House Sadness

Brilliant. Yeah, okay. Thought you were gonna say “sexy.” But hey, that’s okay. No problem. Still gonna have a good day. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The waterboys get things started with the usual “WFMs” then will Clemin ever resurface? Who knows. Just gonna have to keep tuning in to find out. So instead you get some movie talk and things of that naughty by nature, then we hear “30 seconds of a 1-900 commercial” then you’ve got problems, well, we’ve got man-swers in “John Deere Letters” then we hear “30 seconds of a Late-Night Network Phone Line commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, tell your baboon he’s sexy and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.

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I feel so good. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The bloody valentines get things started with another batch of “WFMs” then still no Clemin, hope he’s staying safe and more importantly: sexy, so instead you get some chitchat about movies and the pythagorean theorem, then we hear “60 seconds of The Party Zone CD commercial” then get ready to boogie because the bloody valentines are singing their little farts out in “How Does That Song Go?” then we hear “60 seconds of Fired Up CD commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, he’s in there and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.

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That ain’t no cactus. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The two legged dorks get things started like they always do with some “WFMs” then where in the world is Clemin San Diego? Your guess is as good as mine because we don’t hear from him again this week, hope he’s staying safe out there, so instead you get some good old fashioned chitting and chatting, then we hear “30 seconds of a Pepsi commercial featuring Jeff Gordon” then speaking of dumb: the internet, only made worse by the things people write on it. It’s another installment of “Rotten Turd-matoes” then we hear “30 seconds of a Nascar ride along commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, fart one out for the homies and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.

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Baby, you make me wish I had three hands. Welcome to another rip roaring episode of House Sadness. The willies get things started with the usual “WFMs” then Clemin, if you’re out there, we miss and it would be lovely to hear from you, no Clemin, folks, so instead you get some chatting, then we hear “120 seconds of the guy in the question mark suit talking about a book or some other nerd stuff” then this is the way the world ends, this is the way the world ends, this is the way the world ends, not with a bang but the willies spouting off some haikus in “Where My Pie-kus” then we hear “120 seconds of Richard Simmons Sweating With the Oldies commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, don’t put it out with your boots and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.

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Oops. Air ball. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The hot boys get things started with the usual “WFMs” then Clemin is out there living life and is too busy to call in but we’ll catch up with him soon so instead you get some rambling and things of that nature, then we hear “30 seconds of a Builders Square featuring Timothy Allen” then, wow, I can’t believe the hot boys are giving away gold like this away for free but they are in “Squeakquals” then we hear “120 seconds of an Impact Gel infomercial featuring the great Billy Mays” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, give yourself a nice hell yeah and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.

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Kathryn, your damn cow was in my way. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The cake eaters get things started with the usual “WFMs” then Clemin is out there having too much fun this week to call in, it’s fine I guess, so you get some rambling and the likes, then we hear “60 seconds of a ShamWOW mask commercial” then the cake eaters talk about some strange Uber/Lyft/Old fashion Taxi rides in “Check This Sh*T Out” then we hear “120 seconds of Billy Mays yelling about Big City Sliders” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, quit playing with your dingy and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.

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Make a move and the bunny gets it. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The dingle berries get things started with you guessed it: some “WFMs” then there’s no call from Clemin, praise be to Jebus that he’s okay, so you get some rambling and some chatting, then we hear “30 seconds of a Mouse Trap commercial” then thinking of ordering in? Well, why don’t you hear what the worst of the worst has to say about where you might eat in “Rotten Turd-matoes” then we hear “15 seconds of a Hungry Hungry Hippos commercials” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, give yourself a little tap on the fanny and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.

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They can suck my quiet c**k. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The dead men on campus get things started with some chatting and then some sweet sweet “WFMs” then there’s no call from Clemin, sad face, so there’s a some more chatting, then we hear “60 seconds of the Sweeney Todd original Broadway Musical Trailer” then to be or not to be? I don’t know, leave me alone. The dead men on campus are talking theater experiences and memorable performances in “From First to Last: Theater Stuff Edition” then we hear “90 seconds of the Beetlejuice The Musical Trailer” then things gets wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, give yourself a tap on the fanny and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.

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George Washington Carver made the first computer. Out of a peanut. A pea-nut. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The peanuts get things started with the usual “WFMs” then there’s a call from Clemin on line one, it’s time to catch up with Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of a Label Zone commercial” then if you’ve got problems, oh boy do we have manswers in “John Deere Letter” then we hear “30 seconds of a Builders Square commercial featuring the boy Tim Allen” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, wax your back and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.

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I’m Graham and I like girls. A lot. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The cheerleaders get things started with some catching up and the usual”WFMs” then we hear “30 seconds of a 1-900 number commercial” then it’s important in these times to maintain a healthy c*m schedule and don’t you worry because the cheerleaders have your back and have some fun things to yell while you’re exercising your prostate/lady prostate in “sCREAM yer Jeans” then we hear “30 seconds of a Late Night Network Phone Line commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, I so sleepy and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.

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