House Sadness

We’re alive and we’re safe and we’re shipwrecked. Two outta three ain’t bad. Welcome welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The yas queens get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s a new development in “Kooky Case of Clemin” and Clemin is kind enough to call in and fill us up, then we hear “30 seconds of a Mentos commercial” then as long as people keep writing dumb stuff on the internet the yas queens are gonna keep reading it and making fun of it all, it’s time for another round of “Rotten Turd-mate-o’s” then we hear “30 seconds of a Pokemon Live commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, give the Easter Bunny a dry tugger and give this episode a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.

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F**K you. Give me a bottle of booze. Here’s my dollar, suck my d**k. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The patient zeros get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then sadly there’s no call from Clemin but there’s a lot of rambling about what the patient zeros have been doing to pass the time, then we hear “30 seconds of a Magic Potty Baby commercial” then the patient zeros loved it so much the first time they gave it a try that they brought it back and give it another go in “John Deere Letters” then we hear “30 seconds of a Pot Takes You Places commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode get named. So grab your headphones, eat some latkes and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.

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You’re talking about him as if he were a human being. That part of him died years ago. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The butt plugs get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin but Jacob’s got some more drunken voicemails in “Jizzt Connections” then we hear “30 seconds of a Juicy Fruit commercial” then turds, turds, turds it’s time for another round of “No-cabulary” then we hear “30 seconds of a Big Red commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, don’t forget to cover your queefs and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.

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Do they smoke and have cigarettes up in heaven? I don’t think so. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The anal warts get things started with the usual business of “WFM’s” then we hear “30 seconds of a Tim Allen Chevy commercial” then the anal warts do some rambling and catching up on their recent trip back to Michigan and performing at the Dirty Show during Laugh Fest, then we hear “60 seconds of a Tim Allen Builders Square commercial” then it’s time to test out a new bit and dish out some advice in “John Deere Letters” then things get wrapped up and episode gets named. So grab your headphones, protect your neck and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.

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You ungodly warlock. Because of you this hotel and this town will be cursed forever. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The warlocks get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin so you guys get some rambling and fingers going into body holes instead, then we hear “30 seconds of a Connect Four commercial” then the warlocks share some stupid reviews other human beings took the time to write and then not proofread and then were like, “Hell yeah I’m posting this on the Internet where it’ll be forever,” in “Rotten Turd-mate-o’s” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, put a lime in your butt and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.

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Your voice, remember? You promised me your voice. Our contract, remember? Whaletail to another episode of House Sadness. The phantoms get things farted with a pipping hot batch of “WFM’s” then oh baby it’s a great time to be alive because everyone’s favorite Clemin calls in and gives us an update in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “120 seconds of Living in the 90s CD commercial” then American Idol auditions are right around the corner and the phantoms are warming up their buns and voices in “How Does That Song Go?” then we hear “60 seconds of Pure Moods CD commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, go on ahead and move to Winnipeg and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.

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You were born with an a**hole, Doris, you don’t need Chuck. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The French ticklers get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend. I know there’s no call from Clemin but there’s so much to jizz for. Anyways, the French ticklers do some rambling, then we hear “30 seconds of a Casper the animated series commercial” then those wacky lisping ghost humpers, I mean hunters, stop by and share what’s going on in the paranormal world in “The Ghost Lisperers” then we hear “30 seconds of a My Buddy and Kid Sister commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, wash your dad’s bum and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.

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Hold your tacos. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The pink tacos get things started with another piping hot batch of “WFM’s” then your prayers have been answered because the pink tacos are lucky enough to get another call from Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of a Fruit Stripes Gum commercial” then I hope you’re ready to ee cummings in your pants because the pink tacos are letting the verses fly in “Where My Pie-ku’s” then we hear “30 seconds of a Dum Dum’s commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, clean up on aisle your mom and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.

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Holy A in science class. I made myself a clone. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The baja men get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then we so sorry because there’s no call from Clemin so it’s some rambling and all that fun stuff, then we hear “30 seconds of a Skip It commercial” then it’s time to roast some folks who took the time to write some dumb stuff on the Internet in “Rotten Turd-Mate-O’s” then we hear “30 seconds of a Crossfire commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, don’t forget to do the dew and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review and subscribe. Tanks.

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On the stairs of Death I write your name, Liberty. Welcome to another episode House Sadness. The stars get things started with the usual chatter and “WFM’s” then hold onto your britches because this week we got a call from Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of a Reese’s Pieces commercial” then are you thinking about making some whoopy anytime soon? Well, the stars have got your back with another installment of “sCREAM Yer Jeans” then we hear “30 seconds of a Whatchamacallit commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, don’t watch Map of the Stars and give this bad boy a listen. 

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