Hello my little horse chestnuts, 'tis I, the queens of whole foods (not the store).   This week we have an emotional journey through a dog's magnificent and necessary birthday party, my potential allergies, Anthony Weiner, and a cake that aspires to be more famous than Rihanna.   Slide into this baby like a bare foot into an Ugg boot!

Is that a death mask you're wearing or did you just get some micro-blading done? Either way, it looks scabby!   Miss Julie has returned to you and boy does she has some piping hot takes on Valentine's Day, human torture, and RuPaul's Drag Race! Does she have one on Star Wars? Yes, the old one because of Carrie Fisher and no other one.   There is also a very busy mouse you're going to have to deal with and that's just the way it is, pal.

Guess who it is! A globetrotting Jubee with tales of dudes and foods. Only one of those was worth the airfare to Yurope, can you guess which?   Plus: We dissect the plot of Rosemary’s Baby... also full of disappointing men!   It’s okay, Jimmy learned some new opera skillz – which is the main thing. Stick around for episode 216 and watch Difficult People on Hulu, ya dopes!

JUBEES BEAT HITLER! WE'RE BACK!   This week, while other cats want to fly, fold, and make bouquets, Jimmy wants to brandish his knife.   Meanwhile, we discuss David Lynch, German hotel managers, the goyim, and the 7 deadly sins (such as bird dancing, water parks, and chewing gum).   You are not dying. Watch Watch Difficult People season 3!

Gather round and hear the tale (or should we say TAIL) of Julie's recent emotional reckoning with the musical Cats (and also real cats)!   Then we'll deal with the cavalcade of stars at the DNC, this Pikachu character, and Margot Robbie – who is NOT basic anymore, as the posters for her new movie are aggressively telling us.   Can you wear a white suit if you're not Steve Martin in the 70's? You'll find out in episode 214.

Well, we've got what you've been waiting for: JULIE DISSECTS THE 1990 EROTIC DRAMA WHITE PALACE!

Also, Brian De Palma has some thoughts! What are you waiting for, a split screen?

Cher's the best, but episode 213 is pretty great too!

More desserts? I'll pray for you.

Hello there, How-Was-Your-Weeklies! Guess who's back? It's your pal Julie reporting live from the streets of New York Cit-ay.   Here's some things we need to discuss: Daddy issues, The OJ Simpson doc, The Tony's, and the patriotism of jury duty.   Are you a bodega cat? We love your work. Are you a bodega cat owner? Doubly so.   Also: Be sure to take notes on everything that is clarified in part one before part two, it is crucial information.

Julie found an Israel that isn't controversial, AT ALL!!!   In other news: Her neighbor is weirded out, she saw some amazing docs about an assortments of great characters (and Jeremy Scott is NOT one of them).   We find the exact recipe for a raising a good comedian, so be careful with that.   Julie also has some thoughts about which podcasts are good... keeping in mind this one is the best.   Why is there a glove? If you're a politician, you're about to find out!

Hey there, podcast loyalists! Julie saw the American Psycho musical (almost) 4 times, so you know what that means...   After a discussion of how it was great/why you shouldn't slice up ladies, we've got some thoughts on who understood the theme of the Met Gala. Double the carnage!   Are you a cartoon? Yes. Do you know how to correctly eat your hat? Probably not.   Look out Wendi & Jerry! It's Michael Stipe's beard AND IT'S GOT ZIKA!   A special note before we close out for the week: The world lost a very special person recently – and in her honor we're re-releasing an extended cut of Julie's interview with Michelle McNamara from 2011. Her genius is missed, but never forgotten.

Hello fellow podcast lovers, this week we discuss the 666 continuing reasons that P***** P******* is a scourge on this earth.   THEN! We'll breakdown American Horror Story and the equally terrifying and humorous fleece at REI.   Donna Karan has some thoughts about 9/11 and body suits, if you can handle it.   All of this and we've all lost 40lbs. Unless that invokes the patriarchy or something TAWDRY.   Don't be your own Eugene Landy!