I Hate Green Beans with Lincee Ray

Happy Thursday everyone!

I’m not going to waste any time with an introduction because between the last two nights of Bachelor in Paradise, we  have a lot to discuss.

Colton is the new Bachelor.

Annaliese is the picture of desperation.

And Shushanna is clearly a witch.

Totally a Slytherin if you ask me. ACCIO EPISODE!

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Hey y’all!

Now that school has started and those of us who live in Texas are praying to the good Lord for something below triple digit temperatures, I thought it would be a good time for a summer movie review. My friend Todd and I are movie goers and in this episode, we discuss our latest, greatest, favorites. Some are still in theaters, so you have time to go see them and others are well on their way to a digital renting platform because they were TERRIBLE.

I’m looking at you, A Wrinkle in Time.

Full disclosure: I do not blame the very handsome Chris Pine for this very bad movie.

You, Chris Pine, can do no wrong. Call me.

EPISODE NOTES:

The meat of this episode comes from the top 15 movies according to Box Office Mojo.

Two of our favorite movies are Avengers: Infinity War and Solo. You can listen to an episode entirely dedicated to these movies by clicking HERE and HERE.

Todd’s number one movie of the summer is Mission Impossible: Fallout. Did you know that Tom Cruise broke his ankle filming? Watch Jimmy Fallon try to figure out which scene.

Sweet, terrible, delightful Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again was lacking in the soundtrack department. But there was one stellar moment that made me STAND UP. Can you guess before you listen?

And finally, Todd suggested we listen to the Deadpool 2 soundtrack because it’s worth our time. Instead of linking directly, I took out all of the explicit tracks and made a Spotify playlist of this legit lineup. Check it out!

https://open.spotify.com/user/linceeray/playlist/4aCUwcFrlbKHM5k6ugaDzS

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Happy Thursday everyone!

Before we get to the episode, I wanted to remind you that you have a few more days to buy my book Why I Hate Green Beans in digital format for only $2.99. That’s less than one of Wells’ famous margaritas. Click that link right now!

Did you do it? Great!

Now back to Paradise.

We are in the home stretch and that means things are getting ugly. People are tipsy, others are desperate, and many are switching partners like, well, like it’s a reality show about dating.

Some Guy in Austin and I break it down for you. We talk about the Kendall, Joe, Leo drama and how Eric majorly rocked Angela’s boat (not in a good way) and how Some Guy and I are afraid of MRI machines.

It all weaves together nicely. Trust me.

EPISODE NOTES:

Do you suffer from claustrophobia? This link will FREAK YOU OUT!

Who needs to learn how to throw a punch? I’ve got the YouTube video for you.

Some Guy in Austin used to write a Bachelor recap. Here’s a post that includes Cassandra from Juan Pablo’s season. Fair warning: SGIA is a saucier I am…

If you’d like to read this week’s Bachelor in Paradise recap, you can find that HERE and HERE!

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Happy Thursday everyone!

Now that school has started and you have all sorts of time (yeah right), why don’t you head over to your favorite retailer and buy my book Why I Hate Green Beans! The digital format is only $2.99. TWO DOLLARS AND NINETY NINE CENTS! That’s less than Jordan’s salt spray…

Speaking of hair, Leo is back. So is Fabio and Aquaman.

Never fear Some Guy in Austin and I explain everything on today’s podcast. Or, you can read the episode4 recap HERE and the episode 5 recap HERE.

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Happy Wednesday everyone!

It’s the episode you’ve been waiting for all week. Some Guy in Austin and I break down not one, not two but THREE Bachelor in Paradise episodes. That’s six hours of abs, crabs, glitter bombs, and a great discussion about how the Goose is a total chach.

Fair warning, we recorded this in the middle of the night and I giggle when I’m tired. I also snort laugh once or twice.

Cheers to my lovely display of femininity.

EPISODE NOTES:

Do you think this is why Crazy Eddie Chris call himself Goose?

Lots of people in Paradise think they are MFEO.

I would never turn down a Dave & Buster’s gift card. Would you?

Who wants to try the new dating app Vouch with me?

If you’d like to read this week’s Bachelorette recap, you can find that HERE!

Finally, my e-book is on sale for only $2.99!

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We made it to the finale! Can you believe it? It seems like yesterday we were shaking our fists at Arie for dumping Becca on national television. Yet here she is, no longer on a journey to find love.

Some Guy in Austin and I break down the episode, talk about road trip food for some reason, and gear up for watching nine thousand hours of Bachelor in Paradise. Join us, won’t you?

EPISODE NOTES:

Did you hear that Arie visited Becca in the Maldives? They’ve mentioned him every other episode, why not include him in person on the day she gets engaged. This makes all the sense.

You too can eat Buc-cee’s Beaver Nuggets! Simply click here!

Some people have very specific feelings about engagement rings.

Who wants to try the new dating app Vouch with me?

My friend Melanie Shankle’s devotional book for girls debuted! Check it out HERE!

And if you’d like to read this week’s Bachelorette recap, you can find that HERE!

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Happy Wednesday everyone!

It’s the Men Tell All episode on The Bachelorette and the men tell it all while wearing brightly colored jackets and pedal pushers. Some Guy in Austin and I discuss our dislike for the cropped pant trend first, then we take a sharp left turn tangent on another topic and I laugh harder than I have in a long time.

We also discuss all things Bachelor in Paradise and have a serious conversation about Jade and Tanner and Carly and Evan bringing their children to the island of misfit lovers. All I could think of was Reese Witherspoon in Sweet Home Alabama.

“You brought a baby…to Paradise.”

Here’s hoping they also brought the Germ Squirt. Slather that baby with antibacterial gel. Head to toe.

EPISODE NOTES:

Seriously. What is up with the cropped pants?

Have you seen Skyscraper? If so, did you wish the Myth Busters guys were there with you to speak to the validity of The Rock’s heroic shenanigans? Or do you prefer not to look under that particular rock?

I meandered down a rabbit hole and found this year’s Forbes article on the highest paid celebrities. Some of these names will surprise you!

My friend Melanie Shankle has a devotional book for girls coming out next week. Check it out HERE!

And if you’d like to read this week’s Bachelorette recap, you can find that HERE.

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Happy Wednesday everyone!

It’s a very important week for Bachelorette Becca. We’ve reached the forgo card dates and Becca has to make big time decisions, like who will sleep in the yurt? Who will she make cross the threshold? Who will have to eat crickets?

Clearly, we have a lot to discuss

A quick warning for those of you who may have small ears listening along with you. Although this is a family show, it is fantasy suite week. On The Bachelorette. Please know that Some Guy in Austin and I don’t get gross, but there are a lot of innuendos thrown around.

I just want you to be prepared if someone in the back seat asks why those two weirdos are laughing hysterically at the word wood.

Also, the electronic version of my book is on sale for $1.99 for the month of July! You couldn’t ask for a better deal. You only have a few days left so check it out HERE!

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Happy Wednesday everyone!

Bachelorette Becca is off to join the remaining four guys on the infamous hometown dates. All seem relatively normal, which is a bummer, but never fear. Some Guy in Austin and I discuss our favorite wackado family members of the past.

And because this is the most dramatic season ever, we argue about who goes home next week and who will be the last man standing. We even have a weigh-in from Mama. She likes the “shiny mobster boy.”

That’s Jason.

EPISODE NOTES:

Do you think tractors are sexy?

We were wondering how to plant a rose bush, because Garrett’s hole seemed like it was way too deep. Now we know!

Here’s a link to the Anchor Bar — home of the official chicken wing. I’ll never go there, but you may want to…

Note to Self: Betty Who is not P!nk.

Would you like to make a donation to Colton’s Legacy Foundation? Click HERE!

Guess who joined the cast of Bachelor in Paradise?

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Week 7 in Becca’s journey to find love takes us to the Bahamas. Some Guy in Austin and I discuss all sorts of factoids about these little islands. We make a bet that involves romphims. I giggle for way too long about the Dierks Bentley song “I Hold On.”

We even manage to talk about four somewhat stable dates and who we think Becca will ditch next week after hometowns.

And in with tradition of us forgetting things, we manage to totally botch the location of these hometown dates. For example, we think Jason will take Becca to Chicago. It’s actually Buffalo.

Chicago is where Grocery Store Joe is from. How could I mix those two up?

YOU’RE MY BOY GS JOE!

EPISODE NOTES:

Culture Trip offers eleven reasons why you should visit the Bahamas. Conch diving is one of them! Remember…chew it like gum.

Here’s a link to the model who was bitten by the shark in the Bahamas.

Have you been wondering what the Baha Men have been up to in the last eighteen years? Me too. It appears they’ve been a little too busy to update their website with national appearances on popular reality shows, but that’s okay.

Click here to listen to “I Hold On.” Some Guy in Austin likes to make fun of it. He’s ridiculous if he thinks these lyrics aren’t anything but wonderful.

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