Making it tremble on command? I'm not sure I like the sound of that. But I'm a guy so of course I find that intimidating.

However we are not here to get bogged down in a discussion about men and their uncertainties when another season opener for the recording project "It's All My Fault" has just dropped:

• Season 10 - TensHUnsRye.ziNg
• Epsiode 1 - But it's March 29th. There's your clue.

Of course that's as far as our promotional efforts will go. Ten seasons into this thing we still know there are 923 things you could be doing right now that are better life experiences than listening to this.

But if you were going to queue up the Garner/Affleck Daredevil movie for the 5th time then go ahead and listen to this.

• Only if you're tempted.

I know it isn't any worse than enduring "blind" Bennifer for over an hour.

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• Episode 1 of 53

Recording the season finale of NëiNsensiCaL felt like a tragedy that lost its comedy for all but 13-ish of the minutes.

If I had to guess the other 94 minutes aren't all tragedy but the funny parts will be hard to find. It feels like I did a lot of wandering down alleys of immediate regret.

• How life does.

Listen to me. How life does.

The truth is that I really have no idea how bad it got in there since I'm posting the recording without reviewing any of it. Putting the QED on my 9th season of the recording project I call "It's All My Fault" feels too good to ruin it in a review session.

Who cares what I said in there... at this point?

After all...

• I just dropped my 477th installment of me many selves talking to my otherself about me, myself, Irene and any other selves with nothing better to do...
• ... so ... wow.
• Just.
• Wow.

That's over 300 hours now of my "borderline personality" on display with all the accompanying antisocial behavior it invites. With all that available for the universe to judge me by, well, I'm starting to think I might just be a little overexposed here...

• C'est la vie!

In fact...

• ... get your motor revvin'!
• Amirite?
• Of course I am.
• Now where did I put the car keys... ??

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• Episode 53 of 53

This recording is NëiNsensiCaL's 52nd installment. You now have the full deck of cards.

Which means the next episode, #53, adds the joker to the deck while officially closing down the 9th season of my personal vanity project/confession/podcast project: "It's All My Fault".

As such, I want to point out that if ever there were an episode to avoid entirely it's this one.

• It's almost 82 minutes long so there's that.

But even more than the amount of vacuous time this recording is perched to inject into your current reality, I say the actual reason to stay away from this recording is obvious.

• Human nature.
• This episode is simply "set up to fail".
• Think about it.

If I had anything "supersweet" or maybe even something "superdupersweet" in the pipeline of creativity would I pull that out now in the penultimate episode known as #52? Why would I? Why wouldn't I save that superdupersweetness for the actual season finale?

• Prematurely exacerbating all over you now?
• When I can still pull off an explosive finish?
• That leaves everyone reaching for kleenex and a smoke?

I wouldn't.

Ergo, don't expect any kleenex clean up moments out of this one. I barely drag my ass across the finish line if I'm being honest.

• But as always don't wait for me to get my isht together.
• Smoke 'em if you got'em.
• As always...

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• Episode 52 of 53

It certainly took a while to get my point across in this one.

• Like 27 hours if you work it all out.
• I think.

Maybe that's just how distracted my efforts have been since my melancholy manhole mishap threw me for a "clean burps" loop.

Or maybe it's indicative of how little substantive contribution I'm making now.

• Without 27 hours to percolate...
• my cup very much not runneth over.

Or.

It could be I'm just as full of it as always.

Yeah.

• I'm guessing it's a lot like that!

Now how you gonna be?

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• Episode 51 of 53

So getting a bit "crunchy" with my time means I kind of cut this one off short.

• I know I know I know - there's no time for that with the 8 days of VACA I'm just now rolling in from - I agree this is a bush-league maneuver.

But still - timecrunches in this linear sh!tstorm are real.

• Can't live with that much denial.

So if you want to know what can cause me, the chronic-talker-to-myselfer-of-epic-proportions to StFU for a little over a week - well here's your chance.

Otherwise go watch some NCAA basketball or something - ya know?

• There's gotta be something better you could be doing with your time than this.
• Right?

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• Episode 50 of 53

I used most of the last recording to complain about the human condition we're collectively accepting here on Earth867-5309.

The one that has our humanity so unfulfilled right now.

And then, like a jerk, I offered nothing in the way of solutions that might help offset this situation.

So today, I try and make up for my faux pas with {drumroll please} -

• Government By Lottery!
• Seriously!
• Now how you gonna be?

Madam President?

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• Episode 49 of 53

In the version of english I use to attempt communication with others, the one that today is spoken in the nation currently labeled the United States of America in the spacetime moment that is the "year after the year" Love Was Left on the Cutting Room Floor - in that specific version of reality - I really think the collective nailed it on one word:

1. flaw(s)(ed)
2. and maybe one phrase: "run-on sentences".

I'll even go so far as to include FLAW as an example of onomatopoeia but completely understand if you feel less "buzz" in your assessment.

1. But,
2. You know me.

Pushing the boundaries of language possibilities to the point of blundering right through agreed upon structural norms is kind of my thing to do... right Ms. Palin?

Or is that Governor Palin? I get confused when people quit their civic duties what we call them subsequently.

1. SarSar?
2. CareBear?
3. Ex-Governor SarBear?
4. Tina Fey?

Flaws.

We all got 'em. Don't we?

1. Okay, maybe not Lara Logan.
2. But the rest of us...
3. ???

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• Episode 48 of 53

It's "Saturday Date Night" universe so should we pick up Thai or go out for Italian? Or did you want to grab something to cook together?

I'm sorry I didn't hear you... come again.

• You're what now? You have a what now?

You say you have a headache?

• Really... ? A headache?

That's almost believable given the insanity I'm putting myself through lately...

But come on universe - you don't even have a head.

• Do you?

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• Episode 47 of 53

My content delivery method can, correctly I might add, be criticized as long-winded and distracted.

• As well as desperately in need of an editor.

These are AMONG the many other criticisms that might legitimately be expressed of me, my presentation, my technical challenges and my general purpose communicating herein. I know any audience willing to engage with me - the unplugged, unfilitered, uncouth me - has to put up with more than their fair share of letting "me be me".

• I do ask a lot sometimes.
• I'm aware.

It's why I might even agree with the identified disappointment you're expressing.

• Even if I'm unlikely to do anything about it.

Many 21st century content sources would never put you through the insufferable experiences that I demand of you constantly.

• I do ask a lot sometimes.
• I'm aware.

In a way, this episode's topic d'jour attempts to address several of these potential criticisms that might be levied against me at some point. I even discuss why I'm open to admitting your critique's validity while simultaneously doing nothing about it.

• Nothing whatsoever?

Yeah. Mostly.

• I do ask a lot sometimes.
• I'm aware.

Unless explaining my actions in detail - the kind of detail that is longer than most movies - counts as doing something about it.

• I do ask a lot sometimes.
• I'm aware.

And do not think the "almost 2 hours of metalkytalkytime " is going to settle anything.

It is very much not going to do that.

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• Episode 45 of 53

I would qualify this recording as a "sidebar" effort, if such a category existed, in this project.

• And given that all parameters contained herein are totally mine to arbitrarily design, well...

- Welcome to the Sidebar Part of the Show -

• Where topic matter is more reactive than proactive... as sidebars are known to be!

If you enjoy yourself a USA Today in locations other than airports...

1. well this
2. may very well be
3. the episode
4. you have
5. been waiting for!

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• Episode 45 of 53