House Sadness

Do you guys smell that? I must be smell-ucinating. Welcome to another humdinger of an episode of House Sadness. The air buddies get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s more rambling and no call from that fella Clemin so we hear “30 seconds of a Dominos Avoid da Noid commercial” then it’s time to hear what nonsense folks on da internet have to say in “Rotten Turd-matoes” then we hear “30 seconds of an Armour Hot Dog’s commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, sign the bring back ‘Mind of Mencia’ petition I’ve got circulating and give this sad boy a listen.

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I like pigs’ feet. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The basement dwellers get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s lots of rambling but no call from Clemin so it’s straight to “100 seconds of The Cats trailer” then you outta know the basement dwellers are busting out their best Alanis and Sandler impressions in a new bit called “Sauce the Finish Line” then we hear “30 seconds of a commercial about cheese” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, go ahead and text Uncle Joey back and give this bad boy a listen.

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That old woman scares the piss out of me. Welcome to fart deux of the Halloweenie episode of House Sadness. The knob gobblins get things started with some more “WFM’s” then everyone’s favorite convict decides to check in so it’s another installment in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of Elivra’s Mug Root Beer commercial” then it wouldn’t be Halloweenie if Bartholomew and Cecil didn’t stop by for another round of “Ghost Lisperers: Ssssspooky Ssssstories edition” then we hear “120 seconds of the trailer for Dead Alive” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, go carve a blumpkin and give this episode a listen.

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You Brits like to sweet-talk and you Brits like to romance, and all I wanna do is suck. Welcome to fart one of the super spooky Halloweenie edition of House Sadness. The ghouls get things started with some more “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin this week so we hear “60 seconds of the I Spit on Your Grave trailer” then the ghouls try out a new spooky bit in “I Scream, You Cream, Some Hot Seme, From Your Peen” then we hear “60 seconds of The Funhouse trailer” then even though it’s Halloween, folks are still letting ’em rip and the ghouls are here to let you know just who did it in “Boo Farted” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, go bob for some fapples, and give this bad boy a listen.

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You and your hair, it’s so pathetic. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The butt-licks get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin so you’re stuck with some rambling, then we hear “30 seconds of a Taco Bell commercial” then Yelp, I need somebody. Yelp, not just anybody, I don’t even like the Beatles but you get it, it’s another round of “Rotten Turd-matoes” then we hear “30 seconds of a Little Caesar’s commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, who cares and give this episode a listen.

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There are Super Bowl commercials that last longer than you, Malcolm. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The white chicks get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s a lot of rambling and no call from Clemin so we hear “30 seconds of a Kraft macaroni and cheese commercial” then tis the season and jizz is the reason for the next segment in “sCREAM your Jeans” then we hear “30 seconds of a Little Caesar’s commercial” then the white chicks wrap things up and name the episode. So grab your headphones, go write a letter to Dick Chunko and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, review and help spread the word. Tanks. 

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I could beat Conklin and my meat at the same time. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The doo doo heads get things started with the usual round of “WFM’s” then there’s a lot of rambling and no call from Clemin so we hear “60 seconds of a Casper the Friendly Ghost Safety PSA commercial” then I hope you’re ready for some ssssssuper sssssspooky sssssstuff in “Ghost Lisperers: Haunted House Hunters part 69” then we hear “30 seconds of Creepy Crawlers commercial” then the doo doo heads wrap things up and name the episode. So grab your headphones, sorry about all the sneezing – allergies were running amok, and give this sad boy a listen. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, review and help spread the word. Tanks.

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Look, Daddy, I’m a farmer. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The funky boys get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then buckle up because Clemin’s back and he’s got some stories to share, the we hear “30 second’s a teaser for the newest season of Dog the Bounty Hunter,” then the funky boys are picking out an instrument and putting on their Sunday best for the recital in “Fun to your Head: Teach your pee-pee an instrument” then we hear “30 seconds of Tennessee Sounds Musical Instrument Store commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, seriously wear your headphones for this one and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, review and help spread the word. Tanks.

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Boy, you are two kinds of crazy. Welcome to another episode of Sadness. The corn-holers get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then all’s quiet on the Clemin front, no new call from him but there’s some rambling and other fun stuff, then we hear “60 seconds of a Campbell’s Soup commercial” then fire up your Yelp accounts and get to typing because the corn-holers are sharing some pristine reviews in “Rotten Turd-matoes” then we hear “30 seconds of a Hienz Ketchup commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, go build a snowman and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, review and help spread the word. Tanks.

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I can’t talk too long, I gotta poo. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The pickle farmers get things started like they always do with some “WFM’s” then there’s no call from that rascal Clemin so you’re stuck with some rambling, then we hear “80 seconds of McGruff the crime dog kidnapping kids and making them do drugs” then it’s time to find out if your family loves you because the pickle farmers are sharing their ransom notes in “Sad Libs: Ransom Note Edition” then we hear “150 seconds of the trailer for the movie Ransom, dust off your Blockbuster cards” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, eat some butt and give this episode a listen. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, review and help spread the word. Tanks.

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