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107. A Lucky Jacket 幸运夹克

Anna has a lucky jacket. Whenever she wears it, good things happen to her. She wore it on her final exam one time, and she got the highest grade in the class! The jacket is green with yellow stripes. It&`&s really smelly, because Anna never washes it. She is scared that washing the jacket will wash away the luck. She keeps the jacket in a closet all by itself. No other clothes are in the closet.

Anna had an important interview for a job. She was very nervous about it. She wanted to wear the jacket, but the jacket was not appropriate for the interview. She needed to wear nice clothes. She decided to wear the jacket under a plain gray sweater. Perfect plan, she thought.

When Anna entered the interview room, she started to sweat. She wondered why it was so hot. She realized that the heater was on. She sat down across from the interviewer. "Anna, you&`&re sweating. You should take your sweater off." Anna laughed nervously. "I&`&m fine," she said. By the end of the interview, there was a sweat stain on Anna&`&s sweater. She left the interview feeling unsure. A week later Anna got a phone call from the boss. The boss offered her the job! The lucky jacket worked!

1. Maps - Alyson Stoner,Max Schneider （原唱Maroon 5）
2. Love You Like A Love Song - Sami （原唱Selena Gomez & The Scene）
3. As Long As You Love Me - Tiffany Alvord (原唱Justin Bieber)
4. Wake Me Up (Glee Cast Version) - Lea Michele （原唱Avicii）
5. We Will Rock You - Russian Red （原唱Queen）

Spencer So then Spencer said,
"Are you coming to my party tonight?"
And inside I was like, "Waah!"
But on the outside I was like, "Sure, whatevs."
So then I said, "What should I bring?"
And he said, "Just your cute self."
And that time I did say, "Waah!"
Hi, honey. Oh, hey, mom. Homework call.
Charlie Sorry. Where's charlie?
Gabe Kitchen, with Gabe.
Charlie Charlie did it.
What in the world?
Charlie Well, charlie asked for a milkshake.
Like a good big brother, I decided to make one.
Then she forgot to put the top on the blender.
So you put your baby sister in charge of an electrical appliance?
And she let me down.
Teddy Teddy, get in here.
Mom, I'm on the-- wow.
Gotta call you back.
Care to explain what's going on here?
Uh, a chocolate bomb went off?
Teddy I asked if we could make milkshakes
And teddy did this.
And then she started talking about her party again.
That's what we call homework sometimes-- a party-- 'cause it's so fun.
Okay, you know what? That's it.
No T.V., no computer, no video games
For the rest of the day.
I think that's fair.
And you're watching him.
That's so unfair!
Charlie And Charlie.
Mom, I have to get ready for my party.
That's just too bad. And what did I tell you about lying?
It only works on dad.
Now both of you, clean this mess up.
My poor little baby.
I gotta give you a bath. Mwah.
Or I could just lick you clean.
Today's all burnt toast
running late, and dad jokes
Has anybody seen my left shoe
I close my eyes, take a bite
Grab a ride, laugh out loud
There it is up on the roof
I've been there, I've survived
So just take my advice
Hang in there, baby,
Things are crazy
But I know your future is bright
Hang in there, Baby
There is no maybe
Eveything turns out all right
Sure life is up and down
But trust me, it comes back all around
You're gonna love who you turn out to be
Hang in there, Baby
Good Luck Charlie S01E06 Charlie Did It!
Good morning, dad.
you gonna get to that lawn today?
“” You know, when someone says "Good morning,"
“” The traditional response is "Good morning" back.
Sorry.
You gonna get to that lawn today?
So where you off to?
I'm meeting with some jingle writers,
Bob Getting ready to shoot a new commercial for bob's bugs be gone.
A jingle? That's like a song, right?
That's right, a catchy little tune that sticks in your head
And drives you just a little bit crazy.
Emmett You know emmett and I have a band, right?
You know we have a lawn mower, right?
Don't you think you should give us a shot at writing your jingle?
P.J. P.J., come on, music's a great hobby for you,
but I need a professional.
Come on, just give us a chance.
All right, okay.
If you guys wanna take a shot at it, knock yourselves out.
You will not be sorry.
And then one day when I accept my grammy for best exterminator jingle,
I'm gonna say,
“ ” "This one's for you, dad.
“Taylor Swift” And my girlfriend Taylor Swift.
“ Tay-tay” What up, Tay-tay?"
What's wrong with you?
No t.V., no computer, no video games.
I'm freaking out.
Why don't you read a book?
Sure, right after I clean my room.
Do you even know me?
You're a strange little dude.
Where are you going?
To the store. We're out of diapers.
Please take me with you.
You wanna go shopping for diapers?
No, but I will not stay here and have these machines mock me.
Again, a strange little dude.
Okay, read back what we have so far.
“” Okay. "Jingle number one,
"P.J.Emmett" Written by P.J. And emmett."
That's it.
Think. Gotta think.
Bob Oh, hey, my dad's name is bob.
Bob Maybe we should think of things that rhyme with "Bob."
blob（）glob（）slob（） How about blob, glob and slob?
I'm doing a load of his whites.
Man, writing a jingle is harder than I thought.
Mom, we need some inspiration.
Well, lucky for you,
I wrote quite a bit of poetry in high school.
Published five times in the school's literary magazine--
Whatever.
Actually, I was thinking
You could inspire us with some sandwiches.
My first piece or-- back it up--
Should I say my first published piece
“” Is called simply "Locker."
That's great. I'll take a ham and cheese--
"Hey there, locker,
Filled with my books and papers
And secrets.
I can't remember your combination.
37 17 37 right, 17 left,
But then what?
Am I locked out
Or are you locked in?"
So good. So good.
It's still so good.
You wanna do this at my house?
Well well well,
Gabriel B. Duncan Gabriel B. Duncan.
Hugo Afternoon, hugo.
The manager knows you?
We have a history, yes.
Ducan A word of advice, Duncan--
You knock over a display or joy-ride a shopping cart,
And I will personally open a can of Reddi Mart's finest butt-kick.
Hey, have you lost weight?
Just kidding.
I'm watching you, punk.
Soda and mints? What are these for?
I'm gonna make a soda geyser.
You drop a mint into the bottle
And it makes this huge explosion.
Wow, that sounds so cool.
Put them back.
How come you get to buy lip gloss and I can't buy this stuff?
It's completely different.
Soda and mints won't make you look totally cute at a party.
Thank you very much.
What's going on?
Gabe Why, it's gabe. I must be getting psychic.
I didn't do anything.
Mm-hmm, come on.
Receipt.
There you go.
Huh, I'm seeing diapers,
But I'm not seeing sunglasses. Explain.
Explanation-- we didn't get sunglasses.
Well, someone did.
Charlie Charlie did it.
This time she really did do it.
She must have grabbed these when we weren't looking.
That's so funny.
You see me laughing?
There's nothing funny about shoplifting.
Hugo In case you didn't notice, hugo, we're still in the store.
Unpaid items are considered stolen once they leave checkout.
In case you didn't notice,
we don't have cash registers in the parking lot.
Alice Tell alice to call the police.
The police? You're arresting a baby?
Or a very small person.
We don't have all the facts yet.
Charlie Duncan
Turn her to the left.
Don't you think it's a little ridiculous to take mug shots of a baby?
That's procedure for shoplifters.
Turn her to the right.
Charlie Hugo Okay, Charlie, smile for Huge-oh.
Sticks and stones may break my bones--
Agh!
Are these the shoplifters?
That's right. The perp is in the stroller.
She's not a perp. She's a baby.
Still undetermined.
I called the police, but they said this was low priority
And they wouldn't be here for three or four hours.
Three or four hours?
Alice Alice, why can't you do anything right?
It's not my fault. Please don't yell at me.
How many times have we been over this?
Whenever you tell me not to yell at you,
It makes me want to yell at you!
Hi, as entertaining and twisted as this all is,
Can we please move it along? I have a party to go to.
- - - You're going to a party? - Yes.
That must be nice.
Nitwit, do not fraternize with the suspects.
Might as well make yourselves comfortable,
Looks like you're gonna be here a while.
I'll stay here as long as you want.
- - - There's T.V. Here. - that's a security monitor.
It's a screen and it's giving me pleasure.
Alice Alice, register 2 needs nickels.
Hugo Hugo, I'm gonna bring nickels to register 2.
I heard.
Gabe Gabe, we gotta get out of here.
Are you giving me permission to be bad?
- - - Yes. - How bad?
Do whatever it takes.
I've been waiting to hear those words my whole life.
No whispering.
Hugo Hugo, I have to go to the bathroom.
Yeah.
Is this some kind of trick?
It is-- a magic trick.
I drink stuff up here and it comes out down here.
All right, let's go.
And you, don't do anything stupid.
Like that?
"Like that?"
All right, let's hear what you got.
This first song is one of my personal favorites.
“” It's called "Jingle number one."
One, two, three, four.
Bob Bob's bugs be gone, bugs be gone
He kills them dead dead dead dead dead dead!
What do you think?
I think you just loosened one of my fillings.
Hugo Where's Hugo?
Bathroom.
Oh, no.
That means I'm in charge for 30 minutes.
Where have I heard that before?
Heard what?
The...
In French class?
Oh, yeah yeah yeah.
Alice Wheezheimer You're Alice wheezheimer.
（：wheeze）
Wartheimer It's Wartheimer.
It is?
Are you sure?
Is that what people call me behind my back--
Wheezheimer Wheezheimer?
No, not at all.
Wheezheimer Nobody calls you Wheezheimer
Or Wheezy.
Hugo Hugo calls me Alice in Wheezerland.
Why do you let him treat you so badly?
He's my boss. I have to.
Alice No, Alice, you don't.
You have to stand up for yourself.
If he yells at you, you yell back.
Oh, I don't know.
Believe it or not, I'm not much of a yeller.
This guy is treating you like a doormat.
- - - And that's bad? - Yes.
You have to stand up and say,
Alice Wheezheimer "You can't mess with me. I'm Alice Wheezheimer!"
Wartheimer Wartheimer!
That's the fire I'm looking for, Wheezy--
I mean Warty.
Hugo Hugo, get your butt in here,
Please.
Da bug, mon
Yeah, da bug, mon
Bob Don't delay, call Bob today
Dial three
Zero
Three...
Guys.
Fi-yi-yi-yive--
Guys guys guys.
You haven't heard the second verse. That's your fax number.
It's a 30-second commercial.
You can't place artificial limits on our art.
Yah, mon, da song needs to breathe a little.
Look, guys, I gave you a shot,
But I can't use any of these songs.
Why not?
Because they're not--
What's the word? --Good.
P.J. P.J., come on.
It's just business. It's not personal.
So I guess the polka number's out?
Did you just tell me to get my butt in here?
Uh uh...
Yes, she did.
She's got something to say to you...
...which is
She's not your doormat, okay?
She deserves to be treated with respect.
How dare you talk to me that way?
She's gonna talk to you
any way I want to talk to you for her about.
Price check on aisle 1,
Volcanic geyser on aisle 2.
This ends now.
Charlie Let's go, Charlie. We're busting out of here.
You little--!
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
Jalapeno-style.
Hugo Hugo, catch me if you can.
Gabriel Gabriel!
Clean up on aisle... everywhere.
Hey.
You okay?
- - - Dad, can I ask you something? - Sure.
Do you think I should give up my dream of being a musician?
Well, I think the only person
That can answer that question is you.
Then the answer is no.
I'm not giving up.
Good. That's good.
You don't want to have any regrets.
- - - I should know. - What do you mean?
I had a dream too.
I was gonna be a professional wrestler, man.
“” I was gonna call myself "Bobzilla."
Bobzilla?
Maybe five more minutes on the name, dad.
Well, it all worked out fine.
I've got a nice life and a wonderful family.
Besides, you wouldn't want to see your dad on T.V.,
beating up other guys, would you?
That would be awesome.
I know. So awesome, right?
Well, I'm not giving up. In fact,
I used the pain of rejection to write another song.
Good for you. Can I hear it?
The bug man crushed my dreams
Everything I wanted to be
Bob Bob's bugs be gone
Was the death of me.
You know what?
I think you speed that up,
Have a bug sing it and we've got our new jingle.
- - - Are you serious? - I'm dead serious.
Yes!
I did it!
Now all I have to do is find a singing bug.
Alice Alice.
Hey, what's going on?
I wanted to tell you something.
What was it?
Oh, I got fired.
That's terrible. I'm so sorry.
No, it's wonderful.
Then congratulations.
After I turned in my smock, guess what?
I stopped wheezing.
That's great.
Well, it's only been an hour and the pollen count is low.
Well, let's keep our fingers crossed.
Anyway, I just wanted to thank you
Hugo For helping me stand up to Hugo.
See you in French class.

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Janice: Hello, funny Valentine.
Chandler: Hi, Just Janice.
Janice: Hello, Joey, our little matchmaker. I could just kiss you
all over, and I'm gonna!
Joey: If you don't do it, I will.



Phoebe: Oooh! I have something you can do! I have this new massage
client... Steve? Anyway, he's opening up a restaurant and he's
looking for a head chef.
Monica: Um... hi there.
Phoebe: Hi! Oh, yeah, no, I know. You're a chef. I know, and I thought of you
first, but um, Chandler's the one who needs a job right now, so....
Chandler: Yeah... I just don't have that much cheffing experience. Unless it's
an all-toast restaurant.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah!
Monica: Well, what kind of food is he looking for?
Phoebe: Well, he wants to do something eclectic, so he's looking for
someone who can, you know, create the entire menu.
Monica: Oh my God!
Phoebe: Yeah, I know! So, what do you think?
Chandler: Thanks, Phoebe. But I just don't really see myself in a big white hat.
Phoebe: OK. Oh Monica! Guess what!

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6. An Undercover Superhero 秘密超人

Kimberly seems like a normal teenage girl. She goes to high school; she has homework; she has problems with the popular girls; she argues with her parents. However, Kimberly has a secret power. She has super strength. She can lift up cars from the ground. She uses her strength to fight crime in her city. She has even been on the news!

Kimberly hides this secret from everyone except her younger brother and her parents. She doesn't want people to treat her differently. She feels that people might give her special treatment because she is a hero. She wants people to see her for who she truly is. To hide her identity, she wears a mask and green colored contacts. Her superhero outfit includes a cape and a stretchy purple suit.

Sometimes Kimberly does want to tell people she is a superhero, like when she was bullied by the popular girls. She came close to telling them one time after they destroyed her science project. Kimberly also has a sidekick who is her best friend. His superhero name is OttoBot, and his real name is Oliver. His power is his super speed. Oliver goes to the same school as Kimberly, but he does not keep his identity a secret.

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Clerk：Right this way, Mr. and Mrs. Stewart. Well, it's small, but clean.

Richard：Clean? You call this clean?

Clerk：Have a nice stay.

Richard：Thank you. I don't believe this.

Well, it isn't the Watermill Inn, but let's get a look at3 the view4.

Marilyn：How is the view?

Richard：Great, if you enjoy looking at a parking lot.6

Marilyn：Well, maybe we'll see the view in the morning. Right now, we should clean up this room.

Richard：Sorry, Marilyn.

Marilyn：Why should you be sorry?

Richard：Well, the rain, the room, the view of the parking lot. It isn't the way I hoped it would be.8

Marilyn：Stop blaming yourself9. After all, we're here, we're alone, we're together. And I love you. Isn't that enough?

Richard：It is for me,10 but I wanted this weekend to be special for you.


Marilyn：It is special. Happy anniversary. [She kisses him.]

The next morning. Richard is still upset about the weather and the room at the Old Country Inn.



Richard：It's still raining. I want to play11 tennis.

Marilyn：I want some breakfast. Let's call room service12and order nice breakfast, and then we'll figure out what to do today.

Richard：Right. [He goes to the telephone.] Would you give me room service, please?13 I beg your pardon?14 Oh, I see. [He hangs up.] They don't have room service at Old Country Inn.

Marilyn：Well, let's go down to the coffee shop.

Richard：They don't have a coffee shop. We can get our meals at Mrs. Montefiore's down the road.

Marilyn：That's OK, honey. I love walking15 in the rain.

Richard：Oh, you're being16 a really good sport17 about this, Marilyn, but I think we should face the truth18.

Marilyn：What's that?

Richard：This is not the way to spend our fifth anniversary.

Marilyn：Well, what do you want to do?

Richard：Why don't we get in the car and drive home?

Marilyn：Oh, Richard, it really isn't that bad.

Richard：[He hugs her.] Do you want to stick it out19 for the whole weekend?

Marilyn：Well, I'll admit20 the room is uncomfortable.

Richard：Uh-hum.

Marilyn：And I do feel bad about your mother having to take care of the baby all weekend.

Richard：Why don't we just ckeck out21?

Marilyn：OK.

[The telephone rings.]

Marilyn：Hello? Yes, Yes, this is she. Oh, hello! How nice of you to remember us! Yes, my husband did call. You do? Really? It won't be any trouble?Oh, yes, I think we'd like that very much. Fifteen minutes! Thank you. Good bye. [She hangs up, turns to Richard, and smiles.] You will never guess. 22

Richard：Uh… I give up23.

Marilyn：Mrs. Montefiore from the Watermill Inn.

Richard：What is she calling about?

Marilyn：They have an opening24. Someone just checked out, and Mrs. Montefiore has re served the honeymoon suite25 for us.

Richard：You're kidding!

Marilyn：No. Isn't it wonderful?

Richard：It's fantastic! Oh, now all it has to do is stop raining26. Let's go.

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Chandler: Huh. Did, uh... any of the rest of you guys think that when
you first met me?
Monica: I did.
Phoebe: Yeah, I think so, yeah.
Joey: Not me.
Ross: Nono, me neither. Although, uh, y'know, back in college,
Susan Sallidor did.
Chandler: You're kidding! Did you tell her I wasn't?
Ross: No. No, it's just 'cause, uh, I kinda wanted to go out with
her too, so I told her, actually, you were seeing Bernie
Spellman... who also liked her, so...



Mr. Geller: I was just thinking. When my time comes-
Monica: Dad!
Mr. Geller: Listen to me! When my time comes, I wanna be buried at sea.
Monica: You what?
Mr. Geller: I wanna be buried at sea, it looks like fun.
Monica: Define fun.
Mr. Geller: C'mon, you'll make a day of it! You'll get a boat, pack a lunch...
Monica: ...And then we throw your body in the water... Gee, that does
sound fun.
Mr. Geller: Everyone thinks they know me. Everyone says 'Jack Geller, so
predictable'.Maybe after I'm gone, they'll say 'Buried at sea! Huh!'
Monica: That's probably what they'll say.
Mr. Geller: I'd like that.

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