HUNKS

In episode 51 of the HUNKS Comedy Podcast we do a lot of unnecessary talking as we learn about the prison sentence for scaring the Queen of England and discover the true meaning of the word Raiment. Then its time to dust off our Ray Romano impressions for a brand new edition of Quinn Quest where DANAR BLOODSMITH (Dana Smith) goes toe to toe with some trolls and a giant tentacled cat! Join us for bad conversations, good company, compelling adventures, and content so vexing the Queen herself would condemn us for at least 7 years! If... she even knew who we were of course... right? Please find it in your heart to rate and review us dear Queen Elizabeth. We know you're listening...

Happy 50th Episodiversary!!! This is episode 50 ladies and gentlemen and we're still not sure how we made it this far! In our first segment of the show, Tim Learns a thing our two about the inscrutable Nicholas Cage, we Work of The Week Xylography (whatever the hell that means), and we bandy about British Dads while we quaff some poppers and get caught in the rain. THEN, we get real deep dish about our misadventures at the Chicago Sketch Festival and the San Francisco Sketch Festival. Life on the road proves just a little perilous for the HUNKS on this last trip and we have the emotional scars to prove it! Come join us in this arbitrary celebration of an entirely weird little thing we do every week! Long live the HUNKS Comedy Podcast!

In Episode 48 we get real cozy with our very first return guest, the Beast from the Wiest, Vancouver's (pronounced Van-coo-ver's) very own Fraz! We starts things off by hearing how much Dana Learned about CIA spy cats and other conspiracy cross-talk. Our next segment is a 'brand new' one in honour of our 1st guestiversary. We really get to know Fraz's feelings on owning a theoretical Volkswagon Golf and being besties with Yanni as that infamous Greecian songster ushers in the apocalypse in his own sexy style. Join us for a very special 'Orange Is The New Fraz'! We close by getting to the bottom of which movies Fraz may or may not or may have seen. Then we top it all off by getting the skinny on the improv scene going on in ol Van-coo-ver. Rev your Golf, pop a coloured pill of your choice, and feast your fuzzy ears on Fraz and the FUNKS! Yanni-eed to catch this 'cast!

Knock knock! Open up the door! It's HUNKS! It's episode 47 and we are getting real deep on all kinds of nonsense including the lyrical prowess of DMX, Tim and Dana's surfing adventures, kangaroo vaginas, tongue prints, a burgomaster with a bothersome beard, and the merits of bird beards. Next we have a brand new segment where we interview Tim on whether he has what it truly takes to be a professional skateboarder. It's a special Tim Gray edition of So You Think You Can Skateboard?! (That is definitely not the title. It's a work in progress.) Finally, we get excited for our trip to San Francisco and beg the age old question: Do they serve deep dish pineapple pizza there?!?! #callback Tune your ears in and tune your brain out because HUNKS gon' give it to yah in this brand new podcast! LET'S KEEP COLON COLON COLON! #whateverhappenedtodurst

In Episode 46, Matt Learns that the Pope is an honorary Harlem Globetrotter and we begin writing the world's best basketball-ing pope film of all time. We get a little baleful with Word of The Week and wax on the evil idiocy of James Bond villains. Next is a brand new Quinn Quest where Tim Tim the halfling rogue battles for his very mind with a horrible monster using only his wit and his superhuman hazing abilities. In our final segment, Tim lays down too many truths about the city of Chicago. But the true mystery remains: Can we get deep dish pineapple pizza in the Windy City? Come join the haze craze and trot the globe with a buncha HUNKS-y dopes and a pope!

Episode 45 of the HUNKS Comedy Podcast rings in 2017 in style. Well, style might be a strong word as our special guest this week is a very outspoken whoopy cushion. We lead in with Tim telling about everything he's learned so far this year including past presidential shenanigans, the meaning of a prickle and so much more. Tim, and we all, just learn so much you guys! The next segment, HUNKS Body Break, is about the times HUNKS broke their bodies over the years. Dana tells us about her adventures around the world, Quinn shares some film industry stories, and the rest of the HUNKS try to recall their most rigorous days of all time! Finally, we wrap up the p'cast with a HUNKS year in review. We set up our New Year's resolutions and we fully expect you all to follow up with us about them in 2018 (but not really). Come whoop some cush, face down the devil, and fart out 2016 with the HUNKS!

Tom Hill and Devin McKenzie were in town to peform at The Park Theatre alongside us HUNKS. It was a magical evening of sketch comedy. In this episode we talk about the origins of Vancouver, hear some crazy touring stories, hear some crazy rat stories and then scape some of the beautiful barrel bottom. Please rate and review us!

Episode 41 of the HUNKS Comedy Podcast features a very special guest, comedy legend Mark Forward. We get right into it by exploring the meaning of hamhocks (or "hamhawks according to some). We wax on how photos used to be real stupid, Matt Learns us about horse statue footing, and Mark tunes out the meaning of Jejune in Word of The Week. Next up, Mark pitches his side project, a Horse Pillow sure to put your steed to sleep. We then take a trip through time on a magical horse in a riveting rendition of Breaking Mark. We learn so much about Mark's character as we see him re-experience Christmas 1986, and follow him into a future where man has ceased to exist. Only animals remain, and Mark is compelled to marry into an group of animals to support this far-future furry family. In our last segment, Mark cries over spilled milk as he tells us some tough truths in Two Truths, & A Lie. Side Note: Never get Mark a gift card. There's... just no point... Be ready to learn, love, and ultimately laugh your time-hopping horse's ass off in an episode so exciting that, if you're anything like our very own Dana Smith, you may lose your lunch!

Back to back big city comedians! Make sure you eat your lentils and walnuts before you listen to this episode. At the very least you should have some cold hot dogs kicking around. Chris Locke is the funniest mother fucking chucking comedy at people. You're at the gym. You're running on the treadmill. You're looking... good. You notice through the window a new Stella's opens. The Stella's looks at you, winks, then proceeds to dominate the soup and sandwich market in Winnipeg. What do geniuses snack on? Well, in a nutshell it's deadly to Quinn. What will your tombstone read? What kind of cheese will your family bring you? Quinn learned something nuts about these glowing tubes in the ocean! They're nuts! Also, babies are better than us. intellectually speaking. There's a long story about 1976 New York City in the middle. Imagine a nice trench coat. Like, a real nice trench coat. Real nice. You walk into a bar after it melts off. Burt Reynolds slides you a note - do you read us? Tweet us at #1976NewYorkStories. Chris delights the HUNKS with an excellent showing in our 2 Truths and a Lie. Chris really pushes the boundaries in this snack-based outing. The bases were loaded and he brought everyone home.

#JeansGate drops today! It's a very special spooky Halloween episode featuring Mark! Mark Little. We have a delight talking about the looming threat of a shark in the waters of Winnipeg. It might be a murderer. Quinn Greene is wearing Tim's jeans again in some sort of half-ass Tim Gray costume (half the ass because Tim has a big ass). Look out for Mark's unauthorized sequel to Jaws where there's a man in the water murdering people. Question: if the Lord created the world in 8 days; how long would it take to run around the world? The answer might give Matt two runners on base. We get into the origin story of Shania Twain. Breakin' Mark leads up to discover where he stands on portal underwear, the incident in the speedboat, and that our heaven is a whale's hell. Nobody has ever played a game of Two Truths and a Lie like this before. It's delightful as fuck. Spoiler Alert: he plays the game wrong.