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"Love is a warm, familiar toilet." - HUNKS Podcast. This episode starts almost immediately with some serious potty talk. How do you poop? Have you ever wondered how we poop? Wonder no more! If we HAVE safety tubs, why do we continue to use these treacherous death tubs? Don't forget to write your letter to Prime Minister Justin Timberlake. A bellicose Tim side-swipes Quinn's intro to the pet peeves segment only to challenge him to a fight later on! Guess what? Later that night they had an actual fight. True story. There is a video. We also get to know Fine Young Cannibals, Funyun Cannibals and Funyuns. We also make plans for our 8 day, cross-Canada game of chicken. In the battle between Tank Tops and Turtle Necks Quinn, Tim and the rest of the gang go into great detail to describe how they would do in a fight. It would be in an docktagon (octagon on a dock), there would be a lot of crying, lots of slapping, and, ultimately, nobody would win. Tim Gray xoxo

"Love is a warm, familiar toilet." - HUNKS Podcast. This episode starts almost immediately with some serious potty talk. How do you poop? Have you ever wondered how we poop? Wonder no more! If we HAVE safety tubs, why do we continue to use these treacherous death tubs? Don't forget to write your letter to Prime Minister Justin Timberlake. A bellicose Tim side-swipes Quinn's intro to the pet peeves segment only to challenge him to a fight later on! Guess what? Later that night they had an actual fight. True story. There is a video. We also get to know Fine Young Cannibals, Funyun Cannibals and Funyuns. We also make plans for our 8 day, cross-Canada game of chicken. In the battle between Tank Tops and Turtle Necks Quinn, Tim and the rest of the gang go into great detail to describe how they would do in a fight. It would be in an docktagon (octagon on a dock), there would be a lot of crying, lots of slapping, and, ultimately, nobody would win. Tim Gray xoxo

Dana Stinks! Welcome to what will surely be the 17th episode of the HUNKS Podcast! Does anyone read these summaries? Please just endorse us for doinking on Linkedin already! Do it! Time Traveling Baby is something that will only ever exist in this podcast and in Tim and Matt's hearts. Face butts. If you have one, you're probably very aware of it. Dana explains The Ring and it's just as scary as you imagine it would be! The triumphant return of the ultimate scary movie recap recap. Followed by a brand new segment called "Which Dave Did It", "Dog's Dave Afternoon", "Cradle 2 Tha Dave". Big Dave McLean and Dave Greene are two enormous characters with crazy life stories. We have to guess which crazy story belonged to which Dave.

Dana Stinks! Welcome to what will surely be the 17th episode of the HUNKS Podcast! Does anyone read these summaries? Please just endorse us for doinking on Linkedin already! Do it! Time Traveling Baby is something that will only ever exist in this podcast and in Tim and Matt's hearts. Face butts. If you have one, you're probably very aware of it. Dana explains The Ring and it's just as scary as you imagine it would be! The triumphant return of the ultimate scary movie recap recap. Followed by a brand new segment called "Which Dave Did It", "Dog's Dave Afternoon", "Cradle 2 Tha Dave". Big Dave McLean and Dave Greene are two enormous characters with crazy life stories. We have to guess which crazy story belonged to which Dave.

What is Sisqo up to these days? And, more importantly, what is he worth? Either way, Price is Right rules! Missive is the word of the week. Our mummbly charm brings all the boys to the yard. We had part two of the "Listen to this Email" featuring Andrew Langendorfer wherein we tackle the issue of Moms (and Dads) who lie to their kids. Listen as we ramble on about just about everything other than what Andrew asked of us (including Wine and Religion). If you could build a Gollum that would turn on you in 30 days, what would you make it out of? What if you knew you would fall in love with it? What if it was Dolph Lundgren? The answer might make you feel like a hot pig in sand. I'm going hungry - a new food based segment wherein we discuss the weird foods we were fed as kids. Banayonnaise, Popcorn soup, BBQ sauce on soda crackers. If you know where a pudgy man can get some sausage gravy send Tim a message! Tim's two truths and a lie follow a theme of riding something into a near death experience. It's equal parts terrifying and humiliating.

What is Sisqo up to these days? And, more importantly, what is he worth? Either way, Price is Right rules! Missive is the word of the week. Our mummbly charm brings all the boys to the yard. We had part two of the "Listen to this Email" featuring Andrew Langendorfer wherein we tackle the issue of Moms (and Dads) who lie to their kids. Listen as we ramble on about just about everything other than what Andrew asked of us (including Wine and Religion). If you could build a Gollum that would turn on you in 30 days, what would you make it out of? What if you knew you would fall in love with it? What if it was Dolph Lundgren? The answer might make you feel like a hot pig in sand. I'm going hungry - a new food based segment wherein we discuss the weird foods we were fed as kids. Banayonnaise, Popcorn soup, BBQ sauce on soda crackers. If you know where a pudgy man can get some sausage gravy send Tim a message! Tim's two truths and a lie follow a theme of riding something into a near death experience. It's equal parts terrifying and humiliating.

Our word of the week malodorous! Which totally does not describe this podcast, but it might describe Tim (hint: it does!). We have a new segment called "Listen to this Email" wherein we address the issue of 'hipsters'. Big thanks to Andrew Langendorfer for the submission! Tim's Grandma does not lie. Let's get that out of the way. Our big issue: shoes with no socks OR sandals with socks - which could you live with? I think we all decide that feet, for the most part, are gross. We'll post some pics. We also answer the age old question: What are we wearing? The answer will amaze you.

Our word of the week malodorous! Which totally does not describe this podcast, but it might describe Tim (hint: it does!). We have a new segment called "Listen to this Email" wherein we address the issue of 'hipsters'. Big thanks to Andrew Langendorfer for the submission! Tim's Grandma does not lie. Let's get that out of the way. Our big issue: shoes with no socks OR sandals with socks - which could you live with? I think we all decide that feet, for the most part, are gross. We'll post some pics. We also answer the age old question: What are we wearing? The answer will amaze you.

This is a very portent episode of "Who is sick this week!" We also almost immediately reference the 90's despite our best efforts. Ooo-AH-AH-AH-AH! Thanks to blessings from the Lloyd, our savior, we were able to record the first section of this episode in 2028. If you could travel time, where would YOU go? Hopefully somewhere with good quasilgorps. We have another segment of Dana Explains Movies She Had Explained To Her. The movie is called Nightbreed. We'd love to hear your review of her her review! Dana shares some more great stories in her rendition of Two Truths and a Lie. Please, please, please endorse us on Linkedin for doinking.

This is a very portent episode of "Who is sick this week!" We also almost immediately reference the 90's despite our best efforts. Ooo-AH-AH-AH-AH! Thanks to blessings from the Lloyd, our savior, we were able to record the first section of this episode in 2028. If you could travel time, where would YOU go? Hopefully somewhere with good quasilgorps. We have another segment of Dana Explains Movies She Had Explained To Her. The movie is called Nightbreed. We'd love to hear your review of her her review! Dana shares some more great stories in her rendition of Two Truths and a Lie. Please, please, please endorse us on Linkedin for doinking.