Things take a turn on the cruise ship when the director tells Stacey she was being “unprofessional,” and to top it off, a guest calls her FAT. Yes, really. Stacey and Kayla head to a movie… but not just any movie. They finally see the movie “Dangerous Animals”: a horror film about a serial killer who feeds his victims to sharks. It was every bit as terrifying as it sounds. Meanwhile, Kayla tells the insane story of Chris crashing his police car — not because of bad driving, but because of a hit and run by actual criminals on the run. And finally, we close out the episode with a brand-new game that sounded like a great idea… until we tried it and completely embarrassed ourselves.

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Stacey thinks she’s a solo-traveling boss lady — jetting from Alaska to the Bahamas — but deep down she’s just craving someone to talk to (and luckily, cruise strangers love chatting). Meanwhile, Kayla gives Leo a haircut so tragic, he’s too ashamed to show his face at school. It’s Pride Month (WOO HOO!) and tensions are high: Kayla nearly loses her job over some anti-Pride drama at school, and Nanny is convinced there’s a full-blown lesbian scandal going down in her apartment building.

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This week, Stacey’s flying solo — and she’s not just here to talk, she’s here to WIN. With her sister Kayla out for the week, Stacey is competing for the title of Best Solo Episode… and she’s not messing around. Stacey spills three of the craziest stories of her life: An unexpected love triangle with her college best friend, the time she literally saved a man from jumping in front of a subway, and the day her substitute teacher ended up in a very inappropriate situation… on her dad’s couch.

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Stacey is feeling hungover—but not from booze. From emotions. After closing one of the most magical chapters of her life, she says goodbye to “Waitress” and the cast that became her best friends (and yes, she cried). Oh, and big news: Kayla’s husband Chris is officially a police officer as of today—but Kayla isn’t convinced he’s ready for the streets just yet. We dive into important topics like… opossums, inventor of colours, and whether or not robots are coming to destroy us all. It’s a rollercoaster, per usual.

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Today’s guest is none other than Stacey’s show bestie — the hilarious and insanely talented Scott Beaudin! Scott is a triple threat performer who started his career as a child actor, starring in commercials and cartoons you definitely remember. From kids’ TV to major roles in film, TV, and theatre, he’s done it all. But what blew our minds? Scott has a secret side job that had us SHOOK. He’s one of the actors who trains real-life police officers for high-intensity scenarios — playing everything from distressed civilians to undercover informants. Naturally, we ask every nosy question we’ve ever had about that. PLUS: One of Stacey’s favourite stories of all time, a confession that is technically a felony, and all the behind-the-scenes chaos of having to KISS Stacey on stage. 

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Kayla tackles a full solo episode, and against all of Stacey’s expectations, it’s hilarious. She gives us the latest super-stressful hockey updates, but finds unexpected emotional support from a random parrot at the arena who literally speaks to her. Left to handle all the segments alone, Kayla spirals into an existential crisis, gets emotional about how fast her kids are growing up, and dishes out some possibly questionable solo advice. She even invents a brand new solo game to play! #Loser

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Stacey hits the stage at a country music gig, and while Kayla was ready to fake a smile and suffer in silence… she ended up having the time of her life and didn’t see it coming. Then we dive into the dilemma of Stacey trying to tell people she doesn’t drink alcohol, but somehow everyone just assumes she’s already hammered based on her personality alone. We also talk about why you should NEVER buy a French Bulldog (even though Stacey is deeply in love with hers), and Stacey teaches Kayla what being a feminist actually means — surprise: she’s already been one this whole time.

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This episode has everything: dancing, trauma, betrayal… and a stripper pole. Stacey rallies a whole crew for a wild night out that somehow ends up at a stranger's house, while Kayla ditches her for a family movie night and is driven to rage by the audience during The Minecraft Movie. We also stroll down memory lane with some of our all-time favourite films, Kayla shares her latest bug-related horror stories, and Stacey is convinced she was nearly taken out by a sniper. (Yes. A real one.)

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Leo basically flushes money down the toilet at an NHL game, the jumbotron moment is a total disaster, and somehow it ends up being both the best and worst day ever. Meanwhile, Stacey finds herself making out with yet another stranger, and a series of chaotic events force her cast mates to band together and embody the ultimate theatre mantra: the show must go on. We’ve also got a brand new favourite TV show, and we spiral over how different our lives might have been if we had just tied our shoes a little faster.

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You’re absolutely going to fall in love with these two guests. We are joined by Stacey’s high school bestie Meredith, who came out to Stacey as gay in 2007 (making Stacey the very first person she ever told). Now, Meredith and her incredible wife Cagla open up about their journey together — from hilarious stories and tough experiences, to navigating bullying and finally stepping into their true, authentic selves. We get into queer identity, breast reductions, the power of community, and so many laugh-out-loud moments. HAPPY TRANS DAY OF VISIBILITY!!! 🏳️‍⚧️🌈💖 

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