It's All My Fault

Finally! AMiRite?

• OhYesiAm.

Not that things didn't happen exactly when they were supposed to - I get all that and don't want to seem unclear about how life's meandering meanings are built from within.

• But, to say I've been hotly anticipating this one is truly the understatement of the year.

And it's been one surreal year.

AMiRite?

• OhYesiAm.

So it is with the untethered zest of someone who should watch out for all the overtalking they did in this recording that I welcome you to hear from the only person I know on this planet willing to call me her friend.

As allies go, this one's a rising sun.

AMiRite?

• OhYesiAm.
• Oh. Yes. I. Am.

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• Episode 25 of 53

All right, awl right, all write.

• (No coypright infringement intended, even if implied).

Hello universe!

How are we doing?

• Outstandingly?

Booyah.

It must be the weather.

• Fall is so awesome.

I all but forget about October's grandeur, its spectacle of transitions through the pallette of Earth tones we're all treated to once a year...

• until it's here.

Like right now. Again.

Booyah.

• And let's not forget to wish everyone a happy 501!
• Me included!!

In celebration of starting a new half-millenium here at It's All My Fault, I'm going to go find a pair of old Levi's 501 jeans that, even though I still love enough to wear, should have been turned into shorts a long time ago.

• And go agead and just get that done.

Because 85 degrees on October 5 is about as good as life gets!

• And OBVIOUSLY that kind of harmony demands a new pair of shorts!

Boo.

• Yah.

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• Episode 24 of 53

I must admit the persistence of my absence was a bit disconcerting ...toward the end.

For I was convinced that a recording would emerge as the "by default" choice to rise to the lofty perch of episode 500 of this project I've dubbed It's All My Fault. At least mostly convinced... mostly.

1. And obviously that took a while.
2. Seriously. A while...

At least a helluva lot longer than I would have guessed.

• But I've never been good with the time.
• As everyone
• Every
• One
• Who knows me will attest.

That my faith paid off here helps explain all my failed attempts at forcing episode 500. Waaay too much to get into now, but don't worry... do not you worry... worrynotyoudo.... k?

Because, as it turns out, it was going to take as long as it took to arrive at this point of the simulation.

Can't rush destiny amirite? Fukcyesiam.

So so so much more to say, but I'll save it for episode 501 while avoiding the onslaught of Levi's puns my brain keeps cycling through.

As always, I appreciate you all.

But in this one, I have an extra scoop of appreciation for:

1. Emmo the Bemmo

My one and only little sister.

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• Episode 23 of 53

Chop suey again? Is this really the new routine?

1. Um... maybe?
2. I mean it has been a while.
3. Not that you care.
4. We're both aware that you have innumerable better things you could be doing with your life instead of listening to me butcher the english language while losing my train of thought in a conversation I'm having only with myself.
5. Repeatedly.

Don't you?

1. Of course you do.
2. Which has me curious
3. What are you doing finishing this?
4. ???

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• Episode 22 of 53

Hello universe.

• Happy day-after-Bastille-day.

I hope this finds you well. In fact I hope this finds you exuberant about the upside of manifesting into the human experience.

• Because if you're not already in that space, I cannot see this recording moving you into that space.

I feel like I should let you know that before we get too far into things and I start sleeping with your sister.

Ya know?

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• Episode 21 of 53

I'm still so spent from my birthday fortnight, not to mention the 6-pack that just ended yesterday... wow what a life I'm having.

Anyhow, given how blown away living in the moment has been, I hope you can forgive me for not being composed enough to attach something useful here. What else is new?

• Amirite?

As always, you have much better things to be doing with your life than listening to me.

• So get on with it.

Right?

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• Episode 20 of 53

This one felt a lot like the lull before the episode 500 storm.

Just call me Edmonton - not quite up to the challenge but more than willing to make it look closer than it really was.

Or... or call me Florida.

No wait.

Never call me Florida.

• Ever.

Please.

• I beg of you.

Edmonton sure.

But Florida?

• Never.

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• Episode 19 of 53

Blah blah blah.

Enough already about the comic book universe am I write Wolvie?

• Okay.

Yeah you are.

• But at the same time.

A little framing to help make that stupidity sensible wouldn't be the worst thing you've done lately so... let's just say if that's what you're up to here, we might just have to give it a listen.

Or not.

• I mean not, as always, NOT remains the better option.

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• Episode 18 of 53

Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Emily!

Tis the day ye came to life herea all those years back in history!

If I wered to take this one more verse I'd for surely say.

That this day is one I hope meets all your dreams in every way.

• Happy Birthday Little Sis!

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• Episode 17 of 53

Alright alright right on.

I agree.

After all the time I took away from corporate american life, I owe you the story of what roped me back in.

• So, here you go.

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• Episode 16 of 53