House Sadness

The boys are back home from the war on XXX-MAS and they are settled back in at House Sadness. They get things started with some, “WFM’s” then they sling some new jokes in, “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear, “30 seconds of the Pizza Head commercial from Pizza Hut,” then the boys roll out some more genius movie ideas in, “Squeakuels,” then we hear, “30 seconds of the Bud Light Real Men of Genius,” then it’s time to make a choice and stick to it in, “If You Had To,” then we hear, “30 seconds of Ben Affleck in a Burger King commercial,” then the boys wrap things up and name the episode. So grab your headphones, cut the sleeves off your best flannel and sit back as House Sadness rides again.

Ho, ho, ho, Merry Sadness and welcome to the special XXXmas edition of House Sadness. The boys get the holiday cheer going with some, “WFM’s” then they try out some new bits in, “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear, “60 seconds of Now That’s I Call Music: Fist-mas Edition,” then the boys share a tune perfect for caroling in, “12 Days of Sadness,” then we hear “30 seconds of The Budlight Xmas Date featuring, you guessed it, a farting horse,” then the boys find out who the fat man stuffed and with what in, “Stocking Stuffers,” then we hear, “120 seconds of Kirk Cameron trying to save Christmas and resurrect his career,” then the boys find some gift receipts laying around in, “Receipts Taken: Gift Giving Edition,” then we hear, “120 seconds of the man who can do everything: Tim Allen in The Santa Claus,” then boys name the episode and slide it under the tree. So grab your headphones, dip your dogs in some eggnog and let the sadness spirit wash over you.

Well, the boys managed to eclipse the two-hour mark yet again. They get things started as always with some, “WFM’s,” then mic check one-poo one-poo in, “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear, “30 seconds of the Peanut Butter Crips,” then the boys shoot some blanks and fill in other blanks in the new segment, “Mad Lib Suicide Notes,”  then we hear, “Now That’s What I Call Music Vol. Sum 41,” speaking of shitty music, the boys then sing their little cold hearts out in, “How Does That Song Go?” then the boys put a bow on the episode and name the dang thing. So grab your headphones and your hat and give this thing a listen.

 

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The boys are back and are as sad as ever. They get things started with some more, “WFM’s,” then it’s open mic time in, “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear a tight 15 in, “15 seconds of Ball Park Franks,” then the boys introduce (#2) a new segment where they give a guide of things to say when you jizz in, “Scream Your Jeans,” then we hear, “15 seconds of The Simpsons Butterfinger BB’s,” then the boys name the episode in a surprisingly timely manner. So grab your headphones, get ready for the Meat Waver and let the Sunlight in.

Time flies when you’re having fun or, in this case, you’re two rambling idiots. The boys are back and they are taking their time with this one. They get things started as always with some, “WFM’s,” they see if they can strike gold in, “Joke of the Gay,” we hear, “120 seconds of Now That’s What I Call Music Vol. 5: Ass Eating Edition,” then the boys bust out their diaries and spill some more secrets in, “Notecard Secrets,” then we hear, “30 seconds of the cinematic masterpiece: The Budlight WASSSSSSSSSSSS UP Commerical,” then it’s a tight squeeze in, “Fanny Pack.” So grab your headphones, pour yourself some Wild Turkey and give episode the big 4-0 a listen.

The boys are back just in time to give you something to be thankful for during spanks-giving break. They start things off with some, “WFM’s,” then they talk shop in the unofficially named/we’re still trying to think of something better/we hate ourselves in, “Joke of the gay,” then we hear, “60 seconds of I Wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner (lucky bastard)” then the boys talk about their job history in, “From First to Last,” then we hear, “30 seconds of God Hebrew National Hotdogs (Praise be to Jesus for dying for these hotdogs)” then the boys ramble per usual and get around to naming the episode. So grab your headphones, don’t even try to fight the seether, just give this thing a dang listen.

I put your picture away, sat down but didn’t cry to today because the boys are back and are joined once again by Tony “Cookie Crunch” Campos. They get things started with some, “WFM’s,” we hear, “60 seconds of a throwback Oscar Meyer commercial from the 50’s,” then the boys tell you about some would be box office blockbusters in, “Squeakuels,” then we hear, “30 seconds of Lunchables Taco commercials,” then the boys try to connect the poo-clues and figure out, “Who Farted.” So grab your headphones and let the sadness wash over you.

The boys are baby got back for another episode and they welcome a very special guest: Tony “Crunch” Campos. Tony get things started with his, “Cookie Crunch Lock of the Week,” then the boys talk about butt stuff and get around to talking about some, “WFM’s” we hear some more talk about butt stuff and then we hear, “30 seconds of ye old Dubuque Plumper,” then there’s some light chatter about butt related issues and then the boys singer their little farts out in, “How Does That Song Go?” Then the boys dive right back into the issues and discuss more butt stuff followed by, “30 seconds of The Simpson’s Last Butterfinger on the Left,” and finally, the boys wrap things up with some final thoughts about butts and name the episode. So grab your headphones, place your bets on the Butt-fallow Dills and get ready for a butt-load of butt talk.

Can you smell what this podcast is cooking? The boys are back and they’re serving up some piping hot sadness. They fart things off with, “Joke of the Gay,” then we hear about some ladies who are, “WFM’s,” we hear, “30 seconds of a banned hot dog related Budweiser commercial,” then we listen in on some more failed podcast ventures in, “Other Podcasts,” then we hear, “60 seconds of the classic tootsie pop commercial with that dickhead owl,” and finally the boys wrap things up and name the gosh darn episode. So set your water bucket down, pick up your headphones and give this podcast a listen while you clean out your crawlspace.

If something smells fishy, it might just be this podcast. The boys are back and they are the deadliest catch? Lame writing aside, the boys get things started with some more, “WFM’s,” we hear it’s-still-a-working-title in, “Joke of the gay.” Then we hear, “30 seconds of them all beef ball park franks circa 1991,” Then things get super spooky when they play some tapes they stumbled upon in, “Ghost Lisperers,” then we hear, “30 seconds of did my parents love? Oh, they bought me pizza lunchables, yeah they did, I suppose.” Then the boys fap things up nicely and name that episode. So grab your headphones, just listen, please.