Bro, there's a bridge there! The worst camping trip ever. You mean movies aren't real?

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Eff Sea Monkeys!!! 4 outta 5 dentists don't listen to our show. Good luck flying!

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That's not what you do at Lowes.  20 friggin' OWIs.  Pizza Phtursday

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There's a spoon in your brain.  Exploding birds.  Danger found his one fan.

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How long can Danger talk about his garage sale. Amazon ninja pooper.  That bitch just drove right thru it. 

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Tree cutter downer assholes.  Lightsaber attack.  I'd rather have my popcorn and my trauma now, thank you.  

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Is that nacho cheese in your butt crack? Gimme legal weed or gimme other weed.  Mom just wants to sleep. 

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One of our favorite guests of all time comes in studio with cheese, beer, candy and THC drinks and we couldn't be happier. 

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Meth Raccoon.  The Mormons just dominating.  I need a kraut fountain. 

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I'm not homeless, I'm an artist.  Toughest jobs in America.  Hanging out drinking with your high school coach in the 70s was not cool, despite what you thought.  

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