It's All My Fault

Here we are at the most important episode in the triple digit line up.

• Episode 432 of It's All My Fault

The fact that it's also the 8th episode in the 9th season -

• well the universe do work in mysterious ways don't she?
• Yes, she does.

But some of that mystery is of the "unknowable kind" - until you know it.

That's about the easiest way I can think of to sum up what this recording tries to express. Given how long I waited to go here, express myself I did.

What you get out of that expression is something only the universe can know.

• Well, and you of course.
• You count here too!

NëiNsensiCaL

• Episode 8 of 53

I definitely spend more time on Courtney Love in this one than I intended including admitting twice that I'm developing interest.

• Ugh. Ugh. Blech Ugh. Blech. Gross.

I then dialogue at the CIA for a while

• which is never in my best interest.

But like slapping your face with a big old cold piece of ham...

• my final destination is a conversation to the cuckolds of the universe.

If that sounds like a good way to spend an hour - go for it.

And then think hard about what it is you're doing with your life.

NëiNsensiCaL

• Episode 7 of 53

How you gonna be?

• I say to thee...
  • unabashedly!

Not that I'm prying into your future plans...

• no ma'amsiree.

Here at the '12 dabs of Christmas' celebration recording I am just concerned enough about your welfare that I decide to indulge in 24 different marijuana strain concentrate dabs - during the recording ...to find my center. - if you will.

• Locate it successfully you ask?

Um... hard to say.

• Maybe you should listen in and decide.

But probably not.

So...

... now...

how you gonna be?

NëiNsensiCaL

• Episode 6 of 53

With my Broncos malaise having entered its season ending bloom, I figure it's time to take myself to task for being a dropper of trains of thought like Russell Wilson is a dropper of footballs.

Is that previous sentence even remotely proper grammar - is this one?

• I seriously doubt it.

Anyhow, back to what I was talking about - golf.

• I do love playing me some golf.
• I even like kicking a little ass at the miniature golf courses so as to get my free game by putting my balls right into that clown's mouth. Booyah!

Oh yeah - GO LIONS!

NëiNsensiCaL

• Episode 5 of 53

Embarrassingly enough... after thumbing through the 296 songs I currently keep on my permanent phone, well I was able to come up with 19 guilty pleasure songs among the 296.

1. While I admit that some of my choices are borderline inclusions...
2. most are clearly the type of song
3. that admitting is on your phone
4. can end the relationship you're currently enjoying.

Therefore, as a lifelong single white male, I say to hell with any of those concerns and, with more pride than is warranted, set forth my guiltiest pleasures loudly and proudly.

You should now go dance to each and every one of them.

• After all, that's what I'll be doing...

NëiNsensiCaL

• Episode 4 of 53

I get a little rambly-bambly in this one so warn you have I now.

Even so, I wander into a few rose bushes among the other tosses through the briar patch.

But what's a b'rer rabbit like myself supposed to do when Disney claims the story telling I'm surrounded by is too racist for the 21st century?

• Do you know Uncle Remus?
  • Uncle Remus?
    • Where'd you go off to now Uncle Remus?
      • I thought you were here just a second ago and now darned it if I can't locate you anywhere.

Well into the briar patch go I...

• as should you!

NëiNsensiCaL

• Episode 3 of 53

I really didn't mean to crawl out on as many skinny little branches on the crazy tree as I did yesterday...

So in today's recording I stay much closer to the crazy tree's trunk. In fact a crazy-tree-hugger might you call me after this one gets a listen - another reason a advise you stop now and not take it that far.

• Why?
  • No idea.

I guess... because it's better than being called an a-hole... which is the waaaay more likely reaction you'll have after listening to this recording than wanting to give me a hug.

• Waaaaay more.

Ha.

• Hugs...

So last century...

• amirite?

NëiNsensiCaL

• Episode 2 of 53

Another day another dollar I'm not making...

• since I'm currently under/unemployed...
  • in that I have no job to attend anytime soon...
    • and that stress is beginning to show itself on the horizon...
      • so I suppose getting on that job void sooner rather than later would be prudent.

Which is why I did nothing of the kind yesterday/last night.

In fact I took a big ol' dose of mushroom chocolates in hopes of stumbling on to that road to personal enlightenment... yep ... that I did.

And as you might have already guessed...

• nothing but nëinsense was to follow...

So it goes... eh KV?

NëiNsensiCaL

• Episode 1 of 53

Bringing these forcibly self-imposed seasonal structures to a close is never easy for me and I prove that all over again as I try and wrap up season 8 of It's All My Fault with the 53rd and final installment of octopical:

12.12.23

Part of me probably deserves this. NOT all of me!!! But, part of me.

• I feel that bit of stumble-statement is damn close to the tied-up/taped-over/spliced-together ribbon bow adornment you'll find I used/assembled/cheaped-out-on-buying-an-actual-bow-to-wrap-your-present bit of fluff for this year so adding/running on here in this final blurb is just turning any possibility of an A- into a B at absolute best...

Overdoing it to my own detriment???

• Who me??
• The guy doing dabs with only a sweet watermelon soda for throat relief?

Never heard of such a thing.

• But damn if that watermelon soda ain't hittin' the spot!

octopical

• Episode 53 of 53

Am I suffering an indica hangover from my overconsumption of edibles yesterday?

It sure could be the case given the cantankerous John that shows up for this re.cording

I mean I do have my reasons and all

• - but they're pretty, pretty, pretty lame if I get right down to it.

But then whenever does one have a good reason to just abandon ship mid-mission?

• I don't really know how to answer that question but I have a feeling my bar here is set very, very low here...

octopical

• Episode 52 of 53