambling so the mud butts skip “Joke of the Gay” and we hear “60 seconds of a Phone Sex Operator commercial from da 90’s” then the mud butts had so much fun doing it the first time they decided it was time for another round of “Rotten Turd-matoes” then we hear “30 seconds of a Ball Park Franks commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, dip your tits in a bowl of jello and give this episode a listen. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, review and help spread the word. Tanks.

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Some people are born great, others become great, and the rest watch cat movies. Guess which one you are. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The grumpy cats get things started with the never-ending list of “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin and no time for “Joke of the Gay” so it’s right into “60 seconds of another dang Pizza Head commercial” then the grumpy cats talk about their days as sticky bandits with sticky hand-mits (sure) in “From First to Last: Stealing Stuff” then we hear “60 seconds of an anti drug jingle that’ll make you wanna shoot up immediately (don’t do it)” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, stop looking at me, swan, and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review and spread the word. Tanks.

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