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We're back with three more spooky Halloween short films! First, Tim Burton's tale of a young Frankenstein who loses his dog ... and brings him back from the dead. It's "Frankenweenie" from 1984! Next, a Swedish fan film sees a fun Halloween party get crashed by three slashers and a zombie in "The Resurrection of Michael Myers Part 2." Finally, we keep the Munster train a'rollin' with this reboot from the early 2010s that stars Jerry O'Connell and Eddie Izzard: Mockingbird Lane! All this plus Halloween chat, Candy corn chat, dom deluise callers, LA movie marathons, Vincent Price chat, nerd news, dvds, junk mail and so much more! Direct Donloyd Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll steal the Leprechaun's gold for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

This week, we're getting spooked & scared & sleepy (???), all courtesy of our pals from the Dom Deluise Patreon Club. We've let these fine folks choose three Schlocktober features for us to chat about, and we deliver on that promise! Up first! Y'all remember the La Casa series of horror films, right? Not so much an actual series of films but instead a marketing ploy that involved selling unrelated fright flicks to an unwitting Italian public, the series includes entries from the Evil Dead and House franchises at various points in time. Our feature this week, Witchery (aka La Casa 4: Witchcraft) from 1988, has no actual relation to those franchises, but does feature a scary house in Scituate, MA. It's also got Linda Blair, David Hasselhoff, and a witch! Next up! Way back in 1988, New World Pictures tried to sneak a hyper-violent zombie horror/comedy past our noses by burying it inside a buddy-cop film called Dead Heat, with Joe Piscopo and Treat "Gotta Eat" Williams in the lead roles. But will this odd concoction go down smoothly? The answer will surprise you. Finally! It's a third film: Leprechaun Returns, the SyFy Original sequel to the original Leprechaun which ignores all of the other sequels and starts a new fork in the canon. Nobody's expecting this to be good, right? Will we be surprised by the mischievous little gold-chaser? Donloyd now to find out. All this plus Kevin Moss Presents: a sticky selection of spooky seasonal sweets, Sean sees a spider, pouring one out for Robert Forster, finally consumers will have a way to access films and television produced by the Disney corporation, we tease a Maniac Cop Theme Show (the long clock starts now on our eventual fulfillment of this promise), Kevin professes his love for old-timey black & white horror movies, we play back the tape, Kevin professes his love for old-timey black & white kaiju movies, a shocking reveal of profound sleepiness, a shocking disagreement over the quality of a classic film, a shocking reversal of expectations from a SyFy Original, our weekly news plus Blu-ray Picks and even more! Direct Donloyd Here Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll steal the Leprechaun's gold for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

Greetings boils and ghouls, Schlocktober rolls right along with more spooktacular surprises. This week, we delve into the devilish delights of three horror anthology films! Up first, Vincent Price recounts the sordid history of a Tennessee town to Susan Tyrrell with a series of strange and spooky tales in From a Whisper to a Scream from 1987. Then, a mortician played by Clarence Williams III spins a series of yarns about creepy events in the inner city to a trio of gang bangers looking to buy some drugs in Tales from the Hood from 1995. And finally, various strangers enter an empty theater only to have unsettling stories about themselves play out on the big screen at the behest of a mysterious projectionist played by Mickey Rourke in Nightmare Cinema from 2018. All this plus Joker chat, old man cinema-going, root beer milk, voicemails about horror marathons, Nerd News, this week's hottest blu-rays and so much more! LISTEN NOW: MP3 Direct Donloyd Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content.Our ghoulish hearts will be warmed by your love and support. And if you're not a baby, go buy one of these hot new Ghoul Summer 2019 shirts from our friends at Hide The Bodies!

Schlocktober is finally here and we're spending time with America's favorite family with a Frankenstein patriarch. It's Munster Week. First, the Munsters hit the big screen after leaving TV in "Munster, Go Home!" from 1966. Herman gets weird that an English relative died, so the family heads to the UK to collect. Next, the gang returns in a 1981 Halloween special. In this one, Herman and Grandpa are framed for a crime by evil robot versions of themselves. And Sid Caesar shows up. Finally, it's a total reboot! The Munsters are recast and coming to America! An evil politician wants the Munsters (and all other immigrants deported). It's "Here Come the Munsters." All this plus surfing chat, DVDs, Nerd News, Junk Mails, and in-depth talk about Dom Deluise status and so much more! Direct Donloyd

This week, we're pulling a fast one yet again with another round of short film reviews! Well, at least the films are short. Our reviews are actually longer than them. Up first! Y'all remember the vibe of post-war Industrial age French slaughter houses, right? Get nostalgiac in a Ghoul Summer kinda way, for the way your grandpa packed meat, with 1949's Blood of the Beasts. Directed by Georges Franju (Judex, Eyes Without a Face (Not the Billy Idol video))! Next up! Way back in 1983, a full one year before Hollywood produced a 92-minute feature film version, an amateur film maker cranked out 18 minutes of spooky Children of the Corn material and called it Disciples of the Corn for some reason. If you like scarecrows and the end of summertime, get ready to experience it on film. Finally! It's a third "film": 2 Legit 2 Quit the 1991 music video extravaganza from our good friend Hammer (the MC formerly known as MC Hammer). A shockingly long runtime combined with an unending string of celebrity cameos make this one of the most expensive music videos ever made for a song that nobody likes. Is the video any good? All this plus a comparison of movie databases on the internet, end of summer waterpark chats, the return of a mythical voicemail caller, Kevin's enthusiam for b&w 60's czech films, Travis with a blood-soaked GWARpdate, checking balls for scuff marks, a scary scenario in which people walk by and mock you, Kevin discover a new fuck-style (solo coffin), baseball chats, Stephen King chats, our weekly news plus Blu-ray Picks and even more! Direct Donloyd Here Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll move to Oklahoma for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

The listeners demanded it, so here we are, back for another round of Ghoul Summer just in time to close out the season with three more disgusting and twisted slices of cinematic depravity. Up first, a Chinese film about greedy land developers who kill thousands of snakes while building a luxury apartments only to unleash a curse of snakes that plagues them with piles of serpents at every turn in Calamity of Snakes from 1982. Then, we get the charming tale of a Japanese superhero who is hired to get revenge for his clients by raping their female targets in The Rapeman from 1994, based off the manga and anime of the same name. And finally, we get a grimy glimpse into the life of an embalmer in Columbia as he slices up bodies on a daily basis in the super-ghoulish documentary Orozco the Embalmer from 2001. All this plus discussion on when Halloween season begins, voicemails defending Sweetman's honor, Nerd News, this week's hottest blu-rays, spirited debate about what is satire and so much more! LISTEN NOW: MP3 Direct Donloyd Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content.Our ghoulish hearts will be warmed by your love and support. And if you're not a baby, go buy one of these hot new Ghoul Summer 2019 shirts from our friends at Hide The Bodies!

We're back with another round of movies picked by our Patreon Friends. First, an evil Herbert West-like doctor finds a way to detach one's soul and put it into a corpse in 1987's "Soul Tangler." Next, everyone's favorite hockey mask-wearing slasher goes on a cruise to New York in "Friday the 13th 8: Jason Takes Manhattan" from 1989. Finally, we've got lamby nipple chops as two losers from Queens get themselves involved with the mob after a crank phone call in "The Jerky Boys." All this plus DVDs, Nerd News, Junk Mails, Sweetman Chat, Chaki, Tom from Adelaide, Disney Land Chat, Does It: Chapter 2 sucks?, Evil Bong Chat and so much more! Direct Donloyd Maybe it's not too late for you to hustle on over to Hide the Bodies and pick up a new Ghoul Summer T-shirt, huh? Or go check out our Patreon and then you can pick the movies.

This week, we're slapping on the veil and stepping in the ring - that's right, it's our Masked Wrestler Horror theme show, where we review three scary movies featuring grapplers in disguise! Up first! Doctor Irving Frankenstein is up to some brain-transplanting no good and it's up to a couple of very famous luchadors to stop him in the bizarre Mexican crossover Santo and Blue Demon Versus Doctor Frankenstein (aka Santo y Blue Demon contra el doctor Frankenstein), from 1974. Featuring real-ass authentic Mexican wrestling action, and fictional vampires! Next up! Way back in 1994, a handful of local wrestlers and aspiring filmmakers grinded out some weekends in the back woods of Pennsylvania, with the simple hope of bringing the world a masked-wrestler-horror film called Masked Mutilator. For reasons, it was never completed/released. But now, Severin Films is proud to announce this long-forgotten slice of rural moviemaking can be viewed by audiences willing and otherwise. And we're proud to announce we've reviewed it right here on the show. Finally! It's a third film: Wrestlemaniac (2006), which is an American slasher film starring the uncle of real-life murder-doing person Rey Mysterio Jr. (Ready to Rumble, WCW Hog Wild '96). All this plus more yet another guest wistfully reminenscing about the party at Parker's place where people peed (in a wall), Parker makes Kevin an F5-related promise he might not be prepared to keep, no fun in the central California valleys, grapplechats, a current theatrical horror round-up, a glorious embrace of the return of the Boob Scale, a junkmail from a good old friend (likely drunk), respect for the elderly, Musical Sweetman, confusion from down under, fast food news chew can use, It Part 2 (whatever), what a Parker wants, the world according to the Scoobypedia, a Batty Call, our weekly news plus Blu-ray Picks and even more! Direct Donloyd Here Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll sit-out powerbomb straight into a pinfall for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

Well, here we are again, another 100 movies reviewed on JFD. And as we do with every 100th movie reviewed, we do a full-length audio commentary on a movie voted on by you, the JFD listeners. And this time you guys overwhelmingly chose 1994's Cabin Boy!  So, grab you copy of Cabin Boy and watch along with us as we set sail with Chris Elliott, Ritch Brinkley, James Gammon, Brian Doyle-Murray, Brion James, Andy Richter, Melora Walters and Russ Tamblyn as Chocki the Shark Boy! All this plus some ghost hunting experiences, minor league baseball chat, drive-in memories and the hunt for Popeyes chicken sandwiches. LISTEN NOW: MP3 Direct Donloyd Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content.Our pipes will be cleaned by your love and support. And if you're not a baby, go buy one of these hot new Ghoul Summer 2019 shirts from our friends at Hide The Bodies!

It's the grossest time of the year and we've got three movies of variable ghoulishness and perhaps the most divisive Ghoul Summer -- or JFD -- movie of all time. First, after "Last House," Wes Craven stars in and (probably) directed this porn flick about an incestuous brother/sister duo, the drugs they enjoy, the priesthood and Satan in "Angela, the Fireworks Woman." Next, from the director of "Nekromantic" comes an equally edgy tale of a German serial killer's death dream, mutilated genitals, bloody underpants and so much more in "Schramm." Finally, Oscar-winning director Michael Heneke's remake of his own film: Funny Games. In this 2007 version, two nice young boys play humorous and violent games with a privileged family for their own -- but mostly the audience's -- amusement. All this plus Nerd News, DVDs, Junk Mails, Tom Cruise Apologies, Cookie Chat, Are Crybabies also Warheads?, Playing the tape back, did Justin threaten us? And so much more! Direct Donloyd Also, go to Hide the Bodies and snag the new 2019 Ghoul Summer T-shirt! We guarantee it!