Hello, everyone!

Well, after two nights and four hours of Bachelor Joey, I’ve finally figured out that our boy loves all women and would gladly marry anyone. In this episode, Some Guy in Austin and I try to figure out how we can help Joey navigate this journey. Should extra points be given to:

Women who can paint somewhat concentric circles

Women who paint their bodies and roll around on a canvas

Women who get zits from the stress of a two-on-one date

Women who aren’t afraid of sausages flying at their face

Poor Autumn. Here’s hoping the ABC Intern offered her a refreshing breath mint before her alone time with Joey!

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