This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive fire ants — itching! swelling! sweating! And that was just us in the studio. Then Paul F. Tompkins (The Great North, Comedy Bang Bang) joins to share a hilarious story about getting fired from one of his earliest jobs, told with his trademark wit and irresistible charm. This is the EXTENDED EPISODE! packed with extra stories and bonus chaos originally for Patreon listeners.

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Danielle and Kristine learn How to Survive being sucked into a whirlpool. Emily from The Residuals podcast discusses her sucky neighbors.

Resources on whirlpools

Old Sow

Corryvreckan

Naruto

Whirlpool survival story

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a dangerous sandstorm and Stefanie Wilder-Taylor joins us to share her experience being fired from a writing job.

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the bite of a most unfriendliest insect and Matt Gourley joins us to share the time he was voted his school's Friendliest Freshman.

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive too much marijuana and Lara Everly joins us to talk about a harrowing trip when she decided to go green.

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the all too common kitchen injury and we're joined by Paula Poundstone to hear about her experiences as a waitress in Orlando!

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the sting of a scorpion and Kim Griffin joins us to share a time she got a terrible injury in the middle of a show!

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This week the gang are off for Thanksgiving but here is an extended version of a classic HTS! Danielle and Kristine learn that bears prefer a proper introduction and talk about dealing with overbearing people. Get extended editions of all of our episodes with your Patreon membership!

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Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive "Phroggers" secretly living in your house, and Stephanie Courtney shares a story of a disastrous moment on stage.

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive River Otters and Jordan Morris joins us to talk about the twists and turns of a tubing trip!

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