See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nancy is happy that it’s getting darker earlier at night because it helps her go to sleep earlier. Joey realized that he has no real clocks in his house.  

Joey’s wife learned about taco pizza, a Midwest staple food that Joey grew up eating, and thought it was weird. Joey was offended by her disgust.  

A woman is trying to convince her brother not to name his baby Brisket. He thinks it is a good, strong name. She doesn’t want a nephew named after a slab of meat.  

Hot Tea: Jelly Roll gave an awesome pep talk to his son’s soccer team. Fans thought they were going to a Kasey Musgraves concert, but it was actually a live taping of a science podcast she was a guest on. A woman was arrested for assaulting a man with a can of silly string.  

Starting next season, the Vols will no longer play Florida and Georgia in football every year. They will only play Kentucky, Alabama, and Vanderbilt every season. The other schools will be on rotation.  

Nancy convinced her kids that she was starting an OnlyFans page to sell pictures of her feet.  

Lucky 7  

There’s a new version of the Bible called “Bible BFF.” It takes the Bible stories and puts them in gen z language. We listened to a few stories and actually enjoyed how they were told.  

Joey forgot his gym clothes again. He had to workout in his tshirt from the Rogersville Possum event we talked about a few weeks ago... the shirt that says “Eat a Tick” on it. He was very embarrassed.  

What Makes You Special? I ran a marathon at the North Pole! 

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy first day of fall!  

Joey said that Home Depot is full of Halloween yard decorations. He also learned that you can’t sit on demo toilets at Home Depot or Lowes. He really wanted to test out different heights and he wasn’t allowed to.  

Karly was convinced that our coworker, Vince Ferrara, didn’t know her name. Joey had him come into the studio to clear things up.  

Monday Morning Wake Up Call with 11-Year-Old Skylar 

Hot Tea: This year’s most popular Halloween costume is the Phillies Karen. Carrie Underwood and Jason Aldean are mourning friend and songwriter Brett James after his passing. A bus driver has been arrested for blasting heat in the bus, saying “I am going to cook you all,” and vowing to bring a paddle as punishment to the kids.  

The Vols won on Saturday! Everyone is upset with the UAB player that stomped on our kicker’s foot on purpose.  

A man passed away on a Universal Studios roller coaster due to "blunt impact injuries." Joey and his while family just rode this ride two months ago.  

Lucky 7  

It is now illegal in Connecticut to marry your first cousin. We aren’t sure why that wasn’t already illegal, and we talk about other weird state laws. A lady called and said she is married to her cousin.  

Nancy is annoyed that people at church only sit on the ends of the pews and not in the middle. It makes it harder for her to find a seat when she is late on Sundays.  

One Minute with Mike Keith 

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nancy is upset becasue someone parked in “her” parking spot this morning. We think that our coworker, Vince Ferrara, doesn’t know Karly’s name.  

The new iPhone 17 came out today! 

Nerd News! A species of ant can clone another’s DNA and give birth to ants of two different species. Being pregnant can cause your toilet seat to turn purple. Spending time with a cat raises the person and the cat’s oxytocin levels.  

Hot Tea: The CEO of Steak N Shake put up a billboard to troll Cracker Barrel. Mark Zuckerburg debuted Meta's AI glasses and the technology completely failed during the demonstration. Martha Stewart says men slide into her dms all the time.  

There are new nominees for the Toy Hall of Fame including Furbies, battleship, snow, and more. Joey and Nancy then tried to guess what old commercials were advertising.  

The FTC is suing Ticketmaster AGAIN for falsely advertising ticket prices.  

Lucky 7  

Yesterday, Nancy thought her daughter Emma was either missing or dead. Nancy couldn’t get ahold of her for over 3 hours, and Emma missed the pedicure appointment they had together. Nancy drove to her apartment only to find her asleep in bed. Her phone was on silent and had fallen underneath her bed, so she couldn’t hear it vibrating.  

Big orange Breakdown for UT vs UAB! 

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joey called Karly yesterday and she lied to him about being awake. She was 100% asleep but didn’t want to make him feel bad for waking her up.  

Neyland Stadium is making some changes to help people get into the stadium faster.  

Nancy’s husband stood up to a “Karen” yesterday.  

We talked with Wes from Dollywood about the new ride, Nightflight Expedition!  

Hot Tea: Gulf Shores, Alabama wants Morgan Wallen’s Sand in My Boots Festival back next year instead of Hangout Fest. Bill Belichick's girlfriend was going to be on Dancing with the Stars, but she caused too much drama, so they replaced her. A Spirit Airlines pilot was scolded by Air Traffic Control for being “too close” to Airforce One. 

Group Therapy: I Found Out Everyone at Work’s Salary.  

Lucky 7  

Joey’s 9-year-old told a girl in his class that she shouldn’t say “what the freak” because it’s a replacement cuss word.  

Telephone Talent Show! 

Ireland just got their first Taco Bell 

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.