Judy vs. Donald Trump; Judy's love life; comedians' wages; Chemda's landlord; Louis C.K.'s return and his hecklers; Neil deGrasse Tyson's 4th sexual assault allegation; Kevin Hart steps down from hosting Oscars 2019; Lena Dunham admits she lied while defending an accused rapist; how to handle liars; a listener's robotripping experience

Lesbian mothers and bullying; the highest high; rekindling old relationships while shitfaced

The Keith Malley School of Trickster Awareness; driving for Uber; driving Steven Tyler; how to mine cryptocurrency; Gilbert Gottfried hates Stephen; hospital food

Chemda is 2 years tumor-free; dating closeted people; diversity in commercials; man shoots own groin in Walmart; TV stealing jokes; reacting to gay comedians; Pope Francis on the fashionability of homosexuality; Baby, It’s Cold Outside banned; Hugh Hefner's auctioned items; problems with exes; TED Talks

Keith's girlfriend upgrading his life; how Keith and Kyle fight; The Love Languages; NYC in your 20s; Keith's child disciplining techniques

Therapy; Keith's long-lost friend; weed vs. opioids; Pete Davidson; long-distance relationships

Military dogs and comedy for the troops; challenging masculinity; drugs and alcohol; family fights; tumultuous college years

Your flag's stars; high school fights; Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade; holiday letters

Brother Love's origin story; marrying a fellow musician; Aerosmith, Steven Tyler, and Joe Perry; KATG Polls; dosing your dog

Women's stubbornness with medicine; post-election thoughts; rape culture and music; Dwight Howard and Masin Elijé; Trump, the transgender community, and electromagnetic; anonymous man pays off strangers' Walmart layaway items; Can You Ever Forgive Me? and Melissa McCarthy