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March 28, 2024IHGB #339 -- Bachelor Joey Finale: Daisy Me Rollin'
Y’all, the showrunners got me. I’ll hand it to ABC, the sneaky little buggers, and admit that they tricked me into looking at Joey’s Home Depot proposal pedestal for all the drama when I should have been looking at the white Chevy Tahoe! Daisy and Kelsey in the same vehicle? WHAT IS HAPPENING!?
Some Guy in Austin and I break down the finale for you and discuss all the important things, such as:
Are Joey and Kelsey really into each other or are they faking it for the cameras?
Will the golden bachelorettes follow around our new bachelorette on her journey to find love?
Did Daisy choose her After the Final Rose outfit and hair style from my sister’s prom in 1992?
Based on the maroon sequins and whimsical bang tendrils, my answer is yes.
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24 min
March 21, 2024IHGB #338 -- Bachelor Joey: The Women Tell All
Hello, everyone!
Can you believe we have finally reached Joey’s Women Tell All episode? I’ll tell you, Some Guy in Austin and I couldn’t care less what all the women said, but we did care about how Joey narrowed his roster down to two women. Let me tell you, dear listener, we have some thoughts. Such as:
Was that the sweetest little breakup you ever did see?
Should “We Need To Talk” be the name of Kelsey’s podcast after this thing goes south?
Should Some Guy in Austin treat the upcoming solar eclipse like a dry run for the apocalypse?
When watching The Notebook, who do you think deserved Allie’s hand in marriage?
And why does my podcast co-host infuriate me with such nonsensical answers like James Marsden?
Did he declare, “If you’re a bird, I’m a bird!” I think not.
EPISODE NOTES:
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35 min
March 14, 2024 IHGB #337 -- Bachelor Joey Fantasy Suites: We've Got To Talk
Hello everyone!
Don’t you just love those Golden Bachelor ladies? What a treat to have them fly all the way to Mexico to sit down and give (two of) our girls a pep talk about life, love, and other mysteries. I’m sure Susan, Sandra, and (not) Leslie thought long and hard about this delicate situation and how their words of wisdom would impact the young women sitting before them.
Susan to Rachel: “Have no fear!”
Sandra to Daisy: “Tell him what you’re feeling!”
Leslie to Kelsey: “Don’t get excited because he’s probably not going to pick you even if you think you’re a shoo-in!”
Bless all their hearts.
EPISODE NOTES:
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28 min
March 01, 2024 IHGB #336 -- Bachelor Joey Recap Episode 7: Oh Canada
Hello, everyone!
I can’t believe we are one week away from hometowns. Joey has the most eclectic group of women heading into next week, right? Some Guy in Austin and I sifted through the details of episode seven to try and figure out what was going to happen in the coming weeks. Be warned that we wander from the topic of conversation a few times, and that leads to me giggling uncontrollably. Is Some Guy in Austin that funny? Or was I so tired from insomnia from the night before?
Listen to how I respond to the phrase “Han Solo from the waist down,” and you be the judge!
EPISODE NOTES:
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38 min
February 23, 2024 IHGB #335 -- Bachelor Joey Recap Episode 6: Je M’appelle Claude
Hello, everyone!
Je m’appelle Claude and I have officially reached the nervous status of our boy Joey. Has the Bachelor ever cried this early in a season because of all the feels he’s feeling? I know I’m the one who has been recapping this show for twenty-plus seasons, but I think that the forlorn pending angst typically hits our lead right around hometowns. This is TOO EARLY!
Poor Joey has to take a beat. He’s forced to sit down on a bench in the middle of a gorgeous park somewhere in Canada and think about his future, since he’s falling for multiple women. He’s his biggest critic and is deathly afraid of someone not accepting him for who he is as a person.
Welcome to being a human, Joey. We’ve all been there!
EPISODE NOTES:
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34 min
February 16, 2024IHGB #334 -- Bachelor Joey Recap Episodes 4-5: Sausage Flying At My Face
Hello, everyone!
Well, after two nights and four hours of Bachelor Joey, I’ve finally figured out that our boy loves all women and would gladly marry anyone. In this episode, Some Guy in Austin and I try to figure out how we can help Joey navigate this journey. Should extra points be given to:
Women who can paint somewhat concentric circles
Women who paint their bodies and roll around on a canvas
Women who get zits from the stress of a two-on-one date
Women who aren’t afraid of sausages flying at their face
Poor Autumn. Here’s hoping the ABC Intern offered her a refreshing breath mint before her alone time with Joey!
EPISODE NOTES:
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Click HERE to download the Bracketology app and join our Bachelor bracket with Last Night’s Game! Our league name is “Love For The Win.”
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41 min
February 09, 2024IHGB #333 -- Bachelor Joey Recap Episode 3: Lexi's Got Talent
Hello everyone!
It’s episode 3 of The Bachelor, and Joey is already having to navigate a mean girl situation. The bad news is that the villain is extra spicy and a whole lotta clueless. The good news is that Maria was able to shut the nonsense down with one sentence.
Some Guy in Austin and I marvel at Maria’s line and discuss several other important matters, such as:
Can the art of kissing be considered a talent?
What are the odds those women ate the KFC at the pool party?
How mad was Jenn upon learning her one-on-one date was surfing and she spent all that time curling her hair?
Does confessing the fact that the women in your family are all single imply that y’all are a band of merry murderesses, and exactly what shade of red is that flag?
The answer is deep, deep crimson.
EPISODE NOTES:
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Click HERE to download the Bracketology app and join our Bachelor bracket with Last Night’s Game! Our league name is “Love For The Win.”
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49 min
February 02, 2024IHGB #332 -- Bachelor Joey Recap Episode 2: It's Not Red Velvet
Hello, everyone!
It’s a great time to be covering The Bachelor! I’ve had so many listeners, readers, and friends approach me about Joey and how they are fully on board with his season! And I couldn’t be more delighted.
Some Guy in Austin and I break the second episode down with lots of laughs and lots of questions. For example:
Is the official wardrobe of the season distressed mom jeans and neutral tops?
Did Evalin suffer a concussion when she landed on her face after jumping over that table?
Why did a bra-less Maria put on a bra and then claim to be more comfortable?
Some Guy in Austin opted out of that discussion. Understandable.
EPISODE NOTES:
Click HERE to read this week’s recap!
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Click HERE to download the Bracketology app and join our Bachelor bracket with Last Night’s Game! Our league name is “Love For The Win.”
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44 min
January 24, 2024 IHGB #331 -- Bachelor Joey Recap Episode 1: I Love That
Hello everyone!
Can you believe that we are kicking off Season 28 of The Bachelor? Gone are the days of twenty women nervously exiting a limo and giggling at their chance to find love with a stranger. Nowadays, there are so many cringy icebreakers that we have to edit it down from thirty to the top fifteen most embarrassing mishaps.
Some Guy in Austin and I discussed how many times I hid behind my couch cushion, and let me tell you, dear listener, it was a lot. There were balls, and bananas, and disappointing chemistry experiments. Not to mention the fact that one problematic girl actually waved her own red flag.
Run, Joey. RUN!
EPISODE NOTES:
Click HERE to check out my handy roster cheat sheet!
Click HERE to download the Bracketology app and join our Bachelor bracket with Last Night’s Game! Our league name is “Love For The Win.”
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45 min
January 20, 2024 IHGB #330 -- The Crown and The Lost Kitchen with Lara
Hello everyone!
I’m so happy to have my roommate Lara with me this episode to discuss the two shows we recently binged upon our return from Zambia. It was one of those situations where the show would end, we’d look at each other, and both agreed, without using words, that we were invested enough to move along to the next episode, even though it was way past our bedtime. Let me tell you: The Crown and The Lost Kitchen are worth your time.
We are committed individuals, dear listeners, and it is our job to trudge through hours of content so you don’t have to. I’ve built my podcast on this fact alone. And I will continue to devote my time to watching way more TV than normal people because I am a professional, and I love you dearly.
You, my friend, are worth it!
EPISODE NOTES:
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Click HERE to learn more about Erin French and The Lost Kitchen.
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40 min