We are here and so is September. Is September Fall? It’s hard to know that. We discuss our reasonings. This weekend brought us hopes of a fallen patriarch, but today we were let down. Michaela thought Trump was dead for a full day while camping because of a singular text from Ellie, Sydney Sweeney is dating Scooter Braun, and Sabrina Carpenter released a new album! Plus, the girls list a lot of things that are weather-related and football-related.

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