Plus: Wesley Fofana gets 47 points on his licence and the Spurs star held at gunpoint by his agent.

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Links from the pod:

Wesley Fofana speeding: https://x.com/search?q=fofana%20driving&src=typed_query

Zenit midfielder attempted kidnapping: https://x.com/Buckarobanza/status/1982730247402586248 

Divas del futbol: https://www.instagram.com/divasdelfutboloficial/ 

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