House Sadness

Larry, I’m gonna give us both twos back there. We weren’t in an emotional state to putt. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The trouser snakes get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin so you just get some rambling and some gambling, then we hear “30 seconds of a WWF Wrestling Buddies commercial” then I hope you brought your number two pencil because this is gonna be on the test, it’s another round of “From First to Last: School Related Stories” then we hear “16 whole seconds of a WWF Bone Crunchin Buddies commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, wipe front to back and give this sad boy a listen.

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My balls just turned to raisins. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The fart knockers get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then your prayers have finally been answered because we got a from the one and only Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “Zayre – Before You Go Back To School commercial” then the fart knockers make some tough choices and have to live with them in “Fun to Your Head” then we hear “30 seconds of a trapper keeper commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, call the zoo and give this bad boy a listen.

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Pitcher’s got a big butt. Pitcher’s got a big butt. Jello and welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The butt plugs get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then it’s time to write your congressman because there’s no call from Clemin so you’re stuck with some rambling and all that jizz, then we hear “3o seconds of a Pizza Hut commercial featuring Casper the friend chode” then don’t forget to plug in your night light because things get a little spooky in another installment of “The Ghost Lisperers” then we hear “30 seconds of a Cougar Life Dating Site commercial” then the butt plugs wrap things up and name the episode. So grab your headphones, don’t forget to get that oil change and give this bad boy a listen.

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Hey, come on, I read like old people f***. Whale cum to another episode of House Sadness. The mud slingers get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then it’s been a while but I can still remember just the way you taste, Clemin. It’s another installment in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of a Khan’s hotdog commercial” then words words words, turds turds turds, etc. The mud slingers bring you up to date on the latest lingo in “No-cabulary” then we hear “30 seconds of a Pizza Hut commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, call the zoo and give this bad boy a listen.

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I’m a man of God, not a man of violence. Welcome to new year but same old episode of House Sadness. The party poopers get things started with the usual farts and hijinks and of course, some “WFM’s” then where in the heck is Clemin? Your guess is as good as mine because we don’t hear from him this week so instead we hear “30 seconds of Guess Who commercial” then it’s time to hear what everyones’ favorite celebs are planning for the new year in “Poo Year Resolutions” then we hear “30 seconds of a Cheetos commercial” then the party poopers wrap things up and name the episode. So grab your headphones, butt chug some champagne and let this episode welcome you into the new year.

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You tend to get paranoid when everyone around you gets dead. Welcome to a jolly episode of House Sadness. The saint dicks get things started with some festive “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin, he’s probably out delivering Christmas miracles to the needy or something sweet like that so we hear “30 seconds of a Burger King Grandma Lion King Christmas Glass commercial” then the saint dicks are reading some reviews and pooping in the some shoes in “Rotten Turdmatoes: XXXMass Edition” then we hear “30 seconds of a Sonic and Knuckles video game commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets a name tag. So grab your headphones, leave mommy and Santa alone and let the Christmas spirit in.

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I wanted to thank you for only giving me the clap. These days it’s refreshing to meet a girl with curable diseases. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The whoopee boys get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s some rambling and no call from Clemin so we hear “30 seconds of a Free Credit Report dot com commercial” then sometimes you don’t know things aren’t gonna work until you give them a shot and the whoopee boys try out a new segment that doesn’t quite go as planned but hey, you gotta learn somehow so strap in and enjoy, “DJ A La Mode” then we hear “30 seconds of a Shark Attack Bowling commercial” then the whoopee boys redeem themselves with a classic round of “Who Farted?” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, give Santa a handy and give this bad boy a listen.

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Are you sure you’ve never done this before? Because you drive like an absolute pro… who makes a lot of mistakes. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The scoundrels get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then oh hell yeah, it’s another call from Clemin in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of a Chili’s Baby Back Ribs commercial” then scoundrels sing their little farts out in “How Does That Song Go?” then we hear “30 seconds of a Yahoo Buckarro Game commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, go jerk off a Christmas tree and give this bad boy a listen.

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That was my favorite shirt. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The sad mama jamas get things started with the usual “WFM’s” then there’s no call from Clemin this week so it’s just some rambling until we hear “30 seconds of an American Dairy Farmer’s Glorious Cheese Campaign” then get out your notepads and get ready to jot down the hot new slang of the holiday season, it’s time for “No-cabulary” then we hear “30 seconds of a Phone Sex hotline commercial” then things get wrapped up and you better believe the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, stop tickling Elmo and give this episode a listen.

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Zombies, exploding heads, creepy-crawlies and a date for the formal. This is classic, Spanky. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The sally’s get things started with the usual pleasantries and “WFM’s” then Clemin is finally back with another call in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then hear “30 seconds of a Chili’s commercial” then the sally’s crack open their diaries and spill some secret beans in “Notecard Secrets” then we hear “30 seconds of an Oscar Mayer Wieners commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, call Roofer Man and give this bad boy a listen.

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