This week Tommy's up in Sydney, looking out over a crowded office with guest BECKY LUCAS!

As a new mother, Becky loves hearing Tommy comparing Christmas Party season to the physical exhaustion of having a child.

We discover a mutual fascination for buildings that seem cursed to never have a successful business inside them and we break down every person on Earth into our own new categories. Plus, we test out some of our new impressions.

Go see Becky touring her new show 'Things Have Changed, But The Essence Remains' around the country.

Tune in to the premiere of Tommy's short documentary 'Sketchy Memory' this Sunday, February 9 at 7:30pm AEDST on Youtube.com/Dassalo

Come and see Tommy's new show 'Main Character' in Adelaide, February 21 and then in Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane. Tickets: TommyDassalo.com

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GARETH REYNOLDS has turned his lack of knowledge into a full blown career and so there's no-one better to help Tommy feel comfortable navigating the world as a stupid man. We brainstorm ideas for the speeches at Tommy's wedding, we figure out the secret for charming a partner's parents and we hear about how his job as a valet driver lead to Gareth eventually competing in a demolition derby. PLUS, what are the ultimate 'old man hobbies'?

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JORDAN BARR has racked up a lot of impressive credits in her career but the most illustrious of them all is obviously attending the same high school as Tommy, a fact that we would never have worked out if not for a crazy piece of tabloid news.

Jordan was an expert at lying in high school and so we break down how to tell the perfect lie and go deep on what happens to the kids who never learn that lying is bad.

We also do our best to get our heads around what it is that makes Mormon culture so compelling and figure out what astrology can teach us about the colossally horrid year that was 2024!

Go check out Jordan on tour this year with her show Dog Why.

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Is it really a podcast yet if you haven't had WIL ANDERSON on as a guest?

Wil joins Tommy for a metaphorical stroll around the podcasting casino as we stumble across a way to make the Comedy Festival more interesting and fair for the local acts.

Tommy needs to pick Wil's brain about a devastating development for this new podcast: ANOTHER show has also popped up recently with the same name. Is this the end for How To Do Everything after only three episodes or is there a way for Tommy to use this blunder to his advantage?

Plus, will Tommy's idea for his partners Christmas present lead him towards a new career?

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Tommy's in Sydney this week, indulging in one of the most sinful acts that one can commit in a hotel room: Podcasting.

NIKKI BRITTON breaks the ice as only she can and we wonder: how do people who contribute nothing in conversation at parties sleep at night?

We try and figure out what is the right amount of trust to show in your fellow man? Should you ignore a fellow human in need, like Tommy, or become the Pied Piper of Rough Sleepers, like Nikki? We also chat about Nikki's hidden gift for talking to animals and find out that her previous career is something that Tommy is currently learning how to do!

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Welcome to How To Do Everything! A new podcast in which famously stupid Tommy Dassalo attempts to assemble a complete guidebook to the human experience by chatting with special guests about what they’ve learned, what they’ve always known, and what they know nothing about.

For this first episode, Tommy is joined by DILRUK JAYASINHA! Dilruk is known to comedy audiences for his appearances on the Melbourne International Comedy Festival Gala, Utopia, and I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, among many, many others.

He’s also someone who’s passionate about the things that he loves and is not afraid to wear that passion on his sleeve – quite literally. In an increasingly cynical and judgemental world, what is Dilruk’s secret to being comfortable with displaying his collection of figurines and niche paintings regardless of how much of a serial killer it makes him look like?

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