It's All My Fault

Back at the homestead (and appropriately energized therein)... well wtf do you think I did?

• And no, not that.
• I hit record
  • and vomitburped this phlegm monster out.

Whether or not you should peek in is really a better question for science to deal with than me, myself and Jim Carrey.

• But since he's not here right now, I'll take a stab at an answer for ya: HFNo!
• CaPiScE?

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• Episode 51 of 53

I guess, now, I've got the last of my bucket list completed what with my latest adventuring landing me here dead centered in my parents' literal basement.

Which if we're being fair is way nicer than anything my house offers up these days - I mean WAY nicer.

Having nothing better to do than wait for my head to potentially return to discarded cantaloupe state again... I've now relocated to my parents' living room which is WAAAY nicer than the basement, and the upstairs has dogs running about so... is this what all the fuss is about?

• Dudes don't want their own trash can to call home when this is the alternative living situation?
  • And internet situation?
    • How WAAAAAAAAAAY nicer everything is?

Even this banana ffs!!

• Whatabanana!!!! I'm tellin' ya!!!!!!

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• Episode 50 of 53

Nothing do I undertake with a brainful of minimal anticipation/maximal distraction like I do flop-flipping cliches... especially the ones that make no sense to begin with.

As such, let's get this show on the road and unpack how much proof we've got in our monkey wrench pudding by getting some bootstraps to pull it all up this hill both ways with - and in so doing... AND if we are real lucky - LIKE DISNEY LUCKY... well then by Pete's Dragon's 3rd reboot, this, THIS, the 420th episode of It's All My Fault might end up being the least coherent of them all!

AMIRITE?

• Yes.
• I.
• Am.

Now, where'd I leave my dab tool... ???

... wasn't I eating peanut butter with it?

• Earlier?
• Maybe. maybe... ???

Oh golldarneyblushme... why'd I go and get so high for this one..?

Or was the error not getting high enough???

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• Episode 49 of 53

I originally intended to throw a 3rd "thought-train-wreck" onto this pile of hot-branded nonsense... somehow triangulate a point of closure for it all.

But that was 6 hours ago.

• And now?

Well, I have no idea why I thought I could pull off that feat of victory, triumphantly... while driving a dark green Triumph through the English countryside...

NoNe - At - AlL.

• Maybe you'll envision a C platform between A & B here... probably not.

Per my usual take on the world these two segments are like throwing a handful of peanuts into a mouth filled with gum.

• Amirite Mr. Homer Simpson?

Yes... I am very much right on this one.

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• Episode 48 of 53

When you live the life I do...

• #$%(* happens
• and it happens all the time.

1. But you deal with it.

• Until you can't.
  • And then you die.

Well... at least for one more day you do that...

• if you're me.

And who's still here on "the following day...?

1. No.
2. Very much no.

This time I do not mean my cat Frankie.

• Except that I do....
  • watewut?

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• Episode 47 of 53

My puffy face persists.

As such, here are my final thoughts before I head into the local indigent hospital where I am at risk of discovering that I do in fact have a brain tumor. Good times indeed.

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• Episode 46 of 53

I'm so out of it in this one that I actually should have called in sick another day.

• Honestly, I don't even know what's in here...
  • I'm that sick

My head has been swelled up to the size of a basketball for multiple days so that may have something to do with it.

• Probably not.

But.

• May.
  • Be.

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• Episode 45 of 53

Let me start with an apology because quite a bit of weed chatter finds its way into this one because, duh, I re-upped this morning. And being HaF at the moment, well let's just say that chatter may have very little real matter.

Even so, I have received a full dose of raven attention throughout the day's processes thus far so I've felt good about that.

And judging by how high I now am, will be feeling even better as the day proceeds.

• May the same mindset find its way to you!

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• Episode 44 of 53

The feminist in me was headed toward retirement... although the fact that it's happening early like this - that part I hadn't foreseen.

But when women:

• are the new men

and men

• are the new boy-toyz,

well that flip-flop has my attention focused directly where it should be...

• on my pussy cat.

Meow.

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• Episode 43 of 53

This one might deserve the label:

• "allovertheplacey"
• I could see that.

But to be fair:

• I mostly stay on track
• it's just that the track
• is rather circuitous
• which by now
• you should know
• is a feature
• not a bug.

But we should all know a lot of things by now... things which we don't - ME INCLUDED - so no hypocrisy intended. But in response to said realization:

• off on an adventurous day of knowledge gathering go I.
• Or...
• I might eat some mushroom chocolates...
• which I suppose changes nothing
• so why am I bringing magic mushrooms up?

Oh right... no reason necessary on that particular subject matter.

Bon

Voyage

Mon

Ami!

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• Episode 42 of 53