Hysteria 51

It's David Flora Week here on Hysteria 51. This week we are looking back at some of our favorite of David's guest appearances on the show before he took over co-hosting duties. And what better way to kick off a week of of looking back in time than with a time travel episode... Yup, John Titor!!!

Original DescriptionIf time travel is possible and future humans are coming back to our era...what would they want? To kill a future despot? To make a change to the environment that saves future generations? To take back a computer from 1975 to make their time machine work properly? If you're anything like the subject of this week's show, John Titor, you went with door #3. According to his posts on the internet, John Titor traveled back to the 70s to get a special computer to save time travel. He also made a pit stop along the way in the early 00's to live with his family (and 2 year old self) and presumably post snotty messages on inane internet forums (not stand-up forums like Hysteria Nation). Sound crazy? That's the most normal part of this story. This week we do our best Sam Beckett and try to fix what went wrong with the OG Chrononaut - John Titor. Plus, John and Brent ponder the existential perils of time travel (not really - just looking for ways to make money on it). Conspiracy bot ponders the existential perils of time travel (not really - just looking for other ways to kill John and Brent). And David Flora of Blurry Photos is back in the lower 4th (he just wants to time travel to a time before he met Conspiracy Bot). All of that and more on the podcast that doesn’t have time travel capabilities, but if we did, we’d do things to improve humanity…and make an insane amount of money – Hysteria 51.Time Travel / John Titor songs referenced in the show:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z6ppzwikfchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz_uGrpgPBQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxaTHTisUvghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmvBi2NOO3Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHl4GnwFv20

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Kids are creepy. It just comes with the territory. But everyone once in a while there are kids that do stuff that defies logic and even their own well being. Case in point The Silent Twins, Jennifer and June Gibbons who spent their childhoods and most of their adult lives locked in silence, only speaking to one another and shutting the world out. Then came the crimes. Theft. Fighting. Arson. So, institutionalism it was. And their lives got weirder and weirder until one died under very odd circumstances. We talk their lives, one's tragic death, and what it is like being locked in a silent life. That's all this week on Hysteria 51

Special thanks to this week’s sources: VideosSilent Twins: Without My Shadow - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98WtP1qC61sThe Silent Twins: A Journey Into Madness - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi1_S95620k&t=34sThe Silent Twins - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11052678/WebsitesWikipedia - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/June_and_Jennifer_GibbonsAll That’s Interesting - https://allthatsinteresting.com/silent-twins|Bajan Creole - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bajan_Creole Cryptophasia - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CryptophasiaBroadmoor Hospital - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broadmoor_HospitalThe Netline - https://thenetline.com/june-gibbons-now/Essence - https://www.essence.com/entertainment/letitia-wright-the-silent-twins/Myocarditis - https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/myocarditis/symptoms-causes/syc-20352539Email us your favorite WEIRD news stories:[email protected]Support the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1

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Cocaine Bear... Pablo Escobear... THE Apex Predator.... Whatever your want to call it, it is the number one story as far as most people sending in the same topic. Therefore, here it is in all it's glory before the Ray Liotta movie masterpiece drops in 2023. We talk the crazy true story of Winnie the Pooh's cokehead cousin and how he got that name, how Waylon Jennings was involved, and where you can see him yourself while probably sampling some fine fudge based products. So strap in and maybe skip the blow as we tell you the story of Cocaine Bear this week on Hysteria 51

Cocaine Bear - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocaine_Bear_(bear) 

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We are answering the touch questions this week as we tackle the weird news of the day. Is chocolate that has white stuff on the outside safe? Should you amputate a foot just for the hell of it when your superiors and the person who the foot belongs to say no? All that and more nonsense this week on Hysteria 51!

News Stories Mentioned: Unauthorized Amputation- https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/charges-western-wisconsin-nurse-amputated-mans-foot-without-orders/?fbclid=IwAR24QxzHBXSIIAgni8uzF-OlgtfADfBho3u_mi-JTndYN7KzdqWAkoUCS2g White Chocolate - https://www.livescience.com/why-chocolate-turns-white?fbclid=IwAR2iEjVHsk2keiUYEYMTGeSiO7obqvWjBLqDDy0e1s-ThVT5wUtq3ZQmxlw

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Holy hell, do we live in a weird world or what?!?! This week it’s a Chain-Smoking Marathon Runner AND a warning by the US National Park Service to stop licking toads to get high, it’s killing them... and you!

News Stories Mentioned: Chain-Smoking Marathoner- https://www.huffpost.com/entry/chain-smoking-marathon-cigarettes-china_n_6374c271e4b0283a8d168214?fbclid=IwAR2n1kKGxJKdY-bGXqFiMSR-nEgXyeOTPa47noqphLkzWcQhpuHtLs5CtsI Stop Licking Toads! - https://www.huffpost.com/entry/sonoran-desert-toad-licking_n_6368b860e4b0eb51ab119e8c?fbclid=IwAR0aC5I5bzV6W27MJh-bDaX04Hpcwbt635l3FRRplnGEINrlPT6MSfYb0Zs

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Director George Popov makes his 3rd trip to the Lower 4th Dimension this week to explore the dark and disturbing secrets behind three of England's most haunted villages and talk his new documentary Sideworld: Damnation Village. In it George explores the origins of supernatural stories surrounding three villages in England; Pluckley, Prestbury and Eyam. They all have have a long history, creating stories that have travelled through time and defy explanation. 

Special thanks to this week’s sources: VideosSideworld: Damnation Village - https://m.imdb.com/title/tt22746748/ Sideworld: Haunted Forests - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt17374564/Sideworld: Terrors of the Sea - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt21337072/WebsitesGeorge Popov - https://www.imdb.com/name/nm9252711/ Rubicon Films - https://www.rubiconfilms.co.uk/Sideworld Twitter - https://twitter.com/Sideworld_UKRubicon Films Twitter - https://twitter.com/RubiconFilmsUK Rubicon Films YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWanp0yraxO8yrdr89jfibAEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:[email protected]

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In weird news this week we find out that some people are terrible at their jobs, but most don’t destroy century old outhouses. And no, this is not a Taco Bell induced toilet murder, we are talking accidently slamming on the gas in your car and destroying the monument... to poop... they you are taxed with protecting. Mondays, am I right??? Plus, Giants are in the news again. Were the real? Is it all a hoax? How big can a human really get? All that and more on the podcast not to destroy a bathroom, Hysteria 51!

News Stories Mentioned: Special thanks Evil Mike!Outhouse Be Gone - https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-63304390?fbclid=IwAR0Od1IVr0XuNGFnetE2B9ju8kMh3sG9HCN-WK8QCQDotD16spnFlpn8iVk Giant Shenanigans - https://www.ancient-origins.net/news-history-archaeology/update-lost-city-giants-001139?fbclid=IwAR1wVoMnSjMOwnefWNeS_oU0kIS860rB76lBEevX9l_E2NjsvXeVpJt1nIM 

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Remember that time we stormed Area 51 and Conspiracy Bot somehow got us involved in a Reptilian scheme to take over the world? Or that time we went to the Hollow Earth and stole a bunch of crap while also ending up in a ZORK world? Well, all good stories come to an end and that end is this week. Just who is pulling the strings? Will we sell that crap we stole? Why is British announcer guy so British??? All that and the return of Goforth (and Pecker) this week in Adventure 3!

Written by Michael Paul Gonzalez (MichaelPaulGonzalez.com / @monkeywright)In association with Radio Lost Angeles and ForthHand ProductionsProduced by Michael Paul GonzalezStarring:Brent Hand – HimselfJohn Goforth – HimselfLisa Hand - Herself Joe Peck - HimselfConspiracy Bot – Unfortunately, HimselfKyle – Annoyingly HimselfAleksandra Bieńkowska – DeckerTim Longhurst – British Announcer GuyDavid Flora - Various legally-distinct and permissible under parody laws space-themed pop culture characters who shall not be namedCebastian Tekin - Imperial Space SoldierKevin Crispin - HimselfDr. Sarah Penn - Child VoicesMichael Paul Gonzalez - Himself

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Almost time! But we can't leave you hanging without revisiting Adventure 2! Dive back in to the sequel, have a laugh, and prepare for Adventure 3!

Original DescriptionRemember that time we stormed Area 51 and Conspiracy Bot somehow got us involved in a Reptilian scheme to take over the world? (episode 155 for those of you playing at home)

This is like that…only different…with more Hollow Earth…and Kyle…and Zork?

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You better just listen for yourself.

Written by Michael Paul Gonzalez (MichaelPaulGonzalez.com / @monkeywright)In association with Radio Lost Angeles and ForthHand ProductionsProduced by Michael Paul Gonzalez and Brent HandStarring:Brent Hand – HimselfJohn Goforth – HimselfLisa Hand - HerselfConspiracy Bot – Unfortunately, HimselfKyle – Annoyingly HimselfAleksandra Bieńkowska – DeckerTim Longhurst – British Announcer GuyMichael Paul Gonzalez - HimselfEvil John Goforth - Not HimselfMusic:Music provided by No Copyright Music: https://www.youtube.com/c/royaltyfreezoneMusic used: Dragon War by Makai Symphony https://soundcloud.com/makai-symphony/dragon-warorchestral-battle-musicLicensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Sound Effects:Sound Effects obtained via Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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Can you feel that in the air... the excitement?!?! It's all because Monday we release Adventure 3! To get everyone ready we are releasing our first 2 adventures again. Dive back in here where it all started, have a laugh, and prepare for Adventure 3!

Original DescriptionThis week we…Well, this week…You see, a funny thing happened on the way…It’s like…hmm…it’s like a Hysteria 51 adventure...Ah, forget it. You better just listen for yourself.

Written by Michael Paul Gonzalez (MichaelPaulGonzalez.com / @monkeywright)In association with Radio Lost Angeles and ForthHand ProductionsProduced by Michael Paul Gonzalez and Brent HandStarring:Brent Hand – HimselfJohn Goforth – HimselfLisa Hand - HerselfConspiracy Bot – Unfortunately, HimselfKyle – Annoyingly HimselfAleksandra Bieńkowska – DeckerTim Longhurst – British Announcer GuyMichael Paul Gonzalez - HimselfMusic and Ambient Sounds:Royalty Free Zone – No Copyright Music (Youtube – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCehIXMLpmRqDzqB5Ov89v5A)

Tabletop Audio – https://tabletopaudio.com/Opening Music – Playing in Tongues – Deserts3Sci-fi Laboratory Ambience by Iwan Gabovitch under CC-BY 3.0 License with sounds by wolick, swiftoid, DibozDesert walk music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) – Star Watching Music & Crickets SoundMonster Sound Effects by Brand Name Audio – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-sSy8urj-cVault door sound effect: Radio Free Endor Podcast Additional sound effects sourced from the Creative Commons Royalty Free Library

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