This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the most dangerous creature in the world: the Mosquito and Patton Oswalt joins us to talk about a time he bit it in front of an audience.

Getting into the main event, the Nazis of the insect world. Mosquitos!

Don't get West Nile Virus. Are you in California and want to know more about those mosquitos that assault your ankles non-stop yet are somehow invisible? Read this.

Here's some information on the best mosquito control for your body and yard.

Then it was on to one of our favorite segments: Story Time. Here's the full text.

Kristine and Danielle were so excited to welcome Patton Oswalt. Patton is touring right now! You can see him this Sunday at Largo, and more dates too. Buy Patton's comic series Minor Threats here.

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive sex, and our guest Lizzy Cooperman joins us to talk about her own harrowing experiences dealing with sex and an undiagnosed illness.

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Danielle and Kristine discuss childbirth dangers, and comedian Matt Braunger shares his adventures of driving across the country during a pandemic with his newborn daughter.

Then it was time to birth this week's topic, How to Survive Childbirth.

Here are some typical worries many first-time moms experience.

Are you worried about a C-Section, or have one scheduled? The Mayo Clinic is a good resource for specifics.

Are you pregnant with twins like Kristine was? You probably know it's different. 

Are you itching like crazy? Call your OBGYN. This could be cholestasis. Kristine had it (it's more common in women over 35 and twin births).

Are you concerned about placenta previa? Here are some signs and symptoms.

You do not have to get an epidural, but according to the American Academy of Anesthesiologists, it's safe. Here are some myths about epidurals from UT Southwestern Medical Center.  

Kristine met two of her closest friends in her Bradley Method class, so she has no regrets, but she thinks the method puts a lot of pressure on women to give birth naturally and touts many false claims. Birth shaming is real. It's ruining this woman's marriage!

For storytime, Danielle shared the story of a woman who had a surprising VBAC. Just goes to show we know our bodies!

Kristine and Danielle welcomed Matt Braunger and his cozy flannel as their guest. The funny and talented comedian is touring this spring and summer, so get tickets here. Watch Doug!

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Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive one of the world's most dangerous animals this week, and Valley Heat's own Emily Maya Mills joins us with a story about surviving one of the world's most dangerous machines!

Because of the atmospheric river, Danielle and Kristine touched briefly on flood safety, and if your home was damaged, it could be confusing to know what's covered. Perhaps this article is helpful. One thing is certain: Danielle will never drink a gallon of water daily. 

After that brief sidebar on flooding, it was time to get into the main event- hippos.

Want to see a baby hippo snuggling with her mamma?

Are hippos dangerous to humans? Read here!

Want the A-Z on hippos? 

Do you like academic texts? Who doesn't? Here's A LOT of information on hippos if you like to do deep dives on a subject.

How to Deal With a Hippo Encounter

And how about those Cocaine Hippos? And if you can't get enough of cocaine hippos, there is never enough Cocaine Hippos! 

After covering the world's most dangerous animal (after the two Big M's- Mosquitos, Men), it was our favorite time, STORYTIME! The link also allows you to watch Paul share the story, and he also wrote a book about it. 

Here's another hippo attack story.

Kristine and Danielle were thrilled to welcome Emily Maya Mills as their guest. The multi-talented Mills recently directed the short horror thriller Boohag or Shadowman (36:14), hosts the Frogtown Show, plays Faye on Valley Heat, and much more.

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a worker strike and the wonderful Andy Richter joins us to talk about a time he and his buddy got a little out of control at a party.

Danielle shared tons of handy general tips.

She discussed the importance of preparation.

Danielle also delved into the specifics of the film and television industry.

For storytime, Danielle shared The Bread & Roses strike of 1912. If you're interested in the story, you can read more here.

Then it was time to dig deep into the topic. Danielle & Kristine went on STRIKE! 

Danielle shared tons of handy general tips.

She discussed the importance of preparation.

Danielle also delved into the specifics of the film and television industry.

For storytime, Danielle shared The Bread & Roses strike of 1912. If you're interested in the story, you can read more here.

D & K were thrilled to have actor, comedian, writer, and Conan sidekick Andy Richter as their guest. Check out his podcast The Three Questions with Andy Richter. 

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Here's a new year treat while Danielle, Kristine and Garon are enjoying the holidays: one of our favorite guests Lauren Ash's own podcast True Crime & Cocktails featuring her cohost Christy Oxborrow discussing the Glee Curse!

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Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an unexpected guest cancelation this week by sharing gifts and discussing whatever comes up.

Garon has The Talented Mr. Ripley, so it's an official HTS book club book! Read it if you like well-written books about psychopaths and murder! Here is a fun story about Patricia Highsmith.

A Few Resources on Grief...

Our lovely friend Rob Delaney wrote this book, "A Heart That Works," about the loss of his son, Henry. 

The Year of Magical Thinking by Joan Didion is a beautiful book.

The Strategist has a list of books that includes children's books and how to help children through loss.

Our friend, who also recently lost their mother, recommended this podcast episode on grief. 

Here's an article on how to help someone who is grieving.

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Danielle and Kristine talk about surviving their recent experiences with grief, and we also take some time to deal with the finale of White Lotus. Spoilers!

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Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive parasites, and the wonderful Laura Mannino joins us to share her experiences with failure in Hollywood.

In this week's episode, we got into appetite-suppressing territory with a deep dive into How to Survive Parasites.

Kristine got some fun information from medicalnewstoday.com.

For more details on toxoplasmosis, the mayo clinic's got you covered.

Got Pinworms? This is the medicine you need. I recommend mixing it with a few spoonfuls of orange juice to make it less disgusting. Get ready to wash everything in your house and cry a little. 

Here's some information on Ascaris.

Elephantiasis (aka lymphatic filariasis) is dark stuff. You can look at images if you want to see how devastating this disease truly is. 

Dracunculiasis, also called Guinea-worm disease, is sure to haunt our nightmares for years to come. You can read about the efforts to eradicate this disease here.

For our heartwarming parasite story, we shared the story of a man who survived a tapeworm in his brain. 

Young Garon never imagined he'd have so many shirts dedicated to him. But he's more than just an inspiration for podcast merch. He's also a published author. Check out his work and support!

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Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a carjacking this week, and Euphoria's own Martha Kelly joins us to share her experience of being robbed while delivering a pizza.

Danielle returned to an old favorite, The Art of Manliness, for crucial advice on how to avoid being carjacked.

Kristine had been uselessly trying to figure out how to call 9-11 with her iPhone while keeping it hidden. Guess what? The geniuses at Apple already solved this problem for her. Here's how to use Apple SOS.

If you or your child ever have giant swollen lymph nodes in your neck, here is some practical information.

The bump-and-run technique is real. Here's how to protect yourself. 

 Pepper Spray vs. Pepper Gel- Find out which is right for you.

For our story, Danielle shared the harrowing tale of Rebecca Matous, who was carjacked and shot in Daytona Beach after an early morning Walmart run.

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