How To Do Everything with Tommy Dassalo

JOSH THOMAS has just spent a month at the Comedy Festival performing magic tricks every night - is he going to be able to teach me how to do these tricks, or will I need to consult AI? I’m on the verge of booking an appointment with a pet psychic, Josh has had to stop signing autographs on body parts, have I created any media that’s made a young person have a realisation about themselves? And the strange self-induced psychosis of working on a pitch. Fun!

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BRETT BLAKE and JOSH EARL join me to reminisce about the joys of drinking alcohol as young person: our first times trying booze, my dad getting leathered at my 21st, Josh's kids new Youtube channel, and Brett's hard rubbish TV. PLUS we hear about Brett being detained by customs in New Caledonia and have I been accidentally staying in a swingers house?

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SAM TAUNTON and ALEX WARD join me this week to discuss airplane material and travelling without the internet. I've gone a little bit overboard celebrating my dog's birthday, Taunton's been haemorrhaging money at Adelaide cafes and we cook up a dystopian new advertising trend that we're worryingly positive about.

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AMY RUFFLE (Thank God You're Here, Mako Mermaids) joins me this week to chat about the lore surrounding a show she was in and how that manifests in fan interactions. We also discuss being a part of other peoples nostalgia, the best and worst brands of candy, cinema etiquette, and Amy's former life as a high diver.

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The legendary SPOD joins me this week! You may have heard his music over the last twenty plus years, you may have seen his music videos for other artists, you may have even tasted his beef jerky! We chat about how to show South Park to your kids, what goes into making beef jerky, home renovations, why Dads love getting around in only their jocks, the fine line being parody and immersion, the Band in a Bubble and heaps, HEAPS more!

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The Taskmaster himself, TOM GLEESON has invited himself onto the show this week for an absolute treat of an episode! We discuss Tom's mechanical brain for comedy and the work he puts in to make it look like he's putting no work in. We also get deep into the differences between being famous in the present day versus in the 70's, the art of the perfect roast joke, the point of Tom's career where he thought he was at the end of the line and of course: going bald.

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This week I'm joined by two TITANS of broadcasting: DAVE WOODHEAD and LUKA MULLER, as we pour one out for our spiritual king: Kyle Sandilands. We discuss the shockwaves of King Kyles departure from broadcasting trickling all the way down to therapists of radio hosts, the genius idea of inventing a new cuisine, I've had a remarkable experience at a fertility doctor that's lead to me being BLANKED by a celebrity, plus a guy who was the most famous Uber driver in Melbourne for a hot couple of hours!

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CHLOE PETTS joins me this week! I'm a little flustered over having to learn an incredibly simple dance routine just before the podcast, we figure out where exactly the Australian accent originated from, we get into the wild word of British children's books and television, competitive spelling competitions, getting lost in Disneyworld and reading bad reviews in Edinburgh.

Chloe's show Big Naturals is one until 19 April at Melbourne Town Hall, before touring to Sydney and Brisbane Comedy Festivals. Tickets here.

Check out Tommy's show at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. Tickets here.

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DANIELLE WALKER and LAUREN BONNER join me this week. It's the middle of the Comedy Festival and Danielle still hasn't found a Festival crush and so as with so many other jobs: we're outsourcing it to AI, using the Comedy Festival's built in show finder to try and find a suitable suitor for Danielle. We also talk about the criteria for Completely Unremarkable Men, and I've been the victim of an April Fool's Prank that made me look completely insane!

Check out Danielle's show at the Comedy Festival. Tickets here.

Check out Lauren's show at the Comedy Festival. Tickets here.

Check out Tommy's show at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. Tickets here.

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RYAN SHELTON from The Imperfects joins me this week and I quite quickly find myself in a mini Imperfects episode. We chat about conflict and how to navigate it, which, believe it or not, I have some experience in! Ryan goes digging for answers and he gets them! We also talk about skimming self help books, being jealous of other peoples happiness and our shared interest in staging exhibitions.

Check out Tommy's show at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. Tickets here.

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