House Sadness

I’ll be 84 before you’ve gotten some help. Welcome to yet another episode of House Sadness. The beached bods get things started with the usual “WFMs” then there’s some chit chat and some movie talk and some string theory discussion, then we hear “30 seconds of Late Night Network Phone Line commercial” then it’s time to read some dumb thoughts folks felt the need to put on the world wide web in “Rotten Turd-mate-o’s” then we hear “30 seconds of a Ritz Bits commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, give yourself a tap on the fanny and give this episode a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.

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Mother of God. I swallowed hot lava. Welcome back everybody to another episode of House Sadness. The wild hogs get things started with the usual chatter and some “WFMs” then when the boy calls you gotta answer, it’s another installment in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of the good good Kraft Mac n Cheese commercial” then what are the kids saying these days? I don’t know but the wild hogs have some suggestions about what they should be saying in “No-cabulary” then we hear “30 seconds of Trix cereal commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, text your uncle and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.

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If you ever do that again, I’m gonna pull your eyeballs outta your head and eat them. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The deadbeats at dawn get things started with the usual “WFMs” then when the boy calls you always answer, it’s time for some catching up in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of a builder’s square commercial featuring the coke-head himself Timmy Allen” then you’ve got problems, well, the deadbeats at dawn have some answers, I never said they were good answers but they are answers nonetheless in “John Deere Letters” then we hear “30 seconds of a late night network phone line commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, tell the Fonz to sit on it and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.

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Who put the acid in my Spam? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness the Podcast. The nimrods get things started with the usual “WFMs” then grab your tissues because there’s no call from Clemin so you get some chitting and some chatting, then we hear “30 seconds of a Sega Gamegear commercial” then quarantine hasn’t made people on da Internet any smarter and the nimrods have the reviews to prove it in “Rotten Turd-matoes” then we hear “30 seconds of a Nestle Quick commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, use your hand to slap it around a little bit and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.

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Since your friend got blasted by the splatter gun, d**khead. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The jizzbags get things started with the usual “WFMs” then where in the world is Carmen San Diego? Who knows but sure know where Clemin is and he’s calling in and giving us all an update in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of Dominatrix Mistress Cleopatra commercial” then clean up on aisle your pants because they’re about to get creamed in “sCREAM Yer Jeans” then we hear “30 seconds of a 1-900 commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, do the happy dance and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.

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Elmer? You f***ing named him Elmer? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The blouses get things started with the usual “WFMs” then write you Congressman because there’s no call from Clemin so you get some chitting and some chatting, then we hear “90 seconds of a Chiquita Banana commercial” then the blouses share some movies that are bound for the big screen once all this blows over in “Squeakquals” then we hear “30 seconds of Slaves! from Wonder Showzen” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets names. So grab your headphones, give your lady balls a tug and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.

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I’m sorry. It’s not you, Freddy. I guess I’m just not used to running around a shopping mall in the middle of the night being chased by killer robots. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The pink power rangers get things started with the usual “WFMs” then hold onto your tatters folks because the pink power rangers get a thrilling update in the “Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of a Builder’s Square commercial featuring the one and only Tim Allen” then the world got you down? You looking to the stars for answers? Well stop that and instead send your problems to House Sadness so you can get featured on “John Deere Letters” then we hear another “30 seconds of a Builder’s Square commercial featuring the Toolman himself” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, make way for fanny and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.

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Don’t worry. Doors always give me trouble, too. They’re tricky. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The pinball wizards get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin, sad face, but there’s a lot of catching up and chitchat and transitions into “30 seconds of a Super Soaker commercial” then it’s time to skull-f**k the alphabet and see what new words and phrases the pinball wizards come up with in “No-cabulary” then we hear “30 seconds of a Pop Tart commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, why not put a third in the stink and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.

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How about getting your poor old brother a beer? Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The goo goo dolls get things started with you guessed it: some “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin so there’s some rambling and tomfoolery, then we hear “30 seconds of a Guess Who commercial” then the goo goo dolls hand things over to the best lisping ghost whispering duo out there in “Ghost Lisperers” then we hear “30 seconds of the My Bloody Valentine movie trailer” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, slob on my doorknob and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.

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My fingers are gone. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The sad sacks get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then put up the bat signal because you’re not gonna wanna miss this week’s call from Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of a Bubble Tape commercial” then it’s time for some sweet rhyme schemes in a new segment called “Limerick Lick Lick My Balls” then we hear “30 seconds a Charms Blow Pop commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, make way for fanny and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.

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