These days, the Premier League is filled with sinister billionaires and Gucci-clad stars doing Tik Tok dances with Salt Bae.

But up in Scotland, football is how it should be.

They kidnap their teammates, scrap with tea ladies and catch hypothermia on post-match benders.

From knocking out fishermen to smuggling coke, welcome to the wild world of Scottish football…

Duncan Ferguson symphonic orchestra song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpsooG5Ef-s

Anti Niemi TalkSport caller: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvreCDC61Zw

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