Killed to Death

A scientist by the name of Jason DeRosse is found dead at an antarctic base. Resident base detective Gerald Greene (Alastair Forbes) explains Jason's ill-conceived ideas, why he hates him so much, and why he himself is innocent.

Gerald's suspicions turn to Freaky Tuesday (Horatio Friday), just a cool fun guy who pranked his way onto the base.

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Ohhh nooo! Stars America (D.J. Mausner), resident of a Windsor trailer park and amateur comedian, finds lover Big Truck Goldstein dead in their trailer.

With the trailer doors, and basement, locked, and a Code Red Mountain Dew screwed into his chest, a mystery of logistics and finances unravels.

Ford Focus, Big's former business associate, drops in, as do Griffin and Steve's other roommates.

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The body of Felicity Rubbermaid, coolest girl on the ship, is found dead on the SS Madonna party cruise. Captain Water Mug (Sara Hennessey) tries their best to hold it together, even though they're just there for a good time.

Skipper Phil - born from peg legs, and possibly dead - comes in to bum everybody out, and detail exactly what happened while he was DJing the rave.

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A scientist is found is his lab after a late night, dead and downsized. The boys recruit the help of renowned astrophysicist, and Stephen King consultant, Neil deGrasse Tyson (Chris Sandiford).

He explains the properties of shrinking, as well as the various kinds of mists - the sneakiest of which being Sierra, who later wafts in Watchmen style (in the worst way).

Featuring maybe a real life car crash!

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Nathaniel Greene (Matt McCready), former prisoner of the guardless, Mortal Kombat obsessed prison, recounts the tale of his former cellmate October Train.

A heroic, almost undefeatable man of the people, they try to figure out what happened to him to make his spirit, lips, and chest toupee vanish.

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A body is found in the underground tank at a gas station.

...and also in the grass tank. There was a note in the glass tank. Baron Kensington Mackenzie (Chris Leveille) explains the tank/saws/lobby/hatch system, the NASA merch, and the quiz show that take place at his facility.

Timothy the Lobby Boy stops by from another vacation, and his wife may be in dire circumstances.

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Drug dealer Doug Dealer (Shannon Lahaie) discovers his client dead in their home, face down in a vat of marinara sauce, and home in ruins.

He talks about his PowerPoint school in the rec centre, his teacup pig, and the hilarious wig-based antics of one of his students. Then Chomson, a real stickler for the rules, describes HIS experience that night - sitting in a car, eating his own vat of sauce.

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Fred Bong, Body Gone.

And found in Susan Flaps' storage locker (Clare McConnell), adding to a long line of awful birthdays. They talk moles, twins, and "Rinse" Priebus in the time allotted to them by Randy the prison guard.

Sticky Ricky, running for Governor of the Galleria Mall, then steps in to campaign, with the help of Susan.

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This week, the boys frustrate Richard Garfield (Rob Norman), as they try to solve the death of Richard Garfield.

As he fights through the fog of trying to remember what happened to him, the boys discuss topography, Mama the dog, and how much Richard despises Griffin and Steve kissing through his body.

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A murder mystery dinner is derailed by a murder, and Max Well (Josh Murray) is even more off-put about the whole thing. A simple guy, he'd rather be in the basement with the boys playing poker, selling guests his homemade beer.

Boys like Ray, who drops in to touch some guns and talk some hockey. Together, they try to piece together what went so wrong - or perfectly to plan.

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