Well, it’s episode two, and Michelle is already crying, debating whether she should have hopped on this particular train wreck to find love, and I’m not happy about it. There’s some weird protective instinct I have when it comes to her, and I’m slowly beginning not to trust any of her cast. 

Some Guy in Austin and I dig through the roster to see who is a Chach and who may be worthy of Michelle’s time. 

Pizza Peter? DEFINITE Chach.

Rick? Potential Chach.

Jamie? Nice Guy turned Chach.

Anyone named Chris: Definite Chach.

At some point, we realize it’s easier to name the ones who aren’t complete jackwagons. Can you guess our number one and our number two guys? 

Obviously, Mr. Basketball and Mr. Tall Man are the ones to beat. 

Sorry, Rodney. You’re my boy, Granny Smith!

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