House Sadness

The beginning may sound like it’s Thursday, but I assure you it is Wednesday, unless you’re reading this any other day of the week, in which case, it’s whatever that day is. ANYHOOTERS, this week its a little differently because the bois have finally run out of “WFM’S”…jus fooling’ that well will never run dry, after drying their eyes and moistening their untouched members, they give us a peek behind the curtain of genius in action with their “Joke O’ the Gay.” It is at this point their brains seem to tweak and crumble as they CLOWN around and just can’t seem to remember exactly “How Does That Song Go?” This isn’t the FOIST time they’ve been in this situation, and you can bet a nice hard CACK in their asses that it will happen again. While we are on t subject of CACKS and ASSES, let’s listen in as the bois share some of their favorite things to yell as the “sCREAM their genes.” That’s all for this episode, and before I leave let me buy a round of apologies and three fingers in my ass for the entire bar. Goodnight, you princes of Vein, you kings of Spew Inhand.

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Whale cum to another episode of House Sadness. The boys get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some new jokes in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 hot seconds of a Jetdoll Phone Sex commercial,” then boys travel through time and space and have a chat with the one the only: Jesus ‘I’m Dying Up Here’ Christ in “Time Machine,” then we hear “60 seconds of sound advice from Mrs. Cleo (RIP),” then the boys find out who can fit what in their personal U-Haul in “Fanny Pack,” then the boys name the episode. So grab your headphones, give a quick glance over your shoulder and let this episode blow your brains out. Michael Burd.

 

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Hey, why don’t you have a seat and pour yourself a nice tall glass of sadness. The boys get things started with some “WFM’s,” then they run some new bits in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of yet another pizza head commercial from Pizza Hut,” then it’s story time in “Notecard Secrets,” then we hear “30 seconds of Real Men of Genius,” then the boys ramble for a bit and get to naming the episode when they darn well please. So grab your headphones, insist that the podcast said it was in the chatroom and give this sad boy a listen.

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Love is in the air and sadness is in your derriere. The boys are back with a Valentine’s Day Edition of House Sadness and they welcome special guest, Skatergurl69 herself: Melissa Aney, who couldn’t quite make it the whole episode. They get things started with some “WFM’s,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Lisa Frank commercial featuring Mila Kunis,” then get ready to be scared and turned on at the same time because it’s another installment of “Ghost Lisperers: St. Valentine’s Day ASSacre,” then we hear, “30 seconds of some more tennis grunts,” then if you’re looking for some romance movies to set the mood, you’re in luck, buckaroo because the boys share some “Squeakquals,” then the boys put a bow on this box of chocolates and name the episode. So grab your headphones and your favorite condiment you use as lube and hey, we’ll get through this fake holiday 2gether.

 

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I killed him, Gilbert. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The boys are feeling weird but they get things started with some “WFMs,” then they sling some new jokes in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of you guessed it, another Pizza Hut Pizza-head commercial,” then we listen in on some “Other Podcasts,” then we hear “60 seconds of Real Men of Venus-Penis-Genius,” then the boys make some choices tougher than Sophie’s Choice in “If You Had To” then the boys put an end to this thing and name the episode. So grab your headphones, call ABC-Deez Nuts and tell them to renew The Catchlor and give this thing a listen.

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It’s too damn hot for a penguin but just right for another episode of House Sadness. The boys get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time for some yuck yucks in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “15 seconds about how nice Larry Fitzgerald’s hands are,” then the boys read some hot scripts in “Cold Opens,” then we hear “30 seconds of the Taco Bell Chihuahua talking about burritos and shit,” then the boys find out who had to let it linger in “Who Farted,” then the boys wrap things up and name the episode. So grab your headphones, tell that swan to stop looking at you because listening to this podcast makes you cooler than Miles Davis.

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Hot diggity dog, it’s another episode of House Sadness. The boys get things started with some “WFM’s,” then it’s time to throw some shit at the wall and see if any of it’s worth a dang in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “120 seconds of some sound advice in Don’t Put it in Your Mouth,” then the boys talk hard bods and hard drugs in “From First to Last,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Daniel Tosh Taco Bell commercial,” then it’s that time of the show when the boys mumble about how they forgot to write stuff down but still find a way to name the episode. So grab your headphones, flip off an Elvis impersonator and give this sweet sweet episode a listen.

Call the zoo. The boys are back for another episode of House Sadness. They get the sadness started with some “WFM’s,” then we hear some new jokes in the segment that may never be renamed in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of another god damn Pizza Head commercial,” then hold me closer tiny cancer. That’s how it goes, right? Find out in “How Does That Song Go?” then we hear “60 seconds of a Budlight Real Men of Genius commercial,” then the boys clear their throats and clear their scrotes in “Scream Your Genes,” then the boys put a name on this masterpiece. So grab your headphones, butt-chug some green tea and give this sad boy a listen.

The sickness is out and the sadness is back. The boys are feeling better and are back to make you wetter. They get things started with some “WFM’s,” then they run some bits in “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear “30 seconds of a Surge commercial. (Save your money, it’s not as good as you remember),” then the boys bare their souls and their holes in “Notecard Secrets,” then we hear “60 seconds of Dan Marino not flubbing. Did not flub,” and believe it or not, but the boys did not flub the naming of this episode. So grab your headphones, thumb through your bibles and let god bust a nut all over your holy grail.

Cough, cough, sniffle sniffle, the boys are sick but they power through it to bring you another episode of House Sadness. They get things started with some “WFM’s” then they crack some new jokes in “Jokes of the Gay” then we hear “30 seconds of another Pizza Head commercial from Pizza Hut” then they boys listen in on some greatness in “Other Podcasts” then we hear “60 seconds of (only 9 seconds from being cool) Real Men of Genius” then the boys wrap it up and wrap it out. So chug some nyquil and let this be the soundtrack to your fever dreams.