It's All My Fault

Being out of weed, officially, makes the recent gaps in my recording output more understandable. I hope. Plus I've been out getting to know my neighbors and enjoying the hell out of the process.

• Even so...

that doesn't keep me from taking the stupid people to task in this one...

• over and over again.

As I'm known to do, I bring a solution to the table that might help remove some of that fog of stupidity currently descending on the United States of America.

• But of course...

that would require my fellow Americans actually doing something...

• and the chances of that are slim my friend.

Very slim indeed.

TensHUnsRye.ziNg

• Episode 15 of 53

I admit, in a life lived as stress free as the one I'm currently layin' down, I often have the self-realization just how damn lucky I am. Especially as an American.

1. Who is totally broke.
2. And currently jobless.

And yet... when it comes to saving the soul of humanity... well there, at least, I'm making progress.

1. However finding a job would still be sweet.
2. SUPERSWEET even.

Wait. Whoa whoa waitup.

Nah... I didn't mean that.

1. It's only gonna be sweet.

Sorry for getting overly enthusiastic about working in America.

Totally my bad on that one.

1. Totally my bad.

TensHUnsRye.ziNg

• Episode 14 of 53

At times I find myself wandering without purpose on these recordings.

• I'm certain you agree.

Unexpectedly, this one felt rather on point.

• For the most part.

Having not listened to it I feel rather "out-on-a-limby" here, but toot my own horn I will... if only to suffer the consequences later.

If that's the game we're playing,

I'm in.

• Where do I sign?

TensHUnsRye.ziNg

• Episode 13 of 53

If you and I were just sittin' around chit-chattin' about not much and the direction of our dialogue detoured into considerations like what are some of the least respectful ways you can imagine closing out a recording... well I think the top of my list might land squarely where the end of this recording finds itself.

I really wish I'd have been paying attention in real time on this point of sharing too much...

But nope.

Not even a little bit.

1. Not even
2. a
3. little bit.

TensHUnsRye.ziNg

• Episode 12 of 53

You say hiatus,

• I say who ate this?

Whichever trip through time you're currently flowing within, I beg you to maintain course. Full steam ahead, as it were. Forward march. Myopia preferred.

Because any diversion into this realm, the absurd cartoon universe that I reside within - well, you'll be disappointed. Yep. Dis.sed.

You've been warned.

• At least now you have. I think

at least.

If warning you was trying to convince you that whatever you were doing before you ended up here should just maintain. It would be a much better use of your time than engaging with the gnome infested gray matter coagulating this elongated skull.

Capisce?

Si.

• Carrie Onn Thien.

TensHUnsRye.ziNg

• Episode 11 of 53

If ever there were an episode that exposed just how unnecessary this intro blurb is...

TensHUnsRye.ziNg

• Episode 10 of 53

Once again, I offer proof that nobody can derail their own train better than I can...

...

and that proof is this recording.

In fact, so honed are my skills in this regard that I can even do so from within my dream state. On another planet. Entirely from another life lived. One filled with bliss and harmony and self-love and grace...

So definitely not this one.

• Amirite Israel?

And exactly like the Chad incident a few recordings previously, in this context, I am addressing Israel the nation, not Israel the dude. Always good to communicate clearly what our intentions toward another are rather than what they might be misinterpreted as representing if not clearly stated...

• Amirite Israel?

TensHUnsRye.ziNg

• Episode 9 of 53

Hey Hey Hey Universe.

You've caught me a bit offguard here. Excuse my mess. I'm celebrating mother's day this year the only way available - by making it all about me.

• And a little tiny bit about my mom.

To be fair, my mom up and ran to the Caribbean with my sister at 430 MST this morning so making today all about her seems a little out of place.

1. How would that even work?
2. Zoom call drinks & dinner?
3. Well if you're thinking...
4. "yeah... that probably wouldn't be worth doing after traveling all day like they did..." well...
5. You're in exactly the mindset I want you in.
6. You will "by default" skip out on this recording.
7. Like you were hypnotized.
8. And became a chicken.

Because let me tell you something mister buddy boy and miss goodie girl, this recording, this one right here now, this is the worst one yet.

So low is the bar set by this performance that I could even see it breaking us up. Forever.

Or at least put us on a long overdue break from each other - so that we can think about why we even need a Mother's Day holiday to celebrate.

Having already taken 100+ minutes to meander through that thistle patch I can relay to you that excursion got me nowhere.

• Nada.
• Zippo.
• Clue.
• Less.

Even now, after bulleting out that list I still have no clue why Mother's Day got invented - it doesn't make sense. We all love mom every day. It's a given. It's never a token gesture. Okay... it's rarely a token gesture. We all have our days.

Unless, you unpause and consider the 113 million greeting cards we Americans exchange in recognition of this cockamamie non-holiday made up event occasion that comes around every second Sunday in May.

• May.
• Be.
• That had something to do with it.

Amirite Hallmark?

1. Hell
2. Yes
3. I
4. Am.
5. Hell yes I am.

TensHUnsRye.ziNg

• Episode 8 of 53

This frankenstein monster ends my threepeat - my most recent episodic trilogy - the George Lucas way, with more regret than one knows what to do with.

To which I say:

• Whatevz.
• Already forgotten about.

As if anywhere at all I have limited regrets in life? Come on.

• Seriously - come on!

Let's get going here.

We're only living with regrets because collectively we've decided we're okay with it. Well I say to that:

• No more.
• No more of this mediocrity among us.

Or at least I say that applies after this one. Because if mediocrity ever wanted a 21st century definition update? I believe this recording might sit as exhibit A.

Now, is that enough to convince you to go watch Anatomy of a Fall?

• I certainly hope so.

I really do.

TensHUnsRye.ziNg

• Episode 7 of 53

Finally!

After many attempts to drill down on money and its emergence as a crucial component of civilized society - here, in this recording, I finally stay on point.

• Come to any conclusions???
• Well, yes.
• Sort of.
• Oh I don't really know.
• Maybe you should decide.
• MAYBE.

Probably not though.

Again, it is very much up to you.

• As it always has been.
• As it always will be.

TensHUnsRye.ziNg

• Episode 6 of 53