This week, we unpack the absolute stress and humiliation that come with auditioning for musicals and film. Kayla fully expects us to book every single role we audition for and is personally offended when we don’t (because, frankly, she’s just used to winning everything). Meanwhile, Stacey has had a brutal rehearsal day that has left her deeply insecure, but somehow also accidentally became the best actor of all time. Kayla decides it’s time to grill Stacey on her exact timeline for having kids, which leads to an honest conversation about everything she's afraid of. We also answer some very sexy sisterly advice questions that probably reveal way too much about ourselves, and of course, we wrap it all up with some embarrassing confessions—including one about Kayla feeling genuinely bad for her toboggan when he’s left outside.

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Kayla has been casually dropping a wildly inappropriate saying at work without realizing how bad it is, Stacey just started a new musical and has to make out with someone on stage (and she's freaking out), and Kayla has discovered a new sushi spot—one she hasn’t been kicked out of yet. This week, we’re shaking things up with a bunch of brand-new segments (because tradition is our new thing now). We give some questionable sisterly advice to listener-submitted questions, give an update on what TV shows we’re obsessed with and invite you to watch along, and debut a new segment where we reveal the most psychotic thoughts we’ve had this week. Then, we close it all off with some unhinged confessions—and ONE of them is truly awful.

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Stacey has officially moved to London for her show, and Kayla is so flustered without her that she nearly has an asthma attack. Even though they’re in two different cities tonight, that won’t stop them from catching up and chatting up a storm. Turns out, we can still yell over each other from miles away. This episode is packed with games and hot takes:

• Five-Second Summaries – Can we guess the movie from a one-sentence description?

• Red Flag or Not? – We debate some questionable dating habits and decide what’s a dealbreaker.

• Unpopular Opinions – We decide if we agree or disagree with some spicy hot takes.

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We’re BACK, and we’re making up for missing last week with a special extra long episode. We’re naming names and putting our exes on blast (all we want is to see their babies, their new wives, and their new homes—is that too much to ask?). Meanwhile, Kayla gets in a car accident, our mom has a hospital emergency, and Cambridge turns into the Arctic with a snowstorm that makes leaving the house nearly impossible. Stacey and Mark escape to Chicago for a Valentine’s trip to see Justin Timberlake, but things take a turn when Stacey has to pee in a literal cup, and almost witnesses a full-on mom brawl at the concert. Oh, and we might have just discovered the most powerful thing ChatGPT can do (Kayla is freaking out).

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Today we have a special co-host—Kayla’s 12-year-old son, Munro! (Can you believe he’s 12?!). We thought we were going to have a normal episode, but of course, we couldn’t resist putting Munro in the hot seat and turning it into a full-on interview We dive into Munro’s crippling fear of—wait for it—dinosaurs and swear words (yes, still). Then we put him to the test with questions that only women and adults would know the answers to, just to see how much wisdom he’s gathered in his 12 years. Finally, we debate who we think are the most famous people in the world of acting, singing, and sports. Do you agree with our picks? Tune in and let us know!

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Kayla is off at a hockey tournament in the USA, while Stacey is soaking up the sun in the Caribbean again—this time with our special guest, OUR MOM!! Stacey puts her the hot seat, asking the ultimate sibling showdown questions: Who’s smarter? Who’s funnier? And who does mom feel closer to? Things get real as mom opens up about the overwhelming generosity she’s felt after receiving donations through her GoFundMe fundraiser. Then, the mood shifts as mom spills not one, but two stories involving male strippers. 

PS Stacey has some exciting news: she’s released her first single from her upcoming album! Check out her brand new video for “Ode To Busta”—she’d love for you to listen and watch here!

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Today, the sisters are on a mission to win a contest to create the intro song for The Toast—but can they beat the stiff competition? When Kayla opens up about her love for a certain type of “dominant” character in movies, Stacey jumps at the chance to call her out for her very specific taste. Meanwhile, Stacey spills all the juicy details about her first-ever first-class flight, and recounts the drama of being scolded by an old lady for being “too loud.” Stacey also shares her heart-stopping encounter with a real-life tarantula on the beautiful island of Antigua, and the joy of rekindling a friendship from seven years ago.

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While Stacey is off living her best life in the Caribbean, your favourite guest—and Stacey’s husband—Mark steps in to fill her shoes! Mark and Kayla dive into some one-on-one time, and things get interesting. Is there an awkward secret between them? 🤔 Kayla confirms that Mark is, in fact, a trivia master, and the duo takes full advantage of Stacey’s absence to poke fun at her. Mark also drops a confession, shares what he loves most (and least) about Kayla, and proves that sometimes two is company, and three is… Stacey. It’s a hilariously honest episode you won’t want to miss! 

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In this episode, we take a hilarious and heartfelt trip down memory lane, recapping everything we did in 2024. From going on a honeymoon, to performing in front of thousands of people, to holding a monkey, getting lip filler, and even going on a sex cruise—the memories get crazier as the list goes on! Then, we dive into our goals for 2025. Kayla’s is simple (and totally doable), but she’s convinced Stacey’s might be a little… out of reach. Tune in for laughs, life lessons, and a peek into what’s next for us in the new year! 

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year… and we’re bringing the holiday chaos! In this festive episode, we belt out some of our favourite Christmas songs—the ones you can only hear on the podcast once a year. Then, it’s time for the ultimate Christmas draft! Think sports draft, but way jollier: we pick our top choices for Christmas songs, movies, and food, and the debate gets heated when Kayla realizes the stakes are higher than expected (yes, people are voting). Meanwhile, Stacey surprises Mark with a genuinely sweet compliment for once, and we go on a mini-rant about how nothing ruins the holiday spirit faster than a burnt tongue.

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