When someone asks you how do you feel, you say "good" even if you have been kicked in the face by a boot by someone you love. Lie to yourself and the people you know, because it's the only way you're going to get happy. The bad is going to go away. I was baking an apple pie and found it to be a metaphor for life. There might be a pubic hair on your pillow. You can plan, but things might come out like crap. Move on. It's good. Life is good. You say good because you could be dead. Come to my suicide seminars if you want. It's better to be stupid and on welfare than to be dead. Can I get an Amen?

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You can be as outstanding as you want to be. Are you willing to give up everything to be the best gymnast in the world? The world is waiting for your talent. And you do nothing. The solution is effort. You need a passion. You can be a better people. I don't make this hard. Don't do it you don't want to. Don't come crying to me when you look old, become fat or have no job security. If you are over 40 and you aren't where you want to be in life, you're f'd because you look old, you have no energy and you're impatient. When you accept a crappy life...you accept a crappy life. Bumps in the back of Chevron parking lot with Tina. When you give up, your life is over. Enjoy smacking God in the face. Pretty soon you're going to be dead and the world will be a better place for it.

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I don't feel good today, ya gotta fake it before you can make it, your body affects your mind, words affect how we feel, We hang around people who make us feel bad, people who talk about other people are talking about themselves, you can't make someone happy, I feel good even though I don't believe it, ride the train dammit, some people just don't get it, take my suicide course, is tonight the night you'll rid the world of your wretched self?, lawn cae housing code, suicide is not the answer, shut up, killing yourself hurts and is final, you can still feel a turkey, do you feel good?

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I don't feel good today, ya gotta fake it before you can make it, your body affects your mind, words affect how we feel, We hang around people who make us feel bad, people who talk about other people are talking about themselves, you can't make someone happy, I feel good even though I don't believe it, ride the train dammit, some people just don't get it, take my suicide course, is tonight the night you'll rid the world of your wretched self?, lawn cae housing code, suicide is not the answer, shut up, killing yourself hurts and is final, you can still feel a turkey, do you feel good?

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I don't feel good today, ya gotta fake it before you can make it, your body affects your mind, words affect how we feel, We hang around people who make us feel bad, people who talk about other people are talking about themselves, you can't make someone happy, I feel good even though I don't believe it, ride the train dammit, some people just don't get it, take my suicide course, is tonight the night you'll rid the world of your wretched self?, lawn cae housing code, suicide is not the answer, shut up, killing yourself hurts and is final, you can still feel a turkey, do you feel good?

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Open up your mouth and say good. You've been alive since you were born. We smack the face of God when we waste the lives we are given. I am having a moment.

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What would it be like to live in a basketball? You're probably doing it wrong. I am the maker of your future. if you let me.

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I can make the windows open, the lamps flicker and Mahalia Jackson rise from her cruddy grave.

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Open up your mouth and say good. You've been alive since you were born. We smack the face of God when we waste the lives we are given. I am having a moment.

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What would it be like to live in a basketball? You're probably doing it wrong. I am the maker of your future. if you let me.

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Produced by Mark Baratelli