We're all living paycheck to paycheck.  Legal cocaine, what? Put the cheez balls away!

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We discovered what a Wawa is, and we've latched on.  Gayle is a 7/10 blowjay giver, and is lookin to improve.  Dried minnows for everyone. 

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Tommy Lee and his cocaine fueled pilot are the anti friendly skies.  Lay off the egg nog for your livers sake. Try my shrimp paste. 

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Nate gave us a fart machine and we've never been happier.  Werewolfnado = new fear unlocked.  Lance has been eating a few too many edibles. 

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Just say no to holiday parties. No secrets are safe from your spouse!!!  Shirley Manson let a drunk lady have it. 

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Possum in an xmas tree.  Hot air balloons are the worst.  Don't eff with bear spray, bruh. 

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Dudes and their confidence never cease to surprise me.  Marty McCoy from the Lonely Ones checks in.  You're gonna need a bigger boat. 

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At work mammograms for JJO Staffers.  Expensive tshirts are not for boomers.  Pizza Pthursday. 

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Stop doing weird things to your junk.  Sharon Stone is comin' for your loins. Holiday party hookups. 

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Megan can't stop cheating.  They stole a Christmas tree from a dude named Jesus.   Cat Chat makes us regret comin' to work today. 

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