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The time has come for twenty people who sort of know each other to gather together at a Mexican resort and day drink (until it’s time to nighttime drink) for three weeks solid. No one is safe from itchy sand, moldy beach beds, bold crabs, aggressive aqua fowl, and a tiny pocket person named Demi.
Look, I know most of you didn’t watch Bachelor in Paradise. That’s why I begged Some Guy in Austin to tune in so we could regale you with the important things you need to know, such as:
Come join the fun as we take two hours of nonsense and water it down to the important things you need to know.
This is 30 Minute Paradise!
EPISODE NOTES:
HERE is the premiere recap of Bachelor in Paradise.
Click HERE to see the 2021 Summer Book List.
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Well, Season 27 of The Bachelorette has gloriously come to an end. Katie is currently happy with her default, and we are ready to close this chapter of our journey.
But before we do, Some Guy in Austin and I break down the finale, discussing very important things, such as:
Some Guy in Austin has specific thoughts. So, of course, I had to bleep them out.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the Bachelorette Katie recap from the finale.
Click HERE to see the 2021 Summer Book List.
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It’s been so long since I first heard that Disney was making a Jungle Cruise movie. And as former world-famous Jungle Cruise Skippers, my friend Jill and I made every effort to see the film on opening weekend. And now it’s time for our Jungle Cruise movie review!
In this podcast, we share the ins and outs of the Jungle Cruise attraction, our absolute LOVE of the movie, and our favorite jokes from the ride.
However, for some reason, we totally forgot to mention the quintessential joke that always made my heart so happy. The one that confuses and delights vacationers all over the world. The joke that deserves to be on a t-shirt:
IT’S THE BACKSIDE OF WATER!
CHANT IT WITH ME! 02H! O2H! O2H!
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Hello everyone!
It’s a big episode as Some Guy in Austin and I debate back and forth, trying to figure out what exactly happened as one of Katie’s frontrunners decided to cease and desist from his journey to find love.
We unpack a lot, including Some Guy in Austin’s revelation that he is a show tunes guy. I hope you are entertained by the sneaky way I prove this midway through the episode.
Also, I trust you will laugh along with me as I offer him five bucks to name the guy vying for Katie’s heart who isn’t Greg or Blake.
Admit it. You’re having a hard time remember right now, aren’t you? It’s okay. You’re not alone.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the Bachelorette Katie recap from hometowns.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to see the 2021 Summer Book List.
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Buy My Books: It’s a Love Story and Why I Hate Green Beans
Hello everyone!
I’ve been podcasting for four years, so this was bound to happen sooner or later. Unfortunately, some Guy in Austin and I experienced technical difficulties. That means the editing is, how shall I put this, a little choppy.
Let the record show that Some Guy in Austin did not blow a gasket. Neither did I. We both know that poor audio on a podcast that we record for fun is not the end of the world.
Additionally, y’all just sat through two hours of Men Tell All. If you can do that, you can do anything.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the Bachelorette Katie recap from Men Tell All.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to see the 2021 Summer Book List.
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Buy My Books: It’s a Love Story and Why I Hate Green Beans
There must have been a blue moon Monday night because Andrew has left the building.
I repeat: ANDREW has left the building.
Some Guy in Austin and I break down the episode by answering the questions that keep you coming back each week for more. For example:
Plus, we have a few theories on what Katie we believe Katie is thinking after revealing her final four.
Psst…hey Andrew. Call me. Let’s cuddle.
EPISODE NOTES:
Want to watch the promo for the rest of the season? Click HERE!
Here’s the Bachelorette Katie recap from episode 7.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to see the 2021 Summer Book List.
SHOW NOTES:
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Buy My Books: It’s a Love Story and Why I Hate Green Beans
Hello everyone!
Let’s talk about Week 6 of The Bachelorette. Katie is making major strides in her journey to find love as she cuts FIVE guys from her roster.
Some Guy in Austin and I break down the episode by answering the questions that keep you coming back each week for more. For example:
We also figure out our drag queen names because everyone should have that information handy. Oh, you don’t know yours? Don’t worry. There’s an app for that!
EPISODE NOTES:
Want to watch the promo for the rest of the season? Click HERE!
Here’s the Bachelorette Katie recap from episode 6.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to see the 2021 Summer Book List.
SHOW NOTES:
Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or Android
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Buy My Books: It’s a Love Story and Why I Hate Green Beans
Hello everyone!
Let’s talk Week 5 of The Bachelorette.
Just when you think Katie eliminated all of the problem children from the resort, Hunter decides to tap into the monstrous side of his Jekyll and Hyde personality. I clocked thirty minutes of harmonious bliss before Hunter slipped into a wrestling singlet and willingly slammed his body into anyone holding an orange ball.
And when I say “harmonious bliss,” I mean harmonious bliss. Guys were cracking each others’ backs and cuddling on the couch. When you all cram into a hot tub so early in the journey, you become bros faster than in other seasons. It just makes sense.
Some Guy in Austin and I break down the episode, discussing riveting details, such as:
Connor, dude. You need to button up. You look like a pirate on a business trip. Aye matey!
EPISODE NOTES:
Want to watch the promo for the rest of the season? Click HERE!
Here’s the Bachelorette Katie recap from episode 5.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to see the 2021 Summer Book List.
SHOW NOTES:
Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or Android
Follow Me: Facebook and Instagram and Twitter
Buy My Books: It’s a Love Story and Why I Hate Green Beans
Hello everyone!
Well, it was The Thomas Show on this week’s Bachelorette. This is not an exaggeration. The contestants talked about Thomas, participated in a group date, talked about Thomas again, waited around for a rose ceremony, and talked about Thomas some more.
That is why Some Guy in Austin veered way off topic more than once during the show. But, in our defense, I do think you will find our conversation enlightening. Along with general bachelor-related questions, we ponder over real questions that keep us up at night. Such as:
NO! Don’t make this harder than it has to be, Blake.
That’s what she said…
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the Bachelorette Katie recap from episode 4.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to see the 2021 Summer Book List.
SHOW NOTES:
Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or Android
Follow Me: Facebook and Instagram and Twitter
Buy My Books: It’s a Love Story and Why I Hate Green Beans
Let me tell you, dear listener, week 3 of Katie’s journey to find love was a lot. So I took a page from the sharing circle we witnessed on Monday night and asked Some Guy in Austin to discuss the big picture questions surrounding the epic episode. For example:
The answer may surprise you.
EPISODE NOTES:
Here’s the Bachelorette Katie recap from episode 3.
And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!
Click HERE to see the 2021 Summer Book List.
SHOW NOTES:
Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or Android
Follow Me: Facebook and Instagram and Twitter
Buy My Books: It’s a Love Story and Why I Hate Green Beans
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